Blank Propaganda Machine

Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin
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Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.

  1. 3d ago

    Miller Lite Mano a Mano! Less Filling vs Tastes Great | Mass Debate

    On this week's episode, the taps are flowing with nonsense and beer commercials from 1973, as Kirk and Kraig revive the greatest barroom argument ever advertised: "Less Filling" vs "Tastes Great!" Kirk cracks one open for Team Less Filling, arguing that if you're chasing that full-flavor adventure, Miller High Life already exists. "It ain't the damn Champagne of Beers for nuthin'!" he bellows, insisting Miller Lite's true superpower is letting you survive a backyard barbecue without needing to unbutton your jeans halfway through the potato salad. Why waste calories on "meh" when you can down another pork chop in a can? Kraig takes one down the gullet for Team Tastes Great, declaring that Miller Lite doesn't just taste good, it tastes better than the original, becoming the undisputed face of the entire brand. According to him, "Less Filling" is just nutritional fine print, while "Tastes Great" is the reason anyone reaches into the cooler in the first place. To Kraig, flavor isn't a feature...it's the whole damn beer. Moderator Jed tries to referee this frothy brew-ha-ha before someone gets violated with a tap handle, but the debate quickly ferments into a full-blown brewery brawl where marketing slogans are treated like constitutional amendments and every cold one comes with a side of unsolicited nutritional philosophy. It's waistlines vs taste buds, Champagne of Beers vs king of light lagers, and the only thing getting roasted harder than the arguments is the guy who showed up drinking Natty Light...on this ice-cold, hop-fueled episode of Mass Debate!

    Miller Lite Mano a Mano! Less Filling vs Tastes Great | Mass Debate

  2. Jul 21

    Musical Decade Dustup! 90s Music vs 80s Music | Mass Debate

    On this week's episode, the BPM Boys crank the volume to eleven as Kraig and Jed drop the needle on the ultimate mixtape melee: 90s Music vs 80s Music! Kraig storms in for Team 90s dripping with enough flannel and angst to choke a barista. He rapid fires band names with the confidence of Rain Man at a damn Sam Goody, only to get hopelessly trapped in a Beck-Loop™, repeating "Beck... Beck... Beck..." until Moderator Kirk smacks him on the snout with a rolled up Details magazine. Jed responds by moonwalking into the fight with exactly two words: Michael. Jackson. And that's damn near it. He lets the King of Pop do enough heavy lifting before casually tossing in Toto, Cheap Trick, and a whole lotta 90s trashing tirades, while Kraig insists the 80s were nothing more than shoulder pads, cocaine confidence, and enough synth to make your Oingo Boingo. Moderator Kirk desperately tries to keep the debate in tune while Hung Juror G-Man nods along to both sides, gritting his teeth and trying not to lose control over the nonsense flooding his ears. By the end, grunge has declared war on glam, key-tars have challenged distortion pedals to a duel, and Beck rises like a phoenix in Kraig's heart! It's moonwalks vs mosh pits, on this totally tubular, hella dope episode of Mass Debate!

    Musical Decade Dustup! 90s Music vs 80s Music | Mass Debate

  3. Jul 14

    Prime Number Prizefight! 3 vs 7 | Mass Debate

    On this week's episode, mathematics is dragged into a back alley and beaten senseless as Jed and Kirk square off over the ultimate numerical nonsense: Which prime number reigns supreme...3 or 7? Jed counts to 3 and confidently stops there, arguing that good things come in 3s: the Holy Trinity, cinematic trilogies, the three branches of government, and basically every story that knows when to quit. Kirk immediately divides and conquers, proclaiming that 7 isn't just a number...it's a lucky number. Lucky 7 lights up slot machines, Harry Potter needed 7 books to become a legend, and unlike those Lord of the Rings snooze-fests, 7 has the stamina to finish the job. Things quickly stop adding up when Kirk unveils his groundbreaking mathematical theorem: "7 contains two 3s...and a one for fun." Is it mathematically bankrupt? Maybe. Does it stop him? Not for a second. Jed desperately cubes the argument for Star Wars and every beloved trilogy ever made, while Kirk counters that the third installment is usually where franchises lose the plot and spoil the franchise. Then the debate carries the one straight into the gutter as Kirk boldly claims, "Ask four out of five straight women...3 may bring the motion of the ocean, but 7 brings the damn tsunami!" Jed bashfully pivots to the Founding Fathers, proudly declaring that 3 branches of government have carried America for centuries, only for Kirk to snort and retort, "You sure about that, bro?" Moderator Kraig watches the equation collapse into complete numerical anarchy as calculators everywhere go on strike. It's odd vs odder, prime vs prime-er, trilogy vs jackpot, and proof that the only irrational thing in the room isn't the square root of two...it's the debaters themselves, on this irrationally hilarious episode of Mass Debate!

