Heroes for Today

John Kremer

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Heroes for Today features ordinary and extraordinary people commenting about today’s world and current events. These comments will stimulate new thought and challenge your assumptions to help you think more broadly and more clearly. heroesfortoday.substack.com

1d ago

Tips for Dating, Male Version

This song is adapted from a recent X tweet by Chris Hatch, aka Dirtdog. Tips for Dating, Male Version Stop playing video gamesGet a good haircutHit the showers, get goodClean, clean, clean your car Sign up for a yoga classGo to that yoga classAsk a cutie for her phone numberFollow up with a phone call to herAsk for a date for the coming weekendOn Friday or Saturday night Come up with a good game planFor the dinner and the dateBe clear about what you’ll be doingSo she can dress appropriately Pick her up for the dateBring a bouquet with youDon’t break the bank on flowersBuy what you like at Whole FoodsWalk her to your carOpen the door and help her in Be a gentleman on the datePull out her chair at the tablePay for the mealBe polite and kind Let her talk about herselfDon’t interruptListen to her, really listenYou want to get to know herFor every question you answerAsk her three questions At the end of the dateAsk for a second dateKeep going until you findFind someone you can’t imagineImagine not being aroundAll the time, all the time Heroes for Today is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Get full access to Heroes for Today at heroesfortoday.substack.com/subscribe
2d ago

A Natural Order: Pursuit of Excellence

This song is inspired and adapted from a speech by Marco Rubio in front of the Parthenon in Athens, Greece. Source: https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2026/10/07/rubios-western-civilization-speech-in-greece-n2207847, A Natural Order The unknown can be knownThe world can be chartedThe world can be measuredThe world can be mappedThe world can be understood There is a rational orderA rational order to the cosmosIt is governed by fundamental lawsLaws that we can observeThat we can come to understand We share the idea of a natural orderA distinctive understanding of virtueOf destinyOf faithOf truthOf goodnessOf beautyA code of how men ought to liveWith objective standardsAnd ideals to strive for The pursuit of excellence isThe very principle of our existenceStrive to be the best in all thingsWe will either choose to act nowOr lose the choice to act at all Too often, these days,We build downwardsWe design our standardsTo ensure that no one will loseNo one will lose We hold the most exceptional thingsThe most exceptional among usHostage to the averageHostage to the ordinaryHostage to the mediocre The pursuit of excellence isThe very principle of our existenceStrive to be the best in all thingsWe will either choose to act nowOr lose the choice to act at all Heroes for Today is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Get full access to Heroes for Today at heroesfortoday.substack.com/subscribe
6d ago

I Remember - A Ballad

This song is based on some of the responses to the Malfoid meme popularized in recent days based on the Harry Potter stories. I Remember She woke in me feelingsOf love and hopeOf yearning and passionOf happiness that I forgot existed I remember, I rememberWhat I once used to live for Our culture has spent decadesDecades telling womenThat men don’t matterEven that men are evil I remember, I rememberWhat I once used to live for Not only are men goodBut men are worth lovingMen will walk through hellWith a smile, a big wide smileFor any woman whoLoves them back, loves them back I remember, I rememberWhat I once used to live for Men aren’t just starving for loveThey’re starving for loveFor love they can trustFor love that won’t betray them I remember, I rememberWhat I once used to live for She woke in me feelingsOf love and hopeOf yearning and passionOf happiness that I forgot existed Heroes for Today is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Get full access to Heroes for Today at heroesfortoday.substack.com/subscribe
Oct 3

Let Them - A Country Ballad

The inspiration for this song began with several Pinterest graphics. You don’t need to surrender to anyone. Ever. Let Them If they walk away from youLet themIf they misunderstand youLet themIf they gossip about youLet themIf they judge youLet themIf they doubt youLet them You don’t have to chase anyoneYou don’t need to explain to anyoneYou don’t need to fix anythingYou don’t need to surrender to anyone Let people do what they doAnd you do what brings you peaceAnd joyAnd happinessAnd hopeAnd love Protect your energyFocus on your pathSurrender controlLet it go, let it go If anything is meant for youYou won’t have to force itIt will come to youWiggling with joy at your feet You are not too muchYou are not too littleYou are just rightSo very very rightAnd that’s okayAnd that’s very okay You don’t have to chase anyoneYou don’t need to explain to anyoneYou don’t need to fix anythingYou don’t need to surrender to anyone Let people do what they doAnd you do what brings you peaceAnd joyAnd happinessAnd hopeAnd loveAnd more, more love Heroes for Today is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Get full access to Heroes for Today at heroesfortoday.substack.com/subscribe
Sep 30

