rank u, next

rank u, next
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A weekly comedy podcast where three Midwestern boys say controversial things about a variety of topics ranging from food and drink, spaces and places, art and media, and sports and leisure. Willing to be bought out by Ariana Grande.

  1. Episode 33 - Pokemon Starters

    02/07/2022

    Episode 33 - Pokemon Starters

    The thirty third episode of rank u, next introduces these gamers to the wide world of Pokemon as they rank eight generations of starters. Criteria for these 24 starter pokemon are cuteness, whether they grow arms, and how much the first impression of one of the hosts who failed to make it out of the first generation. https://tiermaker.com/list/pokemon/starter-first-form/1941001 Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @rankunext. You can support the show at patreon.com/rankunext.

    53 min
  2. Episode 32 - 7 Natural Wonders of the World

    01/24/2022

    Episode 32 - 7 Natural Wonders of the World

    The thirty second episode of rank u, next takes the travelers back around the world to check out the seven natural wonders of the world. Criteria for ranking these global wonders include their awe-inspiring spectacle, their uniqueness, and how much they're associated with Rio de Janeiro. https://tiermaker.com/create/seven-natural-wonders-of-the-world-962370 Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @rankunext. You can support the show at patreon.com/rankunext.

    28 min
  3. Episode 31 - Soups

    01/17/2022

    Episode 31 - Soups

    The thirty first episode of rank u, next explores the vast world of liquid, traditionally hot, culinary creations as the three amateur chefs rank 32 popular soups from around the world. Criteria for ranking these soups include whether they're just clear chicken water with no seasonings past salt and pepper, whether the soup is an unwarranted icon of American culture, and whether it was a hit in the elementary school cafeteria. https://tiermaker.com/create/soups-962370 Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @rankunext. You can support the show at patreon.com/rankunext.

    1h 3m
  4. Episode 30 - NBA Logos

    01/10/2022

    Episode 30 - NBA Logos

    The thirtieth episode of rank u, next comes after a holiday hiatus and has the team taking a tour through the National Basketball Association to rank the 30 NBA team logos. Criteria for ranking these logos include whether they're running size 92 font in the logo for no reason, whether the rebrand they've committed to is even close to an improvement, and whether they have some b******t explanation for why their boring logo is meaningful. https://tiermaker.com/create/nba-logos-879492 https://www.sportslogos.net/teams/list_by_league/6/National_Basketball_Association/NBA/logos/ Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @rankunext. You can support the show at patreon.com/rankunext.

    1h 11m
  5. Episode 29 - MCU Avengers

    12/06/2021

    Episode 29 - MCU Avengers

    The twenty ninth episode of rank u, next has the team going to the movie theater to talk during the movies and figure out rankings of popular characters in and around the MCU Avenger universe. Criteria for ranking these MCU avengers include the cash-grabbiness of their story arc, whether they have powers or if they just get a potion mainlined into their bloodstream, and whether their contributions are a net positive towards the snapture. https://tiermaker.com/create/ranking-all-of-the-mcu-avengers-281948 Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @rankunext. You can support the show at patreon.com/rankunext.

    1h 21m
  6. Episode 28 - New7Wonders of the World

    11/22/2021

    Episode 28 - New7Wonders of the World

    The twenty eighth episode of rank u, next has the team traveling back on Earth to the sites of the new 7 wonders of the world. Criteria for ranking these seven monuments (plus an honorary eighth) include their validity as a world icon, their tourist trappiness, and whether they actually get maintained and aren't specifically turning yellow. https://tiermaker.com/create/new7wonders-of-the-world-962370 Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @rankunext. You can support the show at patreon.com/rankunext.

    48 min
  7. Episode 27 - Halloween Candy

    11/15/2021

    Episode 27 - Halloween Candy

    The twenty seventh episode of rank u, next is the final Halloween-themed episode in our spooky trilogy. In this episode, the squad checks out their trick-or-treating haul to rank 32 popular Halloween candy choices. Criteria for ranking these candies include whether their production plant is located close to home in Chicago, whether that company is the Ferrara Candy Company who basically cornered the candy market in the first half of this episode, and whether it got Nick to belt out a 90's jingle. Also, a bonus impromptu mid-podcast show meeting and subsequent meltdown. https://tiermaker.com/create/halloween-candy-962370 Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @rankunext. You can support the show at patreon.com/rankunext.

    1h 34m
  8. Episode 26 - Halloween Costumes

    11/08/2021

    Episode 26 - Halloween Costumes

    The twenty sixth episode of rank u, next is the second of a trio of Halloween-themed episodes. In this episode, the squad goes trick-or-treating to rank 30 popular Halloween costumes. Criteria for ranking these costumes include whether the costume is a good combination of effort and investment, whether the costume represents a member of the village people, or if wearing the costume is basically littering. https://tiermaker.com/create/halloween-costumes-962370 Reference article: https://popcornhorror.com/genres/ Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @rankunext. You can support the show at patreon.com/rankunext.

    1h 12m
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A weekly comedy podcast where three Midwestern boys say controversial things about a variety of topics ranging from food and drink, spaces and places, art and media, and sports and leisure. Willing to be bought out by Ariana Grande.

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  • Creator
    rank u, next
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2022
  • Episodes
    33
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © All rights reserved.
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