Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame Capitalism

Nigel Gambaatar
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Welcome to the Crappiest Place on Earth! Join us as we follow the on-the-clock escapades of 6 NPCs, in 2 different shifts, under the employment of the evil (allegedly) Necromancer, Nigel Gambaatar, and his Tragic Kingdom: The Necromantic Empire™! Will they follow Nigel’s bidding, squeezing every single bit of profit from entertainment-seeking Adventurers, or will they take on the late-stage capitalist theme park and bring justice to The Necromantic Empire™? Is there even death in a kingdom run by a necromancer? Some can only hope. https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflife

  1. 02/26/2025

    OSHA Regulated Guard Rails S 3 EP 31

    OSHA Regulated Guard Rails S 3 EP 31 Second shift is Hijacked by Levi and her crew. Levi is seeking the bounty on evil NPCs and, without having to rely on stockholm syndrome, gets Vord, Maw, and the Don’t Call me the 18th to follow along on a plan to capture Hogna(s). This puts a wrench in the plans to get to the NEW Island….. Or does it? #ImpEx #palidin #goddvsevil #merchantship #bountyhunter #planswithinplans #test #daggersout #seashanty #osha #schooloffish We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.  Once you have finished this episode, we suggest- Dungeon Calling A real-play D&D podcast of high fantasy and low humor. It’s the 1980s, and four almost friends navigate middle school in a small, strange, low-budget town. Can they survive social minefields and the occasional eldritch horror without being expelled, or possibly sued by the Duffer Brothers? Will there be music? Listen to find out. linktr.ee/dungeoncallingpodcast Our cast is: Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and more Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage Ian Winningham as Maw Gil-a-Cutty Kay Winningham as Onyxia the 18th Your District Manager is John Simon Additional voices by Kate Maxwell Rachel Kerns Music by Socially awkward In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”  He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter You can reach us at: ⁠necromanticempire@gmail.com⁠ Follow us on Facebook and Instagram  Artwork by Joshua Allen Find more of his work on Instagram @facelesscow This is a Radioactive Shack production

    OSHA Regulated Guard Rails S 3 EP 31

  2. 02/19/2025

    GILL vs GRIN S 3 EP 30

    GILL vs GRIN S 3 EP 30 In the fight of the hour, GILL vs GRIN! Assless fish man vs an OK White Shark! What will happen in this mediocre showdown? Find out in this episode of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™! PLACE YOUR BETS! #finalfight #epicshowdown #fightofthecentury #criticalpunch  We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.  Once you have finished this episode, we suggest- Roll for Stupid Get ready to embark on an epic journey with Stunzy, the mysterious High-Elf Circle of Spores Druid, Felix, the cheeky Halfling Warlock of Zybilna, Edralin, the lightning-fast Aarakocra Monk, Jester, the quick witted Half-Elf Bard and Schwangberry, the mustachioed beekeeper Ranger, as they set off on an outrageous quest to recover their lost items in the wildly whimsical world of the Wild Beyond the Witchlight. Brace yourselves for a hilariously enchanting adventure filled with unpredictable twists, peculiar creatures, and a whole lot of bee-related absurdity at every turn! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. shows.acast.com/roll-for-stupid Our cast is: Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and more Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage Ian Winningham as Maw Gil-a-Cutty Kay Winningham as Onyxia the 18th Your District Manager is John Simon Additional voices by Kate Maxwell Rachel Kerns Music by Socially awkward In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”  He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter You can reach us at: ⁠necromanticempire@gmail.com⁠ Follow us on Facebook and Instagram  Artwork by Joshua Allen Find more of his work on Instagram @facelesscow This is a Radioactive Shack production

    GILL vs GRIN S 3 EP 30

  3. 02/12/2025

    Loaner Boat S 3 EP 29

    Loaner Boat S 3 EP 29 Ready! Set! GO? After almost destroying the world, First Shift is set out on a race to the new island that formed from the REDACTED! Watch..Um..Listed as they rush of to DEW THEIR DUTY! But first, a small side quest? #horseglue #shiprepair #ruby #sidequest #hoganburger #goatbegone #leveldown We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Once you have finished this episode, we suggest- Level Down! Level Down is an Aussie actual play d&d podcast where we explore the layered world of L’asagnia through miniseries DM’d by each of our five players. From underworld quests fueled by hatred of paperwork to a secretive mafia run by cows, we have something for everyone. And if we don’t, just wait. The newest crazy is just one level down. https://linktr.ee/leveldown Have Goat issues? Goat-B-Gone can help. Listen to the entire show! Our cast is: Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and more Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage Ian Winningham as Maw Gil-a-Cutty Kay Winningham as Onyxia the 18th Your District Manager is John Simon Additional voices by Kate Maxwell Rachel Kerns Music by Socially awkward In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter You can reach us at: ⁠necromanticempire@gmail.com⁠ Follow us on Facebook and Instagram Artwork by Joshua Allen Find more of his work on Instagram @facelesscow This is a Radioactive Shack production

