The Modern Apes Podcast

Witz Comedy Network
  • 5.0 (10)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

A True Crime/True Story podcast about some of the most interesting humans to roam the Earth! Hosted by Stand Up Comedians Daniel Bridge-Gadd & Tristan Bowling! Tell your mama, aunty, and granny cause they bout to learn something, you heard!!!

  1. 3d ago

    "Medieval Mania" | Ft. Blake Freeman | Pee Usage + Plague Doctors | The Modern Apes Podcast

    BLESS THE BOYS ON PATREON!! WEEKLY BONUS EPS AND BTS!! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes Podcast with Tristan Bowling and Daniel Bridge-Gadd! This week the boys get a guest from "Down Unda" in Blake Freeman. He wanted to get into Medieval Times......and boy did we! After a bit of riffing Daniel goes into 5 different ways that people in those times would use pee for things other than the bathroom. Like cleaning CLOTHES!! Yeah it get a little grimy but it some stuff you should know for sure. Then Tristan comes in with the history of the plague doctor. The big scary bird looking thing that would make your hair fall out the second you saw them. They would often have herbs and spices like KFC in their beak to protect from disease.....surprise it didn't work out all that well. If you enjoy watching these and don't want to fully join the patreon no worries, just drop a lil comment and hit the HYPE button, everything counts love yall! Make Sure To Follow ALL Of The Socials! Tristan Bowling Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tristanisacomedian/ Blake Freeman https://www.instagram.com/blakefreemancomedy/?hl=en Daniel Bridge-Gadd Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/ Modern Apes Page: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/ #comedy #comedypocast #pod #podcast #trending #legionofskanks #jokeworld #danielbridgegadd #tristanbowling #blakefreeman #australian #australia #apes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 13m

  2. May 19

    "Restaurant Warz" | Ultimate Fast Food Tournament | The Modern Apes Podcast

    Now every week Thursdays at 6pm you guys can join the livestream only ONLY ON PATREON and chat with the boys! Join the Ape Army Here!! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back to another glorious episode of The Modern Apes Podcast, with your favorite hosts Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd!! It's time for everyone's favorite type of episode...BRACKET WARZ!! This week Tristan & Daniel debate tournament style to see who is the true king of fast food! This is also the very first LIVE STREAM we have done on the cast! If you want to get the episode 3-4 days early and affect the show you got to be a part of the APE ARMY! Make sure to leave a comment for the algo lords and hit that hype thing cause we think it helps. 0:00 Join The Patreon 1:50 Opening Riffs 6:14 Combo Restaurants 18:33 Tristan's Birthday Present 21:20 Arby's vs. Jack in The Box 25:30 Auntie Annes vs. A&W 27:02 Boston Market vs. Burger King 29:36 Chick-Fil-A vs. Checkers 31:30 Chipotle vs. Cinnabon 33:48 Jimmy John's vs. Dairy Queen 40:45 Five Guys vs. Carls Jr. 42:41 In n' Out vs. White Castle 44:30 Jack in the Box vs. Auntie Annes 45:30 Burger King vs. Chick-Fil-A 49:00 Chipotle vs. Dairy Queen 49:15 Five Guys vs. In n' Out 50:39 Jack in the Box vs. Chick-Fil-A 52:30 Chipotle vs . In n' Out 53:50 Jack in the Box vs. In n' Out 55:32 El Pollo Loco vs. Taco Bell 57:27 Subway vs. Sonic 58:15 Wendy's vs. KFC 58:55 McDonalds vs. Long John Silvers 1:00:50 Quiznos vs. Steak & Shake 1:02:05 Duncan Donuts vs. Jersey Mikes 1:02:33 Panda Express vs. Panera 1:03:33 Popeye's vs. Whataburger 1:04:44 Taco Bell vs. Subway 1:05:03 Wendy's vs. McDonalds 1:10:01 Quiznos vs. Jersey Mike's 1:10:13 Panda Express vs. Whataburger 1:11:00 Taco Bell vs. Wendy's 1:17:23 Quiznos vs. Whataburger 1:17:30 Taco Bell vs. Whataburger 1:18:48 In n' Out vs. Whataburger 1:26:32 We Have A Winner!! 1:27:22 Patreon Names #comedy #restaurantstyle #restaurant #restaurants #bracket #tournament #standup #standupcomedy #killtony #roast #kevinhart Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 36m

