How (not) to make a Podcast

Carli Green & Dan Wyatt
  • 5.0 (1)
  • Comedy
  • Weekly Series

Two British actors make a podcast by doing the single only thing they know how... pressing record. The rest they’re making up on the go.

  1. Episode 1

    Episode 1 - Beginning with Teas of Friendship

    Send a text Dan and Carli hit record and start their journey towards making a good podcast. Names and ISPs are pondered over, RuFest is discussed, games are played... does any of it make for a good podcast? Carli's Dissertation - bit.ly/3Ih3SqO If you like us, check us out on the social medias: Instagram: @HowNotToMakeAPodcast Twitter: @HowNotToMakeOne Reddit: r/HowNotToMakeAPodcast Hosts: Carli Green & Daniel Wyatt Artwork: Sean Burke (@Zer0gart)

    1h 2m

  2. Episode 2

    Episode 2 - "Miles!"

    Send a text Dan and Carli are on the second week of recording and still aren't sure on a name! In this episode they manage to deliver on promises from last week... and fail on others. Expect an introduction to who the heck they are, their recommendations on what to watch and smooth jazz, alongside some general chatter and a short story for good measure.  Mentioned: Chernobyl (https://bit.ly/3om4Mua) Sweet Tooth (https://bit.ly/3GlJ93r) Loki (https://bit.ly/3dk1fq3) The Falcon and the Winter Solider (https://bit.ly/3EucRCB) WanderVision (https://bit.ly/3Dv65Lr) American Gods (https://amzn.to/3dlWL2c) If you like us, check us out on the social medias: Instagram: @HowNotToMakeAPodcast Twitter: @HowNotToMakeOne Reddit: r/HowNotToMakeAPodcast Hosts: Carli Green & Daniel Wyatt Artwork: Sean Burke (@Zer0gart) Gee Smooth Jazz by Kammertone (https://bit.ly/3lBL3oi)

    1h 3m

  3. Episode 3

    Episode 3 - We love you, Beth Cooper

    Send a text Dan and Carli invite their first guest to the show; their performer friend Beth Cooper. Conversation turns to the performer industry and self-consciousness, before descending into chaos once again with the introduction of Dan's Dirty Jokes, shocking stories from Beth's past love life and a short story about one intriguing spy. If you like us, check us out on the social medias: Instagram: @HowNotToMakeAPodcast Twitter: @HowNotToMakeOne Reddit: r/HowNotToMakeAPodcast Hosts: Carli Green & Daniel Wyatt Artwork: Sean Burke (@Zer0gart) Gee Smooth Jazz by Kammertone (https://bit.ly/3lBL3oi)

    1h 2m

  4. Episode 4

    Episode 4 - Angry at the World

    Send a text Dan and Carli continue debating the name of the podcast before launching into an episode of worldly musings. The pair both bring some strange news articles to the table, discuss potential  jingles to decorate the podcast with and Carli's writing failures. Mentioned: Google Maps Article - https://bit.ly/3pVJBQs Broccoli Man article - https://bit.ly/3eXFqgJ Broccoli Man interview - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ojxs6XKILM If you like us, check us out on the social medias: Instagram: @HowNotToMakeAPodcast Twitter: @HowNotToMakeOne Reddit: r/HowNotToMakeAPodcast Hosts: Carli Green & Daniel Wyatt Artwork: Sean Burke (@Zer0gart)

    1h 7m

  5. Episode 5

    Episode 5 - Jingles!

    Send a text Dan and Carli are starting to get into the swing of things this episode with some brand new jingles. There are many things to discuss this week: the origin of Dan and Carli's friendship,  more weird news and how the developing editing skills are going. All before plunging into possibly the strangest piece of writing Carli has ever done...  Mentioned: Outlet Bus Fine Article - https://bit.ly/3F1TNep Bodega from the Yogscast - https://bit.ly/3n2mVME If you like us, consider checking us out on the social medias: Instagram: @HowNotToMakeAPodcast Twitter: @HowNotToMakeOne Reddit: r/HowNotToMakeAPodcast Hosts: Carli Green & Daniel Wyatt Artwork: Sean Burke (@Zer0gart)

    1h 3m

  6. Episode 6

    Episode 6 - How to end a Friendship

    Send a text It's a hot summers day... so Dan and Carli decided to record another episode. Underscored by smooth jazz, the pair discuss the sleepy thoughts of Carli, more strange news and some of the dirtiest jokes. Dan also sets the wheels in motion for the most excruciatingly embarrassing season finale for Carli.    Mentioned: Antivaxer debunked by Doctor TikTok - https://bit.ly/3F0McN7 Washed up Garfield phones article - https://bit.ly/3eYp07Q The Canadian Rubber Duck article - https://bbc.in/3HJEk4p If you like us, consider checking us out on the social medias: Instagram: @HowNotToMakeAPodcast Twitter: @HowNotToMakeOne Reddit: r/HowNotToMakeAPodcast Hosts: Carli Green & Daniel Wyatt Artwork: Sean Burke (@Zer0gart)

    52 min

  7. Episode 7

    Episode 7 - The Most Chaotic Episode (Kheyos)

    Send a text Dan and Carli assure us that they're not on anything as they record the most chaotic episode of the series - not in chronological order either...  This week, Dan brings some quotes to the mic to discuss, Carli investigates how Dan records his podcast ideas and 'Dan's Dirty Jokes' die a death. Mentioned: Castle in the Sky - https://bit.ly/3rptcmH Tank and the Bangas Tiny Desk - https://bit.ly/3tzzjYo The Matrix Resurrections - https://imdb.to/3fvBNPt Horizon Zero Dawn - https://imdb.to/3qxhjfj If you like us, consider checking us out on the social medias: Instagram: @HowNotToMakeAPodcast Twitter: @HowNotToMakeOne Reddit: r/HowNotToMakeAPodcast Hosts: Carli Green & Daniel Wyatt Artwork: Sean Burke (@Zer0gart)

    56 min

  8. Episode 8

    Episode 8 - Cap It

    Send a text After having done a bit of editing, Dan and Carli sit down for another episode and start bringing back forgotten ideas, as well as favoured segments. This week the pair discuss whether people should identify with their thoughts, some more bizarre news and the editing of the podcast. This weeks sees another story nugget from Dan's growing spy universe, as well as the introduction of another sound effect for the mix.  Mentioned Jim Carey at the NYFW - https://bit.ly/3Ks1Tkt Waking Up - https://wakingup.com Mother spends £2000 on school uniform - https://bit.ly/3GN287C Woman too hot for 'normal' jobs - https://bit.ly/3tFrY9Q If you like us, consider checking us out on the social medias: Instagram: @HowNotToMakeAPodcast Twitter: @HowNotToMakeOne Reddit: r/HowNotToMakeAPodcast Hosts: Carli Green & Daniel Wyatt Artwork: Sean Burke (@Zer0gart) Music Sneaky Snooper by Audionautix - http://audionautix.com/ Promoted by MrSnooze - https://youtu.be/I2m1h0ALpY4 Creative Commons — CC BY 4.0 - https://goo.gl/9ezBZw Sneaky by Kevin MacLeod - https://incompetech.com/ Promoted by MrSnooze - https://youtu.be/I2m1h0ALpY4 Creative Commons — CC BY 3.0 - https://goo.gl/A7jRXA Pooka by Kevin MacLeod - https://incompetech.com/ Promoted by MrSnooze - https://youtu.be/I2m1h0ALpY4 Creative Commons — CC BY 3.0 - https://goo.gl/A7jRXA

    1h 1m
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Two British actors make a podcast by doing the single only thing they know how... pressing record. The rest they’re making up on the go.

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  • Creator
    Carli Green & Dan Wyatt
  • Episodes
    14
  • Seasons
    1
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 How (not) to make a Podcast
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