Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

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The Corniest Guy you'll find. With Substance...and puns. Come "Off N Beat" W/ Clint Nelson. Email : cnelsonatl589@gmail.com for any business stuff. Spotify Link Below: (Follow the Show, Hit Notifications, & Leave a 5 Star Review. https://open.spotify.com/show/0Pff6CCvQHDko1d1E4m4pJ?si=407a967931494545Please Leave a Review on Apple Podcasts to help grow the show. Link Below. https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/off-n-beat-w-clint-nelson/id1571800900GoSubscribe to the "Off N Beat" YouTube Page with Link Below: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-IWGM6sizfFEBpqL2iWMmw

  1. #348 - DRAKE & WINE ARE DEADLY COMBO & BIPOLAR RANT: "I HATE TOWNHOMES"

    07/09/2025

    #348 - DRAKE & WINE ARE DEADLY COMBO & BIPOLAR RANT: "I HATE TOWNHOMES"

    In Episode 348, Clint Drinks & Drives Opinions about: Drinking Wine to Drake Music @ nighttime & how alcohol gives you Nostalgia. Then Clint starts wondering what happened to Community & how no one knows who they live around anymore. Clint then LETS IT ALL OUT ON TOWNHOMES and how they ALL LOOK THE SAME, and the types of people that live there. Somehow follows that with comparing Met Gala to creepy celebrity parties in past & Tyler Perry being sued for 260 million dollars. Clint then reflects on how past year of life has changed him for the better even if it's not in appearance Followed by the reality if you enjoy watching Adult Entertainment. Lastly, gives his wavering opinion on YouTube Channels dedicating their lives to criticizing Brendan Schaub. Timestamps Below: (0:00) Drake & Wine Is a Deadly Combo (5:45) Importance of Alcohol & Drugs in Creativity (10:10) Poor People Without Community..is SAD (15:07) BIPOLAR RANT: "I HATE TOWNHOMES"..& the type of guy that lives there. (26:04) Met Gala is just a glorified Rockefeller Party (28:31) "260 Million Lawsuit for Tyler Perry is Unjustified" (40:45) "I know what I Don't Want in Life"..it's a scary place (43:00) the sadness of "Adult Entertainment" (51:30) Benefits of Rewatching Movies Years Later (56:30) "Entertainment is Less Progressive than Ever" (58:30) YouTube Channels Dedicated to Criticism of One Individual (Brendan Schaub) & More! FULL Youtube Video Here: https://youtu.be/GIcvHGbWmCU#fullepisode #unhinged #drake #community #rants #comedyvideo #funny #reaction #entertainmentnews #tylerperry

    1h 9m
  2. #347 - PODCAST ADS ARE GETTING INSANE & Is it Normal to LIE TO STRANGERS?

    07/07/2025

    #347 - PODCAST ADS ARE GETTING INSANE & Is it Normal to LIE TO STRANGERS?

    In Episode 347, Clint Breaches Your Ears About: The Google Data Breach is a reminder of how normalized this has become & how no one really cares anymore. Clint then discusses how ADS are getting out of control in Podcasts & Streaming Services. Then we REWIND & go back in time to the Call Her Daddy Breakup and lament it as an example of Greed & Overestimating your worth can Cost you "LITERALLY" Millions. Clint then gives his POV of how America (specifically Government) creates A lot of our own Problems for a Viral Moment. Pusha T says Travis Scott is "Harmless", and how Artists are more focused on Image over substance. Clint then tells a quick story about lying to the guy at Quik Trip about his job...are we that bored? & MORE! Timestamps Below: (0:00) The Google Data Breach..Clint's getting BREACHED LIVE!! (12:21) Excessive PODCAST ADS are F***** It UP!! (22:25) REWIND: Revisiting the Alex Cooper, Sofia Franklyn "Call Her Daddy" Breakup. (38:45) America Creates Alot of Our own Problems (46:46) Does Travis Scott actually Rap?..or is it Image Led Music? (53:25) Storytime: Lying to the Guy at QuikTrip!!!...is it normal to lie to strangers for ENTERTAINMENT? (58:39) Where's Ashton Kutcher?Youtube Episode Here: https://youtu.be/xXravXCyTcQ

    1h 5m
  3. #346 - Uncomfortable Truth: "VICES are a NECESSARY EVIL FOR MEN"

    07/03/2025

    #346 - Uncomfortable Truth: "VICES are a NECESSARY EVIL FOR MEN"

    In Episode 346, Clint Gets Introspective about: Reality of Leaving a Man to his Devices & Self Reflection on not falling too DEEP in the Rabbit Hole, Then "Gambles" his public perception by diving into Men's Vices such as Risk, gambling, & willing to "Go for it". Clint then gives his unwanted opinion about "Unwanted Children" and the Comment Sections infiltrating lack of accountability. Lastly, Clint GOES BEZERK on TIK TOK FAST FOOD "BUDGET Friendly, and Low Calorie" Vids. & More! Timestamps Below: (0:00) "Leave a Man to his Devices, He Becomes the Device" (4:45) Why Dave Ramsey is RIGHT about the "Illusion of Credit Cards" (10:25) Uncomfortable TRUTH: "Vices are Necessary For Success & Risk" (20:05) "The Alcohol is not why you lost your Marriage" (27:58) Comment Sections on Rationalizing "Unwanted Children".. (35:24) Do Fitness Influencers actually know what Pants to wear when squatting? (44:20) Tik Tok Fast Food "Calorie Watcher" Vids are AWFUL.. (55:15) RANT: "STOP CUSTOMIZING EVERYTHING" ..."Just EAT TF AT HOME".. & More! #fullepisode #fitnessinfluencer #uncomfortableconversations #truth #opinion #vice #tiktok #reaction

    1h 10m
  4. #345- Uncomfortable Conversation: "YOU CAN'T PROTECT YOUR KIDS"

    07/02/2025

    #345- Uncomfortable Conversation: "YOU CAN'T PROTECT YOUR KIDS"

    In Episode 345, Clint Gets SENSITIVE about: Clint explores an Uncomfortable Rabbit hole of how younger kids explore their intimacy. Then gets into how being rejected in youth creates Self Control. Of course we gotta discuss another TIK TOK Women BOASTING about her DIVORCE For the Sake of Content. Jess Hilarious just gets a PASS for being a Sugar Baby and how we've normalized these as long as it's "Hustle". Clint Uncovers a Disturbing Story of 796 Babies discovered buried under a Nun's House & how religion's Cult like belief can rationalize this behavior. Then Clint "Swings" a theory that Too much time between "things" is causing Young men to have "Performance Issues' younger than ever. Then Lastly, breaks down why Simpsons, Friends, & Family Guy will stand the test of time& More! Timestamps Below: (0:00) Intro & SUBSCRIBE! Enjoy. (0:55) Uncomfortable Conversation about Young Kids EXPOSED to Intimacy. (7:40) How Rejection Creates SELF Control (if applied correctly) (10:30) Should a father hire a Prostitute for his son's Virginity? (15:40) Tik Tok Women Bragging about HER DIVORCE for Content (21:50) Jess Hilarious ADMITTED to being a Sugar BABY... (27:15) 796 Babies Buried under a Nun's House .. (31:35) OPINION: "Chrisitan's aren't really ABOUT THAT LIFE" (33:45) "If you don't USE it, you'll LOSE IT" (38:30) Men Not having S** is what's leading to ED, Hair Loss, ETC. Issues from Pressure to Perform. (41:50) Predatory Podcast Advertisers are Creating a Problem that's not there..Yet. (47:55) Movie Review: "Battleship".."What a Corny Story" (1:00:00) Friends, Family Guy, Simpsons are Escapism PERFECTED! & More!Youtube Episode Here: https://youtu.be/oWNr42tAyjM

    1h 7m
  5. #344 - Jeff Bezos: A "VENICE" to Society & Should We BAN PODCASTS?!

    06/30/2025

    #344 - Jeff Bezos: A "VENICE" to Society & Should We BAN PODCASTS?!

    In Episode 344, Clint Swings Viral REACTIONS about: Skip Bayless DISGUSTING Tweet on Tyrese Haliburton's Injury, and how Skip Bayless is not a "Serious Person" anymore. Then laughs about Jeff Bezos Controversial 50 Million Dollar Wedding in Venice & the mayor reminding it's citizens who embodies the "Venetian" mentality that...tourism is KING!! ..Then Clint has open thoughts about Viral Clip of Lawyer getting death stare by her client in court. Self inflicted wounds follow when Clint replies to Tyler the Creator's Statement on "We should Ban Podcasts"..and the ego of Entertainers Lecturing the World of how it should be. Followed by a friendly reminder to take RESPONSIBILITY for your ALGORITHM!! Lastly gets into the NBA Gambling Probe Investigation in NBA Star Malik Beasley & why this is just the beginning. & More! Timestamps Below: (0:00) "I can't take Skip Bayless Serious" & Tyrese Haliburton is Tim Tebow (8:00) Skip Bayless "Rage Baiting" for Views. (15:32) Jeff Bezos RICH Wedding in Venice being "Good for the Economy" (22:38) "Lawyers have to Defend people they know did it" (32:02) Should we BAN Podcasts?... (34:24) Why are Entertainers obsessed with telling us the importance of a "9-5" Job? (41:20) STOP Complaining about your ALGORITHM ..Take RESPONSIBILITY!! (50:18) Malik Beasley Gambling Probe...Why these will never stop!! & More!

    1h 8m
  6. #343 - "I Remind Myself Of Kendrick Lamar & John Mayer" & Ignorant WAR POV

    06/28/2025

    #343 - "I Remind Myself Of Kendrick Lamar & John Mayer" & Ignorant WAR POV

    In Episode 343, Clint Get Ignorant about: Clint Goes Nuclear about Iran, Israel, & USA, then smoothly transitions to Listening to his CRINGE Podcast Episodes & compares himself to Kendrick Lamar, Drake & John Mayer. Then EXPOSES how the NBA Finals is Being Rigged to Extend the Series. Clint Gives Praise to Ryen Russillo & Tim Legler to be the best Covering the NBA Right Now in Media. How the MLB is Catching our attention again. Clint Directs your attention to explain why "Jackie Brown" is Quentin Tarantino's Best Film. After that, Clint reflects on Taking people for granted. Follows that with a curious question, "Should you ever be happy about war?"..then clint lightens the mood to discuss Every Movie & TV Show involving an unnecessary SAD story!! & MORE!! Timestamps Below: (0:00) Ignorant POV On Iran, Israel, USA War. (3:45) Re -Listening To YOUR 1st Podcast Episode is CRINGE (13:00) Clint Humbly compares himself to Kendrick's "Good Kid Maad City" (17:14) NBA Finals is EXPOSING how Rigging Games being officiated. (31:30) Ryen Russillo & Tim Legler are The BEST NBA Commentators & Analysts. (38:30) MLB is Catching Our Heart Again. (42:45) Why Jackie Brown is Quentin Tarantino's Best Work. (46:20) Taking each other for granted (51:35) "Should you ever be happy about War?" (1:07:45) EPIC RANT: "Every Movie and TV Show is Just Someone's Mom Dying and Brother Committing S******!!" (1:21:37) Warner Bros & Netflix need to interfere MORE with these FILMS!! & MORE!

    1h 48m
  7. #342 - What a Professional LOSER Looks Like

    06/23/2025

    #342 - What a Professional LOSER Looks Like

    In Episode 342, Clint Goes down memory lane about: (0:00) NBA basketball is motivating (8:05) Being 30 Yrs old playing Basketball again (21:10) Being Weak Minded & Stressed (26:50) Self Love Gurus & Commentators are the WORST! (29:20) how does it feel to always be cast as a Terrorist? (35:10) "I accept a Veterans hatred towards people" (40:05) "I'm not competitive, I just hate losing to myself" (43:10) Being a Professional Loser & Losing your confidence in Sports (48:40) Jared Leto doing weird S*** Again (54:05) "Big Beautiful Bill" making Rich People Mad (1:01:40) Mainstream Media has Never been Objective (1:04:36) Jay Morrison EXPOSED AGAIN (1:15:12) "I Miss People Magazine Celebrity Culture Days" (1:19:50) Who is the Met Gala really for? (1:24:16) Conservative Media & being obsessed with you Political Ideology (1:33:18) Power Outage EXPOSED my reliance on Technology for Entertainment & More! SUBSCRIBE to join a community of Sucking T****** Comedy Podcast on Spotify & All Platforms. Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson is a Solo Podcast Full of Puns & Loves Podcasting. Come Subscribe & Join this unique Nonstop mind of thoughts. Enjoy!https://youtu.be/FJFoyyGgYEQ (Click link, subscribe & follow, thank you)

    2h 5m

  8. 06/19/2025

    #341 - Is Selling Your Soul really a Bad Deal? & Losing A Kitten(Emotional)

    In Episode 341, Clint Cries like a little BITCH About: (0:00) Subscribe!! (1:15) what happened to the Male Pop Star? (4:30) Relying on "Nostalgia" (7:00) what if "The Notebook" was an interracial couple? (13:55) when should you access Demons & Spirits for answers? (19:50) is "selling your soul" really a bad deal? (22:45) "its ok to admit your a piece of S***" (26:40) Connecting to Portals in Your Sleep (34:20) (EMOTIONAL) Losing a Kitten, what makes it hurt than most... (44:10) Who actually goes on Cruises? (47:15) Airplane Crashes are getting INSANE!! (50:30) Americas Hypocritical Nature on Immigration (56:15) "There Shouldn't be a Minimum Wage" - what it really means & More!https://youtu.be/8vz6_xi4z4o (Full Video Here)

    1h 7m
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The Corniest Guy you'll find. With Substance...and puns. Come "Off N Beat" W/ Clint Nelson. Email : cnelsonatl589@gmail.com for any business stuff. Spotify Link Below: (Follow the Show, Hit Notifications, & Leave a 5 Star Review. https://open.spotify.com/show/0Pff6CCvQHDko1d1E4m4pJ?si=407a967931494545Please Leave a Review on Apple Podcasts to help grow the show. Link Below. https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/off-n-beat-w-clint-nelson/id1571800900GoSubscribe to the "Off N Beat" YouTube Page with Link Below: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-IWGM6sizfFEBpqL2iWMmw

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