Umbilical Cord of the Gourd

Michelle & Maggie
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Michelle listens to her best friend Maggie tell the wildest stories. Join in on the fun!

  1. 2d ago

    Ep15 - Don't Marry Mary

    Modern dating advice for all you widows in our fan base - don't marry the first Mary you talk to after the funeral. Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Funky Guitar Vibe by Sound of Freedom. We also used Ocean Sounds in Curacao by kingcornz in the ad since both of us are so far from the ocean.

    43 min

  2. 01/20/2025

    Ep14 - A Rather Hairy Situation

    A poetic jaunt into Maggie's haircut adventures. Find out how YOU can get a fake protostar certificate from us! Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Space Walk by Audiorezout.

    43 min

  3. 07/30/2024

    Ep13 - Yahweh Ain't Got No Butt

    Maggie gives tips on how to escape a Red Cross facility and save people from a flood in Pakistan. You'll have to listen to figure out how butts come into the picture. Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Yippee! by Loyalty Freak Music.

    46 min

  4. 11/04/2023

    Ep12 - Chapstick Toes

    What could possibly go wrong when you're in a dark room with 15 Taylor Swifts? Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Yippee! by Loyalty Freak Music.

    52 min

  5. 08/27/2023

    Ep11 - Death is Not Funny

    Maggie gives us a taste of the morbid sense of humor that she grew up around and that has helped us navigate the death in our lives.  Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad songs are Young Funny Voices by Serge Quadrado and Yippee! by Loyalty Freak Music.

    43 min

  6. 12/03/2022

    Ep10 - Dig Those Holes

    Maggie talks about Holes (no, not those kinds of holes, you weirdo) as we reminisce about climbing God's Nipple. Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Unauthorized Forms of Space Propulsion by Mystery Mammal.

    1h 1m

  7. 10/01/2022

    Ep09 - Free Lederhosen

    Maggie journeys with her party of international goobers around Vienna. Let's find out what kind of shit they get up to (hint: it might be chicken shit). Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Her Majesty by Scott Holmes Music.

    47 min

  8. 08/19/2022

    Ep08 - Water for Plant!

    That one time Maggie and Michelle went to Atlanta... if that's even a real place. Our theme song is Jubilee by The Young Philosophers’ Club and the ad song is Young Funny Voices by Serge Quadrado.

    40 min
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Michelle listens to her best friend Maggie tell the wildest stories. Join in on the fun!

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  • Creator
    Michelle & Maggie
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    15
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2026 Michelle & Maggie
  • Show Website
    Umbilical Cord of the Gourd

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