    Prime Number Prizefight! 3 vs 7 | Mass Debate

  4. Jul 7

    KFC Cage Match: Original Recipe vs Extra Crispy | Mass Debate

    On this week's episode, the pressure fryer is cranked to eleven as Kirk and Kraig meet on the battlefield, both fighting under the flag of Colonel Harlan Sanders. But this is an internal war...a brother's war over KFC's greatest culinary conundrum: Original Recipe vs Extra Crispy. Kirk digs in for Team Original, arguing that Colonel Sanders already achieved fried perfection the first time around. "Didn't we learn anything from New Coke?" he asks, accusing Kraig of trying to fix something that wasn't broken and replacing timeless flavor with a crunchy imposter of absolute BS. Kraig gets greasy for Team Extra Crispy, insisting that if a little crunch is good, more crunch is the American way, accusing Kirk of gatekeeping that golden-brown deliciousness and denying freedom-loving citizens their God given right to consume dumb portionss of grease-soaked chicken skin. The debate quickly goes from finger-lickin' to finger-pointin' as Kirk claims Kraig is campaigning on behalf of clogged arteries, shiny foreheads, and cholesterol medication companies. Kraig counters that Original Recipe is just Extra Crispy before it's balls dropped, and argues that every glorious crunch is another crispy love letter to liberty. Moderator Jed desperately tries to keep the grease fire contained, but this thing spirals into a full on three-piece catastrophe, complete with enough poultry propaganda to make the Colonel dip his biscuit in the gravy boat. It's eleven herbs vs eleven heart medications, crunch vs comfort, and one extra-value-sized serving of cluckin' fun on this finger-lickin', artery-stickin' episode of Mass Debate!

    KFC Cage Match: Original Recipe vs Extra Crispy | Mass Debate

  5. Jun 30

    Funnest Instrument of Chaos for 'Merica's Birthday? M-80 vs Roman Candle | Mass Debate

    On this week's episode, the Founding Fathers immediately regret giving us independence as Jed and Kraig celebrate America's birthday by arguing which explosive delivers the most patriotic chaos: the M-80 or the Roman Candle. Jed lights the fuse for Team M-80, proudly declaring it the George Washington of recreational mayhem, capable of turning toilets into folklore, mailboxes into modern art, and common sense into a missing persons case. To Jed, M-80s aren't just fireworks... they're the sound of freedom filing a workers' comp claim. Kraig fires back that M-80s are illegal, making them the least American thing on the menu, while the Roman Candle represents true constitutional values: gathering your friends on a warm summer's eve, firing flaming projectiles directly at one another, and forging lifelong memories through shared laughter and second-degree burns. Jed scoffs, calling Roman Candles hella lame, insisting that 9 out of 10 recreational explosives experts agree the M-80 is the preferred choice of glorious lone wolves who just want to hear the neighborhood car alarms sing. Moderator Kirk does his best to keep everyone from earning a visit from the ATF, by keeping this powder keg from exploding prematurely. It's boom vs zoom, shockwave vs sparkle, and the most explosively patriotic episode of Mass Debate ever!

    Funnest Instrument of Chaos for 'Merica's Birthday? M-80 vs Roman Candle | Mass Debate

  6. Jun 23

    Who Would Win in a Street Fight? Tommy DeVito vs Nino Brown | Mass Debate

    On this week's episode, the BPM Boys take a nighttime stroll down Bad Decision Boulevard as Kirk and special guest Chris Morris square up over who would win in a street fight: Tommy DeVito or Nino Brown? Kirk comes out swinging for Team DeVito, painting Joe Pesci's pint-sized psychopath as a feral little meatball with a Napoleon complex and a short fuse. He argues Tommy's lack of reach is actually an advantage, allowing him to dart around like an angry garden gnome, throwing ball punches, biting kneecaps, and generally fighting with the decorum of a raccoon trapped in a trash can. Chris fires back that Nino Brown doesn't even need to throw hands. His sheer aura, tailored suits, and kingpin swagger would make Tommy reconsider every life decision that led him to this curbside encounter. But as the debate unfolds, it becomes painfully obvious that both debaters are relying less on cinematic evidence and more on vibes, wishful thinking, and memories corrupted by cable television. Moderator Kraig happily leans into the absurdity while Hung Juror Jed christens it "The Little Man Debate," as both sides repeatedly insist Tommy's being vertically challenged is either his greatest weapon or his inevitable downfall. It's swagger versus scrappiness, intimidation versus instigation, and enough short-king energy to make Webster blush, on this street-wise, hard knocks episode of Mass Debate!

    Who Would Win in a Street Fight? Tommy DeVito vs Nino Brown | Mass Debate

  7. Jun 16

    Which Director Has the Better Filmography? Tarantino vs Spielberg | Mass Debate

    On this week's episode, cinema's biggest heavyweights step into the ring as Jed and special guest Skyler Norwood battle over which director boasts the better filmography: Quentin Tarantino or Steven Spielberg? Jed storms in carrying a glowing golden suitcase for Team Tarantino, arguing that Quentin's films have everything a growing cinephile needs: razor-sharp dialogue, creative profanity, stylish violence, and a remarkable ability to resurrect careers that Hollywood had already buried in the backyard. To Jed, Tarantino isn't a director, he's a cinematic mad scientist blending genres together until something beautiful, bizarre, and occasionally explosive crawls out of the lab. Skyler fires back for Team Spielberg, calling him the undisputed king of cinematic wonder. He argues Spielberg invented the modern blockbuster, taught generations to fear sharks, love dinosaurs, and cry over aliens with overly phallic fingers with glowing bulbous tips. He argues Spielberg's catalog has more range than a buffet and more heart than Moderator Kirk eating a basket of gravy fries. When Jed compares Tarantino to Baskin-Robbins with endless flavors of filmmaking, Skyler points out that all 31 flavors come with an R-rating and a parental warning label. Jed admits Spielberg belongs on most people's Mount Rushmore of directors, but questions whether he's really serving meat and potatoes or just the same old bucket of popcorn. Moderator Kirk tries to keep the discussion focused on film, but it quickly devolves like Samuel L. Jackson yelling obscenities in a threateningly humorous way. Meanwhile, Hung Juror Kraig watches the debate unfold like a man trapped between a velociraptor and a katana. It's wonder vs edge, sharks vs Nazis, and enough nonsense to fill a three-hour commentary track, on this blockbuster-sized episode of Mass Debate!

    Which Director Has the Better Filmography? Tarantino vs Spielberg | Mass Debate

  8. Jun 9

    Which Coast Can Boast the Most? West Coast vs East Coast | Mass Debate

    On this week's episode, the BPM Boys plant their flags on opposite shores and ask the question that has divided America since the invention of overpriced real estate: Which Coast Has the Most: East Coast or West Coast? Kirk comes out firing for Team East, likening the Atlantic seaboard as a sultry mistress with four distinct seasons, centuries of history, and just enough emotional instability to keep things interesting. He argues the West Coast is basically a one trick pony that lacks any variety short of the occasional mudslide. G-Man counters with Team West, painting a picture of endless sunshine, laid-back vibes, majestic coastlines, and a lifestyle so relaxed it needs a nap to recover from sleeping, all while claiming the East Coast is just people yelling at each other while waiting in line for bagels and pastrami on rye. Then, in true Mass Debate fashion, the wheels come off and are never seen again. Somewhere between defending California and discussing sunsets, G-Man accidentally opens a portal into his subconscious and begins describing his family as prison guards holding him captive from his true destiny. What starts as a geography debate rapidly transforms into a live psychological jailbreak. The BPM crew immediately abandon the topic and begin treating G-Man's emotional unraveling like a piñata full of comedy. Moderator Jed throws gasoline on the fire, while Hung Juror Kraig looks like a kid who just discovered his dick for the first time. By the end, nobody knows whether they're debating geography, processing trauma, or realizing G-Man is one breakthrough away from buying a van and driving into the desert to "find himself." It's oceans, emotions, and complete mental erosions, all brought to you in glorious Propaganda-Vision on this absolutely bi-coastal insane episode of Mass Debate!

    Which Coast Can Boast the Most? West Coast vs East Coast | Mass Debate
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Welcome to Blank Propaganda Machine — the comedy channel where satire, absurdity, and unfiltered humor converge to lampoon the world of propaganda and debate. Featuring a lineup of original podcasts, we parody the tactics of media manipulation and over-the-top rhetoric, delivering content that’s as thought-provoking as it is hilarious.

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  • Creator
    Kirk Wilson, Jed Craig, & Kraig Schaulin
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    90
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2026 Blank Propaganda Machine
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