    Loaner Boat S 3 EP 29

  4. 02/05/2025

    The Goblin that Sold the World S3 EP 28.mp3

    The Goblin that Sold the World S3 EP 28 Oh, Great…another long title name…..Hogan sells out! No, that’s not right. Hogan manages to do the one thing you are not supposed to do in the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™! That’s right! Hogan *REDACTED*! And he and the rest of the world get punished. #fuckup #gothichorro #cosmichorro #punishment #thingswithtentacles #sothatswherethefoodcomesfrom #fastfood #mawgillacuttywasright We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.  Once you have finished this episode, we suggest- Adventurers Anonymous Six dangerously codependent dipsh*ts gather round the microphone, sip cocktails and seek a glorious death in a Dungeons & Dragons themed comedy podcast. With a cast that includes a failed Crocoborn sorcerer, turned children’s party entertainer, a dirty old human priest, on the brink of the afterlife, a Half Orc fighter with the IQ of a pine cone, a sassy blue Tiefling, surrounded by bees and a retired Gnome archer with PTSD. So, if you like your plot lines thin and crispy, and your language to be saltier than a sailor's beard, welcome aboard! Disappointing the TTRPG & D&D Community since 2020. Not suitable for little ears. This show is mostly improvised and entirely inappropriate. Listener discretion is advised. A brand new episode every Friday. www.adventurers-anonymous.com Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. https://linktr.ee/adventurers.anonymous Our cast is: Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and more Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage Ian Winningham as Maw Gil-a-Cutty Kay Winningham as Onyxia the 18th Your District Manager is John Simon Additional voices by Kate Maxwell Rachel Kerns Music by Socially awkward In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”  He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter You can reach us at: ⁠necromanticempire@gmail.com⁠ Follow us on Facebook and Instagram  Artwork by Joshua Allen Find more of his work on Instagram @facelesscow This is a Radioactive Shack production

    The Goblin that Sold the World S3 EP 28.mp3

  5. 01/29/2025

    Don't make me leave you with the other bones S3 EP 27

    Don't make me leave you with the other bones S3 EP 27 Maw Gill A Cutty’s friend, or is it fiend? Anyway, they finally meet up. IF you missed it from the last episode, HS took a swing at The 18th and as you know that means it’s time to roll initiative. #fightclub #arewethebaddies #seax #addyourstrength #ishereallydead We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™. Once you have finished this episode, we suggest- Wanderful: A Somewhat DnD Podcast Wanderful is a comedy-storytelling podcast hosted by four life-long best friends. If you're a fan of gripping drama, heart wrenching character deaths, and more than your fair share of butt jokes, then Wanderful: A Somewhat DnD Podcast is the show for you. Oh, and they play Dungeons And Dragons... Usually. linktr.ee/WanderfulPod Our cast is: Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and more Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage Ian Winningham as Maw Gil-a-Cutty Kay Winningham as Onyxia the 18th Your District Manager is John Simon Additional voices by Kate Maxwell Rachel Kerns Music by Socially awkward In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat” He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter You can reach us at: ⁠necromanticempire@gmail.com⁠ Follow us on Facebook and Instagram Artwork by Joshua Allen Find more of his work on Instagram @facelesscow This is a Radioactive Shack production

    Don't make me leave you with the other bones S3 EP 27

  6. 01/22/2025

    Follow Your Knows S 3 EP 26 

    Follow Your Knows S 3 EP 26  Maw Gill A Cutty wolfs out and leads second shift through the Catacombs looking for the grave of Phineas A Cutty to meet a “friend”......  With a large chunk of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™’s Technomancy, they decide to use their natural…unnatural(?)..  skills to find their way…… #catacomb #hookup #whichway #lost #wrongentrance #eldersign #comichorror  We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.  Once you have finished this episode, we suggest- You Wanna Do What!?!? An actual play 5th edition of Dungeons and dragons youwannadowhatpodcast@gmail.com anchor.fm/you-wanna-do-what Our cast is: Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and more Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage Ian Winningham as Maw Gil-a-Cutty Kay Winningham as Onyxia the 18th Your District Manager is John Simon Additional voices by Kate Maxwell Rachel Kerns Music by Socially awkward In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”  He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter You can reach us at: ⁠necromanticempire@gmail.com⁠ Follow us on Facebook and Instagram  If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflife⁠ Artwork by Joshua Allen Find more of his work on Instagram @facelesscow This is a Radioactive Shack production

    Follow Your Knows S 3 EP 26 

  7. 01/15/2025

    Seppo comes to town S 3 EP 25 

    Seppo comes to town S 3 EP 25  Second shift lands in Senip Nilbog because of feelings. You read that right. They find some clues and hear about a collapsed cathedral. The hordes of hungry townies try to get some supplies off of our SC’s but there are no hand outs today. And just as they get ready to explore, they realise that then need to secure the submersible……. They are just asking for trouble. #hashtagsdontwork #hogan #DeepBlueGrin #not #timmy #nowell We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.  Once you have finished this episode, we suggest- Level Down! Level Down is an Aussie actual play d&d podcