Gemidyke Rising

Gemidyke Rising
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Gemidyke Rising is a queer astrology podcast for the infinitely curious and chaotic. Join your hosts Jordan and Brook as they navigate monthly transits as they relate to their lives, pop culture, and the gay agenda.

  1. Apr 21

    April 2026: Un Mundo Raro

    The Gemidykes are back at it, navigating the quicksand that is the pile up of Saturn-Mars-Mercury in Aries! We're talking Uranus in Gemini (shocker!), how baseball is gay (shocker!!), and our absolutely LEGENDARY Celestial Celesbian: Chavela Vargas! Check out our 2026 alignment chart and other important dates on IG and bluesky @gemidykerising Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe  Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE

    58 min

  2. Mar 16

    Eclipse Magic? Good Luck, Babe!

    We're back to chat about the long-awaited shift  of eclipses in Pisces and Virgo,  eclipse magic, and the astro new year! PLUS our much anticipated Celestial Celesbian, the Midwest Princess, CHAPPELL ROAN! Check out our 2026 alignment chart and other important dates on IG and bluesky @gemidykerising Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe  Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE

    58 min

  3. Feb 16

    Saturn-Neptune: Shit is about to get (un)REAL

    It's 2026 astro-nerds and your favorite dykes are BACK BABY! 2025 was a doozy and 2026 is only upping the ante with some majorly HEATED transits. We talk Saturn-Neptune, paradigm shifts, and a very surprising set of Celestial Celesbians... Check out our 2025 alignment chart and other important dates on IG and bluesky @gemidykerising Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe  Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE

    1h 3m

  4. 01/31/2025

    2025: The Good, The Neutral, and the CHAOTIC

    Grab your calendars and pencils astro nerds, because the Gemidykes are going to take you through the transits for 2025! You're gonna wanna be ready, because 2025 is a year of big change. Big change for the stars and for all of us here in this beautiful hell hole. Check out our 2025 alignment chart and other important dates on IG and bluesky @gemidykerising Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe  Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE

    59 min

  5. 11/22/2024

    Mutable Madness III: More Mutable and Even More SCREWED

    The Gemidykes are back with the astro yap as we kiss goodbye the Libra/ Aries eclipses, Pluto at the 29th degree of Capricorn, and just like, all the drama from Scorpio season. Damn. But don’t worry, we have all the gossip on our Celestial Celesbian this month, our Malefic Queen, Jodie Foster! Along with everything you need to prepare for the final Mercury Rx of the year. Check the charts and the gossip in between episodes on IG & BlueSky  @gemidykerising Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe  Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE

    1h 27m

  6. 09/17/2024

    September 2024: Mutable Madness II: Mercury Direct Edition

    School’s back in SESSION astro nerds! And the Gemidykes are here to help you get through Virgo season, eclipses and all. This month we recap the goofy transits that took place during the DNC last month before looking forward to the September transits. With so many ingresses plus a lunar eclipse there's a lot to gossip about! And don't forget this month’s celestial celesbian: the one the only, Phoebe Bridgers! 2:35 - August transit recap 14:05 - Celestial Celesbian: Phoebe Bridgers  35:54 - September transits Check the charts and the gossip in between episodes on IG & Twitter @gemidykerising Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe  Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE

    1h 3m

  7. 08/16/2024

    August 2024: Mundane Mayhem/ Mutable Madness

    The mutable madness is upon us and the Gemidykes are here to  help make sense of the nonsense! If you thought Mercury retrograde wasn't enough drama (and this summer wasn't hot enough already) get ready for t-squares in Pisces, Gemini, and Virgo! From political intrigue to THE bisexual mommi icon GILLIAN ANDERSON, we cover it all this episode. 3:18 - July transit recap 19:37 - Celestial Celesbian: Gillian Anderson 47:26 - August transits Check the charts and the gossip in between episodes on IG & Twitter @gemidykerising Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe  Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE

    1h 30m

  8. 06/25/2024

    June 2024: Gemidyke Rising X Star Gays Crossover Extravaganza

    Gemini season may be over but we're still as annoying as ever! In our gayest episode so far the Gemidykes teamed up with Star Gays’ Elly Higgins to celebrate pride season and Gemini season (same same?) by deep diving on the iconic Dyke TV. And speaking of dykons get ready for this month’s Celestial Celesbian! We also recap the hot June transits and all the chaos they brought. Check out Elly’s pod Star Gays and follow!!  Check the charts and the gossip in between episodes on IG & Twitter @gemidykerising Audio Editor - KJ Jarboe  Theme song - “The Tower” by BOXKNIFE

    1h 9m
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Gemidyke Rising is a queer astrology podcast for the infinitely curious and chaotic. Join your hosts Jordan and Brook as they navigate monthly transits as they relate to their lives, pop culture, and the gay agenda.

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  • Creator
    Gemidyke Rising
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    17
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Gemidyke Rising
  • Show Website
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