Hands Across America

Mardana Mayginnes & Alexander Malt

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Alexander Malt and Mardana Montana Mayginnes reunite and try to get everyone to hold hand across America.

05/17/2023

Homeless People suffer from the Messiah Complex.

Matthew mcconaughey is a piece of shit too.
04/05/2023

John Wick shoots Q'anon Shaman

We begin w/ a shaman's freedom and end with a head blown off by our hero, John Wick. Keanu is the only thing keeping our country together.
11/17/2021

Talk it out bro.

Mardana and Alex jump into the deep end. They both drown. It was for nothing but Neil's stupid coat.
10/05/2021

Passing Ships

Vegas is the Vegas of Vegas
08/02/2021

Thot Police - get the vaccine or date Ashley.

Mardana is still Unvaxxed and got Covid, don't worry he won't make it to next week. Alex has that pesky science and data on his side, but he dated Ashley, so it's a wash.
07/14/2021

Nic Cage's Anger

Just give up on everything. We've both agreed to stop doing the podcast or anything else with our lives.
06/22/2021

The Future, CUZ!

... but we spend more time talking about the past.
06/15/2021

It got dark, YO!!

The pandemic is over, then it got dark. Alex tries out for a new job while Mardana turns one down. Honestly, skip to the end when it's funny. Email complaints to our publicist Nanak Mccann. nanakmc@gmail.com

Alexander Malt and Mardana Montana Mayginnes reunite and try to get everyone to hold hand across America.

Creator

Mardana Mayginnes & Alexander Malt
Years Active

2021 - 2023
Episodes

14
Rating

Explicit
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