before this podcast my kids wouldn’t speak to me. but now, oh buddy. It’s a game changer McKenna, Hope, And who could forget Ellie aka Eleanor. But here lies the problem Ellie seems detached from society at large, she tries to understand but she just doesn’t get it. i’m sure she’s super busy with her boyfriend. but alas back to the point, My children whom i only see on the weekend (There mother and i divorced several years ago) There mother was always on the up and up on the pop culture but now with the help of three brilliant yet calming soul my children enjoy my company. All of them are so cultured i’m sure they know some real asians(no fakers allowed). I bet they all know Billie Eyelash and Conan Fray. i’m sure Mckenna has probably been to one of the old Co-Co puffs concert. Bonus i know have eyebrows again, I was so stressed about how i would connect with my children i would rub eyebrows when i was anxious. but oh bud, no i got some brows. In conclusion you should listen to this podcast because there all awesome (Work on the whole culture thing, Ellie you’ll get it eventually). i’m hoping this improves my life. When Irene left she took everything Kids, house, Car, income, Sam’s club rewards membership card, and of course who could forgot when she married my best friend sam. that backstabbing little troll. BUT IM BACK BABY AND STRONGER THAN EVER LEAVE IT MCKENNA, HOPE, AND ELLIE TO TURN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AROUND.
Sincerely-
Never Been Attacked By A Duck
