School Run Remakes - Classic films done different

Joseph and his Dad

This is the Father and son road-trip podcast the world has been waiting for. Listen as a teenager and his Dad remake classic movies in the car on the way to school. Play along, send your suggestions or just sit back and listen to find out how Hollywood's greatest stories were always meant to be.

Episodes

  1. 10/06/2021

    Jaws - The Cold War Russian Invasion Epic

    Have you ever wondered whether Jaws was actually a Russian submarine disguised as a shark? ...... Wonder no more as Steven Spielberg's sea based epic gets remade in the style of a Cold War Russian invasion epic. Crab soldiers, brass section based music and marital strife all play a part in a school run remake that has it all. Don't forget to listen, rate and subscribe ..... but most of all .... say a little Thank You that we have people like Rod Sneider guarding our beaches.

  2. 10/05/2021

    Toy Story - The Horror Film

    Ever wondered what happens when toys go wrong? ........Wonder no more as Joseph and his Dad remake the classic Pixar film Toy story in the style of a modern day horror film. Gasp as the toys are entombed in a car boot, shiver as old people are ignored by just about everyone and tremble as Slinky Dog finds the time to kill. This is Toy Story as it was always meant to be..... be afraid, be very afraid.

  3. 06/06/2021

    The Matrix - Pills, Thrills and Dragon-aches

    This version of the Matrix is for anyone who ever wondered where Morpheus got his pills from or what the Matrix might have looked like if had been made by J.R Tolkien. Cheer as Neo pulls off the robbery of a lifetime, cry as members of his crew are killed by the evil matrix dragon and scratch your chin in bewilderment that any of this ever got put into a podcast. Red pill, Blue pill...... it's up to you but if you don't listen you'll never know.

  4. 06/01/2021

    Billy Elliot - Dance Against The Machine

    This episode brings us Billy Elliot as a modern day class-war film. Billy's Dad sees an opportunity to win over the middle classes through the medium of dance and raises an army of conga dancing miners for an invasion of London. Laugh as Billy and his Dad bond over their mutual hatred of the unfair British Class system.... cry as the miners once again taste painful defeat at the hand of their Tory oppressors. This is Billy Elliot as it should always have been made.

  5. 05/16/2021

    Superman - The tragic coming of age story

    This School run movie remake tells the story of Superman as a troubled teenager and brings us The Man of Steel in the style of your classic .......boy meets world... boy discovers super powers, kills half a school, runs off to the forest, talks to the animals and learns how to channel his powers before joining the circus, betraying a tiger and causing a disaster under a big top, growing up story. Discover how a poor orphan from the planet Krypton grows into a man and channels his new found superpowers after a school fight goes terribly wrong. Stick with it as our tight trousered young hero teaches us the law of the jungle and the value of keeping savage tigers onside. Remember every episode is a real life trip to school and includes every beep, wrong turn and road rage incident for your enjoyment Remember to review and subscribe for all of our future episode.

  6. 05/13/2021

    Moana - The classic sporting underdog story

    This School Run Movie remake is for anyone who watched Moana and wondered how she might have fared if someone forced her into a life or death boxing match to free her kidnapped parents. This is Moana remade in the style it was always meant to be, your classic girl meets boy, girls parents get kidnapped and held hostage by evil gangster, girl forced into heavy weight boxing championship fight, sports underdog story. Remember every episode is a real life trip to school and includes every beep, wrong turn and road rage incident for your enjoyment Remember to review and subscribe for all of our future episode.

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This is the Father and son road-trip podcast the world has been waiting for. Listen as a teenager and his Dad remake classic movies in the car on the way to school. Play along, send your suggestions or just sit back and listen to find out how Hollywood's greatest stories were always meant to be.

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