Ryan is being rotisseried by his own radiator, the iPhone Duo pre-order broke him, and Kelly Clarkson is going toe to toe with a $15,000 bird.Somewhere in the middle of all that, Ryan said "whatever tickles your pickle." Joyhdae claimed it as the title on the spot. Ryan did not get a vote.It is October 15th in New York, so the heat is finally on, and Ryan's apartment has decided to deliver all of it at once. He slept with zero clothes on and woke up like he never showered. Joyhdae runs a fan all winter and has no sympathy. Manopause was discussed. Then came the iPhone Duo pre-order: about 100 tries, a cart that kept emptying itself, and a December 1st delivery date while his wife's phone shows up October 23rd. Ryan would like it noted that he is still not over it.From there it's Bernie Sanders as the Virgo of the week, Joyhdae with the voting record and a very firm rule about people who skip voting, an AITA that is heavy and might be rage bait (Joyhdae thinks so, Ryan took it seriously), and a stack of quick hits with Kelly Clarkson, Druski, Diddy, and Killer Mike in them. Nobody is safe. Not even the bird.⸻ Segment Breakdown Opening Banter: Heat, Blocked Celebrities, and Virgo BirthdaysNYC landlords turned the heat on and Ryan is basically a rotisserie chicken. Joyhdae says Star Jones has had her blocked since 2017 and she did nothing. Ryan says "big lies." Also, the Knicks raise their banner October 20th and Ryan could not find a ticket at a sensible price. He is taking it personally.Virgos Doing Virgo Things: Bernie SandersRyan brings the fun facts: a third place finish in the NYC indoor mile, a spoken word folk album, and a rabbi role in a 1999 comedy. Joyhdae says she won't yuck his yum, then reads the receipts anyway.AITA?A name, a family, and a deadline. This one is heavy, so we are not spoiling it. Joyhdae thinks it was written to start fights. Ryan took it at face value. Tell us who is right.Quick Hit: Kelly Clarkson $15K BirdA $15,000 singing bird named Molly, a Brooklyn toy store that says she was never for sale, and a price tag that says otherwise. It turns into Ryan's Saks days, the Prada door that locked behind him, and Joyhdae's Chanel and Baccarat stories. Her verdict on the bird: just gift her the damn bird.Quick Hit: Druski To Host SNLFirst digital creator to host, according to Variety. NBC has not made it official. Is it a come up for Druski or a lifeline for SNL? Ryan and Joyhdae land in slightly different places and both make a point.Quick Hit: Diddy, Dudus Coke, & the Cell w/ ShelvesReports say Diddy got the worst of a run-in with Dudus Coke. Other reports say he hit his head on a bunk bed. Allegedly everything. We also have questions about how one man ended up with shelves, a DVD player, and seasoning for his clothes in a prison cell.Killer Mike on the Vic Mensa ShowRecorded in Fred Hampton's childhood home. Brian Kemp, "move like a capitalist," and the real question: when we say Black leaders are failing us, who are we talking about, and who made them leaders in the first place? Ryan and Joyhdae are on the same page for once. Joyhdae also has feelings about the veneers.Dad vs Auntie JokesNatalie sent in Joyhdae's jokes while watching Love Is Blind. Ryan brought his own. There is a ketchup joke, a ricochet, a man in plastic wrap, and a lightning strike that improved a marriage. We stand by none of it.⸻ Pull Up To The Comments Was the bird ever for sale?Is Druski hosting SNL a come up for him or a rescue for them?Is Joyhdae too hard on people who don't vote, or not hard enough?AITA: where did you land? Comment "bonus" if you want the Love Is Blind episode.⸻Connect With Us:Email: Virgoseasonshow@gmail.comWebsite: Virgoseasonshow.comYouTube, TikTok, Instagram, & Threads: @VirgoSeasonShowRyan: @OhBlackRyanJoyhdae: @JoyhdaeSubscribe, leave a review, & hit the bell to turn on notifications. We're grateful for your continued support.