War Rock - A Rock Song for the Ages

This song is adapted from a column in the Washington Examiner magazine about war. Most of the song was written by me, but some of the key ideas and lines were adapted from the article. War Rock War means deathDestructionDevastationAnd more death War makes people homelessHungry and forlornLost and emptyMissing so much War means deathDestructionDevastationAnd more death War levels citiesCrashes economiesCauses famineAnd more destruction War means deathDestructionDevastationAnd more death War causes moral harmDestroys innocenceTurns young men into killersCauses PTSD in grown men War means deathDestructionDevastationAnd more death War causes rashnessWar causes errorsWar causes mad mistakesWar causes losses War means deathDestructionDevastationAnd more death Heroes for Today is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Get full access to Heroes for Today at heroesfortoday.substack.com/subscribe
Sep 27

Baptism - A Pop Song

This rock song has been adapted and expanded from Woke 1.0: A history of the world’s most Satanic movement in pictures by Jeremy Egerer (https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2026/09/woke-1-0-a-history-of-the-world-s-most-satanic-movement-in-pictures). Baptism Like communismWokeness isSo backwardSo destructiveSo tastelessSo joylessSo artlessSo lacking in reasonSo satanically derangedSo idioticSo stupidSo unkindSo biasedSo racist Baptize with waterBaptize with fireBaptize with loveBaptize with spirit Wokeness is lackingWokeness is missingWokeness is emptyWokeness is void Baptize with waterBaptize with fireBaptize with loveBaptize with spirit Repenting of wokenessIs necessary to civilizationRepenting of wokenessIs necessary for salvation Baptize with waterBaptize with fireBaptize with loveBaptize with spirit Heroes for Today is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Get full access to Heroes for Today at heroesfortoday.substack.com/subscribe
Sep 26

Welcome to Fat Bear Week

This song was adapted from the article, Alaska Fat Bear Week Memes Are Going Viral, They’re So Hilarious by Ward Clark (https://redstate.com/wardclark/2026/09/25/alaska-fat-bear-week-memes-now-going-hilariously-viral-n2207389). Fat Bear Week Celebrate Fat Bear WeekFat bears everywhereBuilding bodies for the fallBuilding bodies hibernation Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk Chub in the tubChunk in the trunkSalmon gets spottedSalmon gets dunked Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk Big on the bellyThick through the thighsWinter is comingSupersize those bears! Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk Celebrate Fat Bear WeekFat bears everywhereBuilding bodies for the fallBuilding bodies hibernation Honky Chonk Beardonkadonk Heroes for Today is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Get full access to Heroes for Today at heroesfortoday.substack.com/subscribe
Sep 25

Do Not Argue with Fools and Idiots

Don’t argue with fools and idiots. Don’t play stupid. Stick with the truth. Do Not Argue lyrics Do not argue with idiotsDo not argue in bad faithDo not play stupidDo not stay with stupid people Whoop bop-a-loop-bopWhoop bam boom Avoid telling peopleHow stupid they areNo one can badger youBadger you into submission Whoop bop-a-loop-bopWhoop bam boom Ask for the ruleState the ruleDo not get madThe first person angry loses Whoop bop-a-loop-bopWhoop bam boom He who is right beatsBeats thousands who are wrongWhen you are wrongChange your mind, change your mind Whoop bop-a-loop-bopWhoop bam boom Heroes for Today is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Get full access to Heroes for Today at heroesfortoday.substack.com/subscribe

Heroes for Today features ordinary and extraordinary people commenting about today’s world and current events. These comments will stimulate new thought and challenge your assumptions to help you think more broadly and more clearly. heroesfortoday.substack.com

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John Kremer
Years Active

2022 - 2026
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76
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