Employee #1 - The Industrial Accident Podcast

Justin Wood Studio

*DARK HUMOR WARNING* IF YOU'RE UNDER 18, THIS IS NOT FOR YOU.  Three offensive pukes discuss horrible workplace accidents.  If your sense of humor is so dark it's ultraviolet and you like hearing about what OSHA thinks life and limb are worth, check us out!  If you are prone to taking offense: Bad shit happens to everyone. Get over it!

  1. 1D AGO

    S4 E3: The Runs

    Lots of running going on around here. Running mouths running circles of distracted conversations while running a failing podcast into the ground. Glen Struation runs down a list of stories pertaining to all types of running—forcing Carol Lina, Phat Dong, and the Research Department to run for the exit.

    32 min
  2. S4 E19: Boats and Hoes

    MAR 15

    S4 E19: Boats and Hoes

    Nathan Higgers attempts to tell stories about boats and hoes to Kamen Wendt, Gitten Herdrawersoff and the Research Department. Like many tragic tales of boats (and hoes) throughout recorded history, this one starts out loose and sloppy and ends up . . . well . . . wet, tired, and f****d. Unsatisfactorily f****d.

    53 min

  3. MAR 1

    S4 E17: Toenail RE-RELEASE

    After the prior version of this episode had been streamed/downloaded about 400 times, a helpful listener reached out and said, "What's with all the time gaps, overlaps, and random shit after the episode?!" Apparently, Main Guy was so busy fiddling around in Photoshop to make the stupid artwork that really doesn't look like a guy hammering a toe into a board like a nail, he uploaded the wrong audio file. Let's try this again . . . Joe King tells some toe-curling stories to Ketavetouck Litchard and recovering surgery victim Pete O’Phile. Research Department is otherwise occupied with a recovery of her own. Categories include: • Avulsion • Gun • Trimmer • Bed • Finger • Popper Please rate and review, and send a screenshot to employee1@gmail.com if you'd like some free stickers. Please sign up and support us at patreon.com/employee1 if you really enjoy what we do. You'll get early releases, extra episodes, and bonus content. THANKS, PUKES!

    49 min

  4. JAN 25

    S4 E16: Lips

    This one will chap ya! Hannibal Recktor puts some gloss on lip stories for Rhett Wayne, Shae Vercooter and the Research Department.

    49 min
  5. S4 E15: Turkey

    JAN 10

    S4 E15: Turkey

    Oral Roberts serves up six gruesome stories for Dick Bush, the Research Department, and a special guest!

    44 min
  6. S4 E14: Familiar Equipment

    12/20/2025

    S4 E14: Familiar Equipment

    Avast and Merry Christmas, ye pukes! As a result of another mutiny, Main Guy 2.0 (Whet Fart) commandeers the Captain's chair and holds Clem Chowder, Phil Hole, and the Research Department hostage while he talks about all the scary equipment he works on. #AIDS #ATV #accident #beer #belching #blackhumor #boiler #butcher #california #careerday #comedy #computercrash #crude #crushed #dark #fermilier #fuckinidiot #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #injury #joystick #kansas #mature #morbid #multipletakes #ohio #oncall #osha #pointzeroonefive #pottymouths #press #profanity #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #tasteless #utah #vulgar Please shoot us a rating and review wherever you listen. Help keep the flashing lights on by supporting us at www.patreon.com/employee1Follow us on Facebook at employee1podcastFollow us on Instagram at @employee1podcastSend all hate mail to employee1podcast@gmail.comBuy some shirts at www.bonfire.com/store/employee1podcast

    56 min

  7. 12/03/2025

    S4 E13: Numbers

    During the government shutdown, while OSHA took some time off, Main Guy Juan Tutreefor was busy excluding “model” and “serial” from his searches to find a number of stories featuring numbers. There were ten stories to begin with, but Deep State (or our old friend from India) had other ideas. This Guy (Tyler Nall), That Guy (Harry Snailtrail), the Research Department and live audience member F****n' Tom had to count down to the bitter end. Por favor, disfruta!

    49 min

  8. 11/23/2025

    S4 E12: Race

    The Grand Wizard saddles up, lights his torch and riles up the ignorant mob with fiery rhetoric about race! The mob includes Peter Winkler, Avin Ashag, and the Research Department.  This one is so controversial, the Deep State kept crashing our computer! Categories include: BusCar Golf CartFaceTireTree

    46 min
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*DARK HUMOR WARNING* IF YOU'RE UNDER 18, THIS IS NOT FOR YOU.  Three offensive pukes discuss horrible workplace accidents.  If your sense of humor is so dark it's ultraviolet and you like hearing about what OSHA thinks life and limb are worth, check us out!  If you are prone to taking offense: Bad shit happens to everyone. Get over it!

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