Electric HONK

Andrew Salmon & MachineDaena
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A podcast to carry you into the weekend with a mixture of sillyness, interesting stories and a look at current affairs, politics and the big sporting events of the week...and some beverage tasting!

  1. 12/21/2023

    #028 - Don't Mone, It's CHRISTMAS! ⚡🥚

    Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Woeful Wonky Christmas Tree in Bramhall Napoleon Film – Review Leave The World Behind Beardfishing – Fishing for Beards? TOP SHELF – "Baileys Tiramisu Cocktail" Michelle Mone – PPE Scandal Disgrace How Many Owls is TOO Many? GOOSE NEWS – "Ramsbottom Geese Xing" Woke News - World Croquet Title / Mrs France Universal Studios – Bedford Edition AI Trend – Make it Less? (Spurs Win Nothing) The Annual Christmas Ad Review -          John Lewis -          Waitrose -          Doc Morris Salmon's Parenting Tips (Don't have kids!) THE HEADLINER – "Man uncovered as the infamous 'Somerset Gimp' has been found guilty despite insisting 'I am not a gimp' " PORK SCRATCHINGS – "British Government Poisoned it's Own People" Penis Sock Gift Wins Secret Santa Pants Down Sadie Merrien Makes Breakfast. Doesn't Win SPOTY. Man United Spiral of Death (again!)

  2. 12/03/2023

    #027 - Baksmalla Smack on the Arse

    Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Tops off for the YanTans Salmon's Gets Wood EasyJet Lisps & Disney Massive Orca Brains and The Real Squid Games The Five Regrets of the Dying National French Toast Day - Days of the Year TOP SHELF – "Captain Morgan's Tiki" The History of Hangovers Sam Altman – OpenAI Hokey Cokey Make it more AI trend – Make the Goose Sillier! Garrett Scott - AI Goose Tweet  "For every 10 likes this gets, I will ask ChatGPT to make this goose a little sillier." GOOSE NEWS – "AI Goose Facial Recognition" Net migration at 745,000 UK THE HEADLINER – "OAP Sells Scrumpy Cider to passers by .... but it's Really his Piss" PORK SCRATCHINGS – Region Beta Paradox Napoleon Released in Cinemas Man City – Player Scouting Presentations The Nine Most Painful Ways to Die

  3. 07/14/2023

    #026 - Twitter Hanging by a Thread

    Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: The French Revolution Turns Sour – Riots in France Salmon's Kitten Hides Dead Bodies of Fallen Birds Indonesian Monkey Torture Ring Uncovered by BBC Black Mirror New Season TOP SHELF – Leche De Cabra Two Million Now but Never C**a in a Toilet Again? Twitter Rate Limits Infuriate Twitter Users Threads from Meta Booms Zuck vs Musk in Colosseum a Reality? GOOSE NEWS – "Dmitri Cherniak's – 'The Goose' NFT Sells at Sotheby's Auction for $6.2m" Captain Tom in Barbados THE HEADLINER – "17 year old scolded for crying over transgender woman's penis at YMCA" Mildly Inconvenient Burglars The Enhanced Games Gaining Track-tion PORK SCRATCHINGS – P.I.E Ashes Controversy Not in Spirit of the Game Salmon's Poncho Prank Payoff Doesn't Play Out Transfer Window– Mason Mount / Declan Rice / Dominik Szoboszlai / Gundogan Gary Neville Joins Dragons Den MSG Sphere is one Big Bollock

  4. 06/10/2023

    #025 - Trans Crocs & Rainbow Washing

    Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Comedy Fan Machine-Gun Farts in Trans Toilet Civil Service Strikes – Success at 4.5%? Salmon Eats Michelin Star Rice Pudding Eric Cantona Launches Music Career Carlisle United's League 2 Play-Off Wembley Victory LGBTQIA+ - Pride Month – What is Rainbow Washing? TOP SHELF – Baileys Scrumptious Salted Caramel Trans Ginger Crocodile 99.9% DNA with Itself Boris vs Government – Whatsapp Messages Saga GOOSE NEWS – Rarest Goose in the World Hatches Goslings at Gloucestershire Wildlife Centre Mark Zuckerberg is top 1% for Murph Challenge Apple Vision Pro is Actually Quite Good Ducking Hell to be a Thing of the Past on iOS AI Turns on its Operator Drone Attack THE HEADLINER – "Woman wins UK Cheese Rolling Race despite Being Knocked Unconscious" President Trump Making a Comeback PORK SCRATCHINGS – Thumbs up for Gladiators & Ridley Scott Saudi Golf Tournament Merger Is Man City's Treble Better than Man United's? Transfer round up - Messi to Inter Miami & Benzema off to Saudi Will Man City Clinch the Treble? More Money Gravitates Towards Salmon in Fantasy Football Coup

  5. 05/27/2023

    #024 - Down's Syndrome Barbie Dolls

    Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Rolf Harris and Tina Turner Kick the Bucket Abaucin – AI Finds New Antibiotic AI Fake Explosion at Pentagon (Not the White House!) Crashes S&P 500 Down Syndrome Barbie Dolls – Investment? TOP SHELF – Hotel Chocolat Velvetised Vodka Salmon Buys Blind Ambition from Drug Dealers Amazon Poke Fun at Netflix Password Sharing Crackdown NatCon – NatC Party and its links to American Politics Brexit Right Wingers Rue Doubled Net Migration Figures Ron vs Don - DeSantis Twitter Spaces Disaster Boris Johnson Tory Party Cannibalisation Bryan Johnson – Drains Son's Blood Dry MD's Stand Up Comedy Journey Continues GOOSE NEWS – Goose Emoji FINALLY Arrives to iOS and Android Mizzy – Viral for House Prank Backfires   AskReddit – "What is the most disturbing fact about the human body" THE HEADLINER – "Pouring Popping Candy Under my Foreskin was the Biggest Mistake of my Life" PORK SCRATCHINGS – The Emerging Science of Nutrigenomics Salmon Compares Carlisle vs Stockport Playoff to a Texan Cow Ranch

  6. 05/14/2023

    #023 – The Crowning of Sausage Fingers

    Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Bank Holiday's are Different for Dads MachineDaena Fails his Comedy Set King Charles (Formally known as Prince) Coronation Recap -          Prince Annes feather hat blocking Harry's face -          Crown on kings head didn't fit -          Grim Reaper -          Arrests of the Republic demonstrators Russian Kremlin Drone Attack -          Poland renaming Kaliningrad to Królewiec -          UK sending long range missiles Quotes from the Trump Rape Case – 'Bill E Jean' Carroll -          "too ugly to go on living" -          "Grab them by the P***y. You can do anything" and "Historically, that's true with stars." -          "you wouldn't be a choice of mine either, to be honest" TOP SHELF – AU Pineapple Crush Vodka Gold Bottle Two Beers and a Puppy Friend Test Animal Testing Allowed in UK After Brexit Hokey Cokey Local Election Results – Tories Tonked UK's Longest Parliamentary Bill is VERY LONG GOOSE NEWS – How the Goose Express Saved a Life (AI Generated!) THE HEADLINER – "Mum claims speed of aggressive Aldi Cashier left her crying and shaking" Godfather of AI – Geoffrey Hinton Quits Google PORK SCRATCHINGS – McDonalds Cocaine McSpoon Will City Finally Win the Champions League? Big Bowls Weekend – Salmon gets his (five sets of) BOWLS out! MD and Salmon Train for the Egremont Crab Fair

  7. 04/27/2023

    #022 – AI-topia or Dystopia

    Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Last of Us Coffee – Cordyceps Fungus Zombie Infection? MachineDaena Locks in his Landlord Salmons Thai Brides & battered Crabs TikTok Algorithm PowerPoint Training Programme! TOP SHELF – Bumbu West Indies Rum We missed a LOT since the last podcast… -          Alien sightings -          Linekar suspended from BBC -          French revolution – pensions age -          SVB went bust -          1 year on – war Feb 24th -          Scottish First Minister resign -          Jeremy Corbyn banned from Labour Leaked US defence docs UK Phone Alerts Deliver Latest ELECTRIC HONK PODCAST! Nukes in Minsk Just Stop Oil – Ginger Gender Reveal Jim Pharts Radial Phil, Jay Pegg & Wakeem Baqir Elon Musks Rocket Launch 'failure'? BBC Elon Interview Proves BBC Bias? GOOSE NEWS – Woman Nabs Rare Goose, Stuffs it in Onion Bag and Drives Off THE HEADLINER – "Zoo break-in pair sentenced after giraffe harassed" AI and Chat GPT-4 Taking Over -          Photography award – AI generated "cheeky monkey" -          Schumacher AI interview A Die Aktuel "Das erste interview!" -          AI Pays Human to complete CAPCHA Test -          Will AI Destroy All Humans? -          Stockport Gallery Uses AI & Classic Art for Bike Exhibition PORK SCRATCHINGS – Albert Gunter's Double Decker Bus Heroics Addicted to Peppa Pig and Punching Mr Tumbles Is Will Still ….unbeaten? Man City vs Arsenal– Who will win the league? Can Oyster Card Affect over-60's Election Result? King Charles Coronation Gives UK Free Bank Holiday! (6th May)

  8. 02/08/2023

    #021 - Sunak to Shell Out Over Strikes?

    Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Weird News Catch up - BBC Sex Noises & Hydraulic Urinal Death Less Intense Movie Titles MrBeast New Health Service - Cures 1000 People of Blindness Salmon on Strike Shell Profits Highest in 115 Year History at £32Bn Top Shelf – Infusionist Sticky Toffee Pudding Review Doomsday Clock 90 Seconds to Midnight (cut fully if you absolutely need to) 50 Shades of Halifax Michelle Mone's Yacht Renamed to Pandemic Profiteer Boston and Skegness Constituency Do NOT Regret Brexit Goose News – Goose Goose Duck Game Smashes Steam Player Records The Headliner – "I blew off the butcher for his last pigs in blankets then my drunk hubby stuck them up his ***" Wanted Earless Guy goes Viral on Liverpool Echo (minor trims if you can) Salmons Latest Business Ideas Pork Scratchings – Universe 25 Beyonce Fever Mason Greenwood – Cleared of Allegations Transfer window Slams Shut for Jan 2023  Is Will Still?

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A podcast to carry you into the weekend with a mixture of sillyness, interesting stories and a look at current affairs, politics and the big sporting events of the week...and some beverage tasting!

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  • Creator
    Andrew Salmon & MachineDaena
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2023
  • Episodes
    28
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © All content for electric HONK is copyright to MachineDaena and Andrew Salmon
  • Show Website
    Electric HONK