  3. May 18

    "Famous Militant Groups" | ft. Marito Lopez | Black Panther Party & Westboro Baptist Church

    Join the boys weekly on Patreon for 8+ hours of monthly content! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes?vanity=user https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes?vanity=user https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes?vanity=user Welcome back to another GLORIOUS week of The Modern Apes Podcast! We are absolutely juiced for out guest this week, the one and only Marito Lopez!! Known for his wit and quick Canadian humor, Marito wanted to come and talk the Black Panther Party, so we thought we would do a whole ep on "Militant Groups" in America. Even though Daniel is actively going through it with the coughing and the nose bleed and all that, he still powered through to talk the BPP. We basically go through all of the beginnings of the organization and how Huey Newton got the thing off of the ground. If you liked this make sure to comment some Black Panther facts! Then toward the end, after the great nose bleed of mid episode Tristan goes DEEP into the Westboro Baptist Church. You know the God Hates (bad word) Guys lol!! Honestly while not that big, and with recent numbers dwindling the group still has a presence at most well attended public events. If you liked this ep and want to help support the boys make sure to follow the boys on all socials, and get on that Patreon cause its juicy! Chapters: 0:00 Patreon Promo 1:10 Opening Riffs 2:55 Organized Blacks 4:35 Mesh T-Shirts 9:13 The Start of The Panthers 14:00 Huey Newton Origins 17:25 10 Point Manifesto 22:01 Daniel's Nose Bleed 28:20 Minister of Defense 30:00 Marito's Age 33:01 Daniel's Lawsuit 37:30 Raised By Conservatives 47:03 Huey Wrap Up 57:45 Westboro Baptist Church 1:09:09 PATREON NAMES! #comedy #blackpanther #blackpanthers #standupcomedy #standup #military #history #breakdown #learn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 17m

  4. May 11

    "Trippy Tech You Should Know" | TayTweets & The Napping Pillow | The Modern Apes

    The Ape Army on Patreon is growing like the Tech industry in the early 2010's! Join right now to support the boys and get a bonus 8 episodes from the Modern Apes a month!! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernAp...https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernAp... LEAVE A COMMENT FOR THE ALGO!! Welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes Podcast, we got a banger of a new episode for y'all. This week we are talking trippy technology, from the early Microsoft AI chatbot "TayTweets", all the way to the Napping Pillow. IT GETS WILD! We kick it off with more of a riff heavy start, where the boys breakdown a couple of Irish car safety videos that for sure would not be allowed in the states. Make sure to leave a comment about what you think about the extended video watchalongs on the main eps. Tristan dives into a list of the 15 wildest technology inventions from the last decade. With the highest of all being the "Napping Pillow", meant for airplane napping. That for sure is not how the boys took it lol! 0:00 You Want That Patreon 1:18 Opening Riffs 4:35 Cuttin' Off Legs 13:33 Irish Safety Videos 31:30 Australian Dangerous Animal 35:00 More Irish Safety 40:45 Tay The Chatbot 44:28 TayTweets Gets WILD! 50:37 The End of Tay 50:50 Weirdest Inventions 55:31 Hailfire Droid 1:01:55 The Napping Pillow 1:06:00 Patreon Name Reads #comedy #jokes #aitakeover #ai #artificialintelligence #podcast #podcastclips #legionofskanks #cockfight #modernapes #newvideo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 13m

  5. Apr 27

    "Weird Hobbies" | Walter Potter's Cats & Hot Girl Noodling | The Modern Apes Podcast

