Ultimate Dracula Millionaire

Ultimate Dracula Millionaire
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  • Comedy
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Garrett and Stephen can't stop wasting money on stupid shit. It's up to you to help them start earning more than they spend!

Episodes

  1. 07/02/2022

    Episode 10: Yo Bro, We Finished Season One!

    They've really done it this time. Garrett and Stephen finished up a whole season of a podcast! This Ultimate Dracula Millionaire packs 24 hours of content into just under 3 hours! Can you believe we're still broke?! Join the Patreon or else: www.patreon.com/join/UltimateDraculaMillionaire Garrett - instagram.com/the_garrett_clark_foundation Stephen - twitter.com/crime_slime / instagram.com/scumball.machine

    2h 52m

  2. 06/18/2022

    Episode 9: Let's Go Barbie, Margot Robbie

    In the penultimate episode of Ultimate Dracula Millionaire, Garrett and Stephen decide they're not allowed to die until they see the Barbie movie. They also discuss how to decorate Stephen's apartment, try to list as many "G" names as possible, and plan the grand finale 24 hour extravaganza. Oh yeah, and they're still broke :( Join the Patreon or else: www.patreon.com/join/UltimateDraculaMillionaire Garrett - instagram.com/the_garrett_clark_foundation Stephen - twitter.com/crime_slime / instagram.com/scumball.machine

    1h 3m

  3. 06/11/2022

    Episode 8: Sick and Broke

    Garrett got sick and Stephen has to host this episode alone. Garrett keeps getting diarrhea, Stephen is in a lot of debt, and we still have 0 subscribers on Patreon. What the f**k? Also be on the lookout for our big Double Digit Digital Extravaganza, a 24 hour live stream event telethon fundraiser to celebrate 10 episodes of UDM! Join the Patreon or else: www.patreon.com/join/UltimateDraculaMillionaire Garrett - instagram.com/the_garrett_clark_foundation Stephen - twitter.com/crime_slime / instagram.com/scumball.machine

    1h 36m

  4. 06/04/2022

    Episode 7: Depploop

    Garrett and Stephen are still broke and demand your money! In this episode the boiz discuss the conclusion of the Johnny Depp trial, Garrett thinks about buying a car, Stephen's pissed the comedy club doesn't want to hear his Dracula stand up, and the usual movie discussion. Give us your f*****g money! Join the Patreon or else: www.patreon.com/join/UltimateDraculaMillionaire Garrett - instagram.com/the_garrett_clark_foundation Stephen - twitter.com/crime_slime / instagram.com/scumball.machine

    1h 32m

  5. 05/28/2022

    Episode 6: Playing on the Telephone

    Garrett and Stephen eat an entire bag of popcorn, try to scam their friend Lila, accidentally give Bo Burnham a call, and talk about movies. Join the Patreon or else: www.patreon.com/join/UltimateDraculaMillionaire Garrett - instagram.com/the_garrett_clark_foundation Stephen - twitter.com/crime_slime / instagram.com/scumball.machine

    1h 32m

  6. 05/21/2022

    Episode 5: The Unsolved Mystery of Garrett's Dad

    Join us for a very special episode of Ultimate Dracula Millionaire. Garrett and Stephen try to solve a true crime mystery, guest star on some Stargate podcast, talk about what movies they've been watching, and get pissed about the new Predator sequel, "Prey" Join the Patreon or else: www.patreon.com/join/UltimateDraculaMillionaire Garrett - instagram.com/the_garrett_clark_foundation Stephen - twitter.com/crime_slime / instagram.com/scumball.machine

    1h 25m

  7. 05/14/2022

    Episode 4: scifi chill UDM episode to relax and study to

    Join Garrett and Stephen as they discuss movies, Star Trek, streaming services, aliens, getting caught masturbating, and more. This is the chill episode, folks, perfect for forming a parasocial relationship and listening to in the background while you study or just hang out. Join the Patreon or else: www.patreon.com/join/UltimateDraculaMillionaire Garrett - instagram.com/the_garrett_clark_foundation Stephen - twitter.com/crime_slime / instagram.com/scumball.machine

    1h 49m

  8. 05/07/2022

    Episode 3: Driving Kurt Burghardt

    Garrett and Stephen return with another episode, more money troubles, a Patreon, and Kurt Burghardt in the studio. Stephen solves Kurt's financial situation with an instructional DVD, the guys plan a trip to the Everett Home Depot, Garrett and Stephen debut their one man show "Christian Slater", and Kurt gets yelled at for not liking Drive (2011). Join the Patreon or else: https://www.patreon.com/join/UltimateDraculaMillionaire Garrett - @the_garrett_clark_foundation on instagram Stephen - @crime_slime on twitter / @scumball.machine on instagram and special guest Kurt - @Kurt_Da_Hurt on twitter / @kurt_da_hurt on instagram also, Kurt, you still owe us for the guest appearance: $50,000 for the appearance, $1.50 for the pizza, and about $10,000 in emotional damage

    1h 33m

  9. 04/30/2022

    Episode 2: Got His Ass

    Garrett and Stephen are back and they have even less money than in the first episode! Garrett breaks down the Johnny Depp trial, Stephen poorly explains the plot of Jungle (AKA The Lost City), and they prank call local artist and punk rocker, Kurt Burghardt (@Kurt_Da_Hurt / @artbykurtdahurt). All this and more on the thrilling second episode of Ultimate Dracula Millionaire! Garrett - @the_garrett_clark_foundation on instagram  Stephen - @crime_slime on twitter / @scumball.machine on instagram

    1h 31m

  10. 04/23/2022

    Episode 1: Yo Bro, We Started A Podcast!

    Garrett and Stephen are trying to scheme their way into a million bucks. In this episode they discuss The Morbius, try to reboot the Hanna-Barbera classics, and desperately beg for sponsors. Garrett - @the_garrett_clark_foundation on instagram Stephen - @crime_slime on twitter / @scumball.machine on instagram

    1h 11m
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3.7
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Garrett and Stephen can't stop wasting money on stupid shit. It's up to you to help them start earning more than they spend!

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  • Creator
    Ultimate Dracula Millionaire
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    10
  • Rating
    Explicit
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