The Reject Moms

The reject Moms
  • 4.7 (3)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

This is a podcast for all the rejected moms out there that don't fit in to the stereotype of the perfect small town house wife. We are unfiltered,raw, slightly ridiculous and fun! Strap yourselves in because this could get wild!

  1. May 1

    93 - Hey I'll Pop All Three Of Your Cherries

    An episode Chasity didn't delete trying to publish, so exciting! Prom things, graduation clothing requirements, unexpected, nostalgic movies and the lessons they teach, how Skylar fell into the chicken coop and flooded her bedroom (no it wasn't from squirting), security cameras, and plant addictions - tune in for the unhinged-ness and have a fabulous weekend!

    28 min

  2. Apr 10

    92 - I'm A F*cking Moron

    Well fellow Rejects this is the second time recording this episode in the last couple of weeks as Chasity accidentally deleted an episode. I guess it just wasn't meant to be! Onto other news - join in as we recap the notes from the previous episode including: parking under a water spigot, local channels, Friday night joy rides, half sun burnt faces (Florida preview), being a dipsh*t, PROM and Graduation in full swing, and homeless/women having to survive. Happy Friday Rejects! Got something on your mind? Email us at therejectmoms@gmail.com and we will read anonymously!

    37 min

  3. Mar 6

    91 - I'm Not That White Trashy I Swear

    It’s taken now two uploads to publish this podcast so that’s fun for us 🤪 Jump in and discuss how volleyball/basketball has kicked our asses, throwing out underwear, home waxing kits, whether to cry (or scream), and how 18 is hard enough in the world we are living in. Thanks for listening and have a FABULOUS Friday and weekend!

    30 min

  4. Mar 6

    91 - I'm Not That White Trashy I Swear

    It has taken me forty-five minutes to get this episode published, but it is completely fine! Catch up with us rejects and discuss when you should throw your underwear away, how volleyball/basketball has kicked our asses, home waxing (insert Chasity's eye roll), Avatar relationship advice, Vital Records Department, crying (or screaming) it out, and 18 is hard especially with the world we live in right now. We hope you laugh and enjoy this episode and have a FABULOUS weekend!

    30 min

  5. 12/13/2025

    89 - Buttholes For Lips & Sprained Cooters

    Soooo Chasity may have forgotten to write the description and scheduled for the podcast to be published....MY BAD! School and gym energy holy sh*t! Thanksgiving, insurance, hibernation, weird co-parenting situations, eating alone, stress and a random remodel. As always, thanks for listening and have a fabulous f*cking day! Love, the Rejects 3

    39 min

  6. 11/07/2025

    88 - We Only Want To Give Some F*cks Not All The F*cks

    Peepers the c*ck, random undergarments, Homecoming 2025, more strange smells, getting lost in a field, senior night, Mr. Buff n' Stuff & Afroman in public, the local stabbing, switching jobs, stress or pre-menopause?, and hearing other moms talking trash about other kids. We have a great episode for your listening pleasure! Tee hee we said pleasure! Happy listening Rejects!

    45 min

  7. 09/26/2025

    87 - That Strange Smell In The Fridge

    We have another fun-filled podcast for your listening pleasure! Allergies & Antihistamines Mint pickup Manclips?! The first 7 minutes To-do lists Customer Service Happy Friday fellow Rejects! Email us with your embarrassing stories! therejectsmoms@gmail.com

    37 min

  8. 09/12/2025

    86 - Big Gym Energy

    We have a super quick episode recorded before heading to the senior parent meeting. Give us a break okay we both work full-time jobs and have these kids! Topics today include: Chasity's bidet adventure, not fitting in, the gym energy has been insane, Labor Day went fast, a Skylar new job update and why she is making homemade Alani's, and the kids and their activities. Happy Friday Reject Mom Fans!

    18 min
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Ratings & Reviews

4.7
out of 5
3 Ratings

About

This is a podcast for all the rejected moms out there that don't fit in to the stereotype of the perfect small town house wife. We are unfiltered,raw, slightly ridiculous and fun! Strap yourselves in because this could get wild!

Information

  • Creator
    The reject Moms
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    68
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © The reject Moms
  • Show Website
    The Reject Moms