The Semi-Gelatinous Literary Society

Elmer the Embalmer

Elmer the Embalmer serves up freshly exhumed weird tales to thrill and chill.

Episodes

  1. The Festival

    12/24/2024

    The Festival

    Ho-ho-ho! Elmer has returned just in time to unwrap some moldy presents. Presented for your jolly enjoyment is H.P. Lovecraft's "The Festival". Horrid Holidays to all and to all a ghoulish night!

    32 min
  2. Darkness

    10/30/2023

    Darkness

    Happy Hallowe'en to the members of the Semi-Gelatinous Literary Society. Check those candy apples for razor blades and gather 'round the old campfire as Elmer recites  a spooky sonnet for your Halloween treat.

    10 min
  3. Roscoe

    10/13/2023

    Roscoe

    Hello Boils and Ghouls! We have special treat for you on this Friday the 13th. Grab a bone to gnaw on and settle in for a truly terrible tale, read to you by your old pal Elmer.

    18 min
  4. The Statement of Randolph Carter

    10/01/2023

    The Statement of Randolph Carter

    He's baaaaack! Elmer returns with a freshly exhumed terrible tale. Join us for the Statement of Randolph Carter. Strap on your headphones and just BEAT IT!

    19 min
  5. The Raven

    10/30/2022

    The Raven

    Happy Hallowe'en, creeps! Ol' Elmer has a special treat for all you tricksters. Grab your favorite candy and settle in as Elmer reads you Edgar Allan Poe's immortal poem, The Raven.

    14 min
  6. The Night Wire

    10/22/2022

    The Night Wire

    Grab your headphones, crank up the volume and tune in for the Night Wire. But... BEWARE THE FOG!

    22 min
  7. The Toll-House

    10/03/2022

    The Toll-House

    Grab your milk 'n' cookies and join Elmer for a night in a haunted house... if you dare!

    28 min
  8. The Temple pt. 2

    07/19/2022

    The Temple pt. 2

    Dive back into the unknown abyss for part 2 of H.P. Lovecraft's The Temple. Watch out for wayward dolphins!

    22 min
  9. The Temple pt. 1

    06/24/2022

    The Temple pt. 1

    Grab your flippers and join Elmer for a dive into H.P. Lovecraft's "The Temple." This is part 1 of a 2 episode series.

    22 min
  10. Empire of the Necromancers

    02/08/2022

    Empire of the Necromancers

    Elmer says, "Remember kiddies... don't play with dead things!"

    29 min
  11. In the Vault

    01/06/2022

    In the Vault

    The Semi-Gelatinous Literary Society

    25 min
  12. The Vampire

    12/17/2021

    The Vampire

    The Semi-Gelatinous Literary Society

    13 min
  • 12 Episodes

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Elmer the Embalmer serves up freshly exhumed weird tales to thrill and chill.

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