You Can't Kiki With Us

You Can't Kiki With Us
  • 5.0 (5)
  • Comedy

Hosted by Jasmine, Makoa & Kevin, bringing you heavy sarcasm, unnecessary information and a brand new outlook on the things that matter: drinking beverages with ice.

  1. 09/26/2022

    Jasmine and Kevin Become Travel Agents

    Jasmine and Kevin are back to talk about the preferred way to travel, Jasmine’s love for traffic and disdain for flirty cops, Kevin’s art show updates and his love for Vegas poolside bars. The two make travel plans for an exotic trip to San Diego, and toy with the lovely and relatable idea of quitting our jobs. Listen as Kevin tries to convince Jasmine how magical Las Vegas, Nevada can really be! Is she convinced? Stay tuned and find out! Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and bonus content! ;)  #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu  Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae @theekevipatti  Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us!  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

  2. 08/04/2022

    Jasmine and Kevin Would Like to Make a PSA

    ....heeeeyyyyyy! Have you missed us?? Don't lie! You have! Grab a drink and let's catch up with this episode, babe!  This episode is brought to you by: Proper Drag Queen Theatre Etiquette! Jasmine and Kevin discuss the perks of working with drag queens, the time when Miss Rona crashed a baby shower, and potential drunk escapades in West Hollywood that involves our two favorite words: "Happy Hour". These two divas also reminisce about their night seeing Trixie and Katya, and Jasmine makes enemies at the theatre, of ALL places! Who knew there would be SO much drama at the theatre?! Kevin talks about his lovely time at Black Market Flea and how well-dressed everybody was in their Saturday Best. He wants it known that he does have a Coach bag, and he doesn't want anyone to treat him differently to where it begs the question: is it fashion? Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and bonus content! ;)  #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu  Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae @theekevipatti  Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us!  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

  3. 04/21/2022

    Let's Put a Corset On

    Hey Dolls!  We are back again with another tangent-filled, alcohol consuming, makeup applying, brain traveling across the sea episode for you!   This episode is brought to you by: the resurgence of concerts since the start of the Patricia!  The pod has returned with another iconique episode covering topics ranging from favorite venues and artists to see live, energy for shows then vs. now, Kevina gushes over Ms. GaGa and show memories, the greatness of bondage lewks, the start of Jasmine's goth slut era, Jasmine manifesting a Davey Havok and Chris Motionless throuple, Jasmine's selfishness in hoarding Central AC at the Globe Theater, Kevina bravely comes out as a 1D stan and covers stan culture, dream concerts, best and worst concert experiences and so much more!   Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and bonus content! ;) #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae @theekevipatti Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us!

  4. 03/17/2022

    Hot Steamy Trauma Dump

    It's happening again.  We have another episode for your ears!  Kevina Dupree and Jasmine Bee have returned again for another completely illogical episode of the pod!  Unfortunately, we are still sans LaCrae, however, hopefully she will be off her tour across the world feeding the hungry as soon as possible to bless the children with her grace. This episode is brought to you by: Trauma Dumping!  The pod has come back with another riveting episode discussing a variety of menu items, such as: a Precinct Update from the end of last episode, Kevin's inability to tolerate IPAs, the urge to be in your own bed after a night out, Micky D's orders, Jasmine attracting the broken folks, setting boundaries, high school reputations, Jasmine's aesthetic as told by Kevin, being the new generation of Boomers, drug experimentation for research purposes, Euphoria recaps and controversies and rounding it out with the question of the century: Was Spike from Buffy a top or bottom?  Some real hard-hitting questions and so much more! Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and bonus content! ;) #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae @theekevipatti Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us!

  5. 02/22/2022

    I'm Not Ready to Get into Some WeHo Beef.

    Believe it or not, Season 2 now has an episode 2 and it's only 5 months in the making!  Progress!  Now with a new lineup (due to scheduling conflicts) we have returned for another episode of this legendary pod!  Makoa LaCrae gave us remaining members of the trio an opportunity to have the spotlight for a moment, which...bless her soul, such a kind and selfless act. This episode is brought to you by: taking ANOTHER involuntary hiatus and finally finding the time to sit and hit record, unfortunately, sans one icon.  The pod is back again with a fresh episode covering topics ranging from how we've spent the last 5 months, to accomplishing hair goals, to hitting WeHo solo and getting comfortable with outings on your own, to finding the appropriate drink limit to avoid tears, the impact of the remake of A Star is Born, New Year's Resolushes, Kevin obliterates an impression of a drunk Jasmine and so much more! Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and bonus content! ;) #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae @theekevipatti Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us!

  6. 09/29/2021

    Sir, Just From the Waist Down, Please.

    We did it, Joe!  You Can't Kiki With Us has RETURNETH for Season 2!  Are we still fabulous?  YES!  Have we collectively understood the concepts of how seasons work? NO!  Yet...here you are. This episode is brought to you by: taking an involuntary hiatus and finally finding the time to sit and hit record!  We have returned to your ear holes to give you a second dose of b******t, completely uncalled for behavior and a sprinkle of new energy!  Listen in on these divas discussing Evita party shenanigans, Glen Close Encounters, Belly Button Cut-Blouses, Hemmies at the Doc with Dr. First Knuckle, which tree Kevina Dupree is playing in the new show she's been cast in, Halloween plans, struggling to record with the noise of Hollywood, peaking too high on a vacation and the pain sways that follow, Bathroom Drunk time loops, breakaway pants and so much more! In the wise words of Miss Kevin Patrique Campa, "She's not a top, she's a blouse." Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and bonus content! ;) #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae @theekevipatti Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us!

  7. 07/28/2021

    Let's Talk: Sexuality!

    This episode brought to you by: The vast spectrums of sexuality and the power in not having to have an answer!  In the next episode, the trio get into deep discussion on knowing your sexuality vs figuring out your sexuality and not having to have a due date to know it.  Come join a dive into the fluidity of sexuality, the opportunity to continue to learn and how to be comfortable in the unknown, and much more!  Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and bonus content! ;) #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae @theekevipatti Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us!

  8. 07/06/2021

    Cinematic Adventures

    This episode brought to you by: Makoa's stock in AMC!  In the next episode, the trio come back from a break to discuss the movies that shaped them into who they are today, Makoa struggles through pronouncing SEVERAL names in the industry, how the French Court was essentially the first YouTubers "Get Ready With Me" aesthetic, the gag of Kiera Knightley being a whole teenager in Pirates of the Caribbean and Love Actually, first theater experiences as kids which segues into how we used to pronounce Hermione, the full impact of the latest installment of A Star is Born, Jasmine's refusal to watch High School Musical or Camp Rock, Kevin's childhood heartbreak in discovering the fate of Judy Garland, Jasmine's childhood Moby moment with Cher, and many more abrasive screams of laughter to torment your listening ears with!  Thanks for giving us a listen! Be sure to follow for more updates and bonus content! ;) #podcast #youcantkikiwithus #yckwu Find us on the socials and follow! Instagram: @youcantkikiwithus @jasminee_bee @makoa_lacrae @theekevipatti Check out our YouTube Channel as well with more content and episodes: You Can't Kiki With Us!

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Hosted by Jasmine, Makoa & Kevin, bringing you heavy sarcasm, unnecessary information and a brand new outlook on the things that matter: drinking beverages with ice.

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  • Creator
    You Can't Kiki With Us
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2022
  • Episodes
    19
  • Rating
    Explicit
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