    Join & Support The Boys on Patreron! It's movie watchalongs, and those highly coveted INTERNAL AFFAIRS! There is NEW legal news this week so tune in!! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes Welcome back to the Modern Apes Podcast. This week we are talking......Weird Hobbies! Let me tell you, it gets wild! Have you ever wondered who the first person was to think to stuff their pet cat. Well we got the answer and it was one sick son of gun named Walter Potter. Tristan starts us off with a breakdown of the Victorian era taxidermist who started the whole preserving of animals. Obviously before you get to a buck on a wall, there had to be a guy who wanted to make a group of kittens get married. Right sounds completely normal. Then Daniel goes a little more family friendly with the southern art of Catfish Noodling. Which has a surprising group of not ugly women who take up the sport hence the thumbnail. If you ever wanted to know more about sticking your arm in a dark whole and pulling out a 40 pound fish. This is the episode for you! As always leave a comment for the boys, hit the notification bell and tell a friend about the cast! 0:00 Sub to the Patreon 1:23 Opening Riffs 5:00 What is Taxidermy? 8:49 The Topic of the Ep 13:20 Are the Eyes Real? 21:12 Lefty Who Now? 23:30 Victorian Demand 29:33 Cats Playing Games 35:46 10,000+ Cats Found 41:03 Daniel's Noodlin' Story 43:26 Hot Girls Noodlin' 48:50 Daniel Scream Cried 53:23 Tristan vs a 50 lbs Catfish 1:00:00 The End of Noodlin' 1:05:15 Patreon Names Follow The Boys On Social Tristan Bowling 🎳 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tristanisacomedian/ Daniel Bridge-Gadd 🏈 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/ Modern Apes Page: 🦍 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/ #comedy #legionofskanks #jokeworld #tristanbowling #danielbridgegadd #new #modern #apes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 11m

  6. Apr 21

    ''The Old World" | Medieval Living & William Wallace | The Modern Apes Podcast

    Join the "APE ARMY" on Patreon right now before the price goes up May 1st. https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes What is going on this week team! If you have been keeping up with what has been going on with Tristan in his personal life on the Patreon then you know why this episode makes sense. We are talking the OLD WORLD, and it gets MESSY! I hope that you guys are tuned in for a good one. This week the boys take a trip into the old world! They dive into everything from the old underground caverns and caves of old school London. Then DBG breaks down "very quickly" the life and time of a one William Wallace. Make sure to like, subscribe, and hit that DERN notification bell. Plus leave a comment for the boys in these times of need, we love it! #comedy #humor #legionofskanks #storywarz #cockfight #modernapes #newvideo #modern Follow The Boys on Socials: Tristan Bowling: IG: https://www.instagram.com/p/DWwcq1tCC3I/ Daniel Bridge-Gadd: IG: https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/ Modern Apes IG: https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/ CHAPTERS: 0:00 The beginning 1:42 Oh the Riffs 3:20 More of the same old riff 7:30 Well this got long didn't it? 14:05 Stunting on the New World 17:30 Join The Patreon 20:00 Worst Places to be in the old world 23:00 Knights and what they are 26:23 Born To Protect The Queen 31:30 The Queen Said What!? 34:00 I Wish You The Best 39:00 We Are Almost at William 42:00 When did Willy Come Out? 43:10 The longest Riff 49:40 Finally We Get Some Wallace 1:04:12 Patreon Names(Join Now) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 22m

  7. Apr 16

    "Bad Break Ups" | Brad & Angelina + 10 Worst Breakup Spots | The Modern Apes Podcast

    Join the "APE ARMY" on Patreon right now before the price goes up May 1st. https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes What is going on this week team! If you have been keeping up with what has been going on with Tristan in his personal life on the Patreon then you know why this episode makes sense. We are talking BREAKUPS, and yes it gets personal. We start things off with Daniel going into the top ten worst places to break up as per some wild website called the "Red & Black" which is for sure made by some young college chick which is hilarious. I mean on the list to name a couple is right before a family vacation or before a friends funeral. Then Tristan gets in to one of the most infamous break ups in recent memory, the whole Brad and Angelina spectacle of the late 10's. While a lot of it was public info, the boys go deep into some of the wild facts about the ending of Mr. and Mrs. Smith that you may not know.....and Daniel got a very important fact about one of their kids right based off just his spidey sense lol! Make sure to like, subscribe, and hit that DERN notification bell. Plus leave a comment for the boys in these times of need, we love it! #comedy #humor #legionofskanks #storywarz #cockfight #modernapes #newvideo #modern Follow The Boys on Socials: Tristan Bowling: IG: https://www.instagram.com/p/DWwcq1tCC3I/ Daniel Bridge-Gadd: IG: https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/ Modern Apes IG: https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/ CHAPTERS: 0:00 Join The Patreon 1:42 We Are Talking Breakups 3:20 Daniel's Highschool Father In Law 7:30 Tristan's Breakups Till Now 14:05 Stimming on Companies 17:30 Join The Patreon 20:00 Worst Places to Breakup 23:00 Cymbalta Ads 26:23 Born To Hold The Mic 31:30 Up A Bartenders Whatever 34:00 I Wish You The Best 39:00 How Could I Let You Walk Away 42:00 When did Anaconda Come Out 43:10 The Llama Incident 49:40 Brad & Angelina Story 52:10 Brad Fights on a Plane 1:01:44 Child Servies Called 1:03:17 Daniel was RIGHT!! 1:04:12 Patreon Names(Join Now) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 12m

  8. Apr 8

    "Subway Scaries" | ft. Mike Eaton | Bernhard Goetz & WILD Subway Takes | The Modern Apes Podcast

    JOIN THE PATREON BEFORE MAY 1ST BEFORE PRICE GOES UP!! https://www.patreon.com/themodernapes https://www.patreon.com/themodernapes https://www.patreon.com/themodernapes What's good team, you know what time of the week it is! Time to get absolutely schwifty with The Modern Apes. This week we got a BIG modern apes guest for you, all the way from Austin Texas, it's Mike Eaton! We bring him in to talk Subway stories and facts, plus a few of his insightful wild takes made it through. Tristan comes in with the infamous Bernhard Goetz and his story of the Subway Scandal of 1984 in New York City. Goetz got off with the murder of 4 teenagers in broad daylight, and GOT OFF! A story as old as time but this time told be the Modern Apes themselves. To close out the episode Daniel goes into some stats and interesting facts about the ups and downs of riding the past and modern New York City subway system. Like did you know out of the 450+ Honestly we love when Big Mike comes into town, its always a blast and we hope to have him back on soon. Make sure to like and subscribe, but also YouTube is telling us like 5% of our subs have hit the notification bell to get updates, so turn that thing on and get it cranking. Tell a friend about the cast and JOIN THE PATREON BEFORE THE PRICE GOES UP! 0:00 Opening Riffs 2:30 The Best Cannoli 7:17 Brooklyn Cash Bars 13:36 Tristan is Sleepy 20:13 Adopting Children 22:00 Bernhard Goetz Scandal 29:10 Must Be Mud On The Brain 34:26 Cardi B's Real Name 40:02 I Called You A Girl 48:17 Felony Assaults on Subway 53:50 Major of Offenders 56:46 Patreon Names Follow The Boys on Socials Tristan Bowling: IG: https://www.instagram.com/p/DWwcq1tCC3I/ Daniel Bridge-Gadd: IG: https://www.instagram.com/daniel_bridge_gadd/ Modern Apes IG: https://www.instagram.com/the_modern_apes/ #comedy #jokes #legionofskanks #skankfest #luisjgomez #austincomedy #subway #nyc #tristanbowling #danielbridgegadd #moddernapes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 5m
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A True Crime/True Story podcast about some of the most interesting humans to roam the Earth! Hosted by Stand Up Comedians Daniel Bridge-Gadd & Tristan Bowling! Tell your mama, aunty, and granny cause they bout to learn something, you heard!!!

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  • Creator
    Witz Comedy Network
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    220
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Tristan Bowling and Daniel Bridge-Gadd
  • Show Website
    The Modern Apes Podcast

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