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a podcast about books/movies/tv shows from the perspective of two noncommittal cowards. from the minds of James (@polarized._.bear) and Frankie (@goblinvamp) comes a podcast that explores fast food, death, and unfinished media.

  1. Feb 25

    episode 21: iron lung / good boy

    SPOILER ALERT!!! The dog doesn't die, and Markiplier has HUGE breasts :) james - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp shelby - @ shelby.steele.ur.heart OUR INSTAGRAM: @ whyicouldntfinish graphics done by @ jess_irv 3

    episode 21: iron lung / good boy

  2. Feb 10

    episode 20: heated rivalry

    welcome to the cottage. they might finish each other off, but we won't... james - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp shelby - @ shelby.steele.ur.heart OUR INSTAGRAM: @ whyicouldntfinish graphics done by @ jess_irv 3

    episode 20: heated rivalry

  3. 04/20/2025

    episode 19: jackass

    hi im johnny knoxville and this is bake off. this is the only one where we actually talk about the media we’re reviewing like the whole time…. james - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @ whyicouldntfinish graphics done by @ jess_irv 3

  4. 08/01/2024

    episode 18: everyone wants Lord of the Rings to happen to them

    in which we order Burger King and discuss who should have kissed, per usual. send us all of your muppet lotr fanart. please. please. please. jay - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish graphics done by @ jess_irv 3

  5. 06/27/2024

    episode 17: Dirk Gently’s Hollistic Detective Agency more like ….

    jerk it gently, hole … listen to us rant more about doctor who, smiling friends, and preacher than the actual topic of this episode! and send us your ponysonas! james - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish graphics done by @ jess_irv

  6. 01/17/2024

    episode 16: look up Doctor Who in the dictionary…

    LOOK UP GENOCIDE IN THE DICTIONARY AND NEXT TO IT IS A PICTURE OF ME jay - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish graphics by @ jess_irv 3

  7. 07/08/2023

    episode 15: crime alley edition (or: Batman is inherently homosexual)

    we discuss our favourite batmans, fall out boy, and a bunch of other junk. be sure to send us your favourite batman parents death scene! jay - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish new graphics done by @ jess_irv 3

  8. 06/24/2023

    episode 14: peacemaker

    from slaughterhouse 5 to the worst of chinese buffets, this week’s episode has it all. jay - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish new graphics done by @ jess_irv 3

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a podcast about books/movies/tv shows from the perspective of two noncommittal cowards. from the minds of James (@polarized._.bear) and Frankie (@goblinvamp) comes a podcast that explores fast food, death, and unfinished media.

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