On The Phone With Matt

Matt Roberts
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  • Personal Journals
  • Updated Semiweekly

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  1. Jan 7

    Verizon SUCKS

    This week Matt complains about door to door salespeople, specifically those working for Verizon. He also talks about a new project he's going to be undertaking involving the paranormal.

    27 min

  2. 12/31/2025

    Public Restroom Stalls SUCK

    This week, Matt ends 2025 complaining about the terrible design of American public restroom stalls. It's almost like AI designs them, because they're all made horribly.

    22 min

  3. 12/24/2025

    This Month Can Kick Rocks

    Happy holidays! Or are they? This week Matt talks about why he hasn't been around, getting hurt one day, into a wreck the next, and how much Speedway sucks. He also complains about phone apps that send you to a website to sign in and how stupid that is.

    17 min

  4. 12/10/2025

    Christmas Shopping And Beef Jerky

    This week, Matt talks about going Christmas shopping for beef jerky.

    16 min

  5. 12/03/2025

    Company Christmas Parties

    This week Matt talks about going to some corporate Christmas parties, as well as drinking alcohol, and gaming. Merry holidays!

    22 min

  6. 11/26/2025

    Calling Dispatch

    This week Matt talks about Coke Zero bottle caps for a minute, then goes on to rant about idiot bus drivers calling dispatch for the dumbest reasons. Happy turkey day!

    21 min

  7. 11/19/2025

    The Firebringer Weapons Of Derry

    This week Matt talks about going to see the musical "Firebringer" for his birthday. He also talks about the new "IT" show "Welcome To Derry," then does a spoiler-filled review of the movie Weapons.

    37 min

  8. 11/12/2025

    What Reality Is This?

    This week, Matt talks about a strange nap he had, and how it made him feel weird for the rest of the day. He also talks about seeing the Aurora Borealis with his own eyes!

    18 min
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Welcome to On The Phone With Matt! New episodes every Wednesday, probably! Now on Bluesky @onthephonepodcast.bsky.social buymeacoffee.com/onthephonepod

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  • Creator
    Matt Roberts
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    75
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Matt Roberts
  • Show Website
    On The Phone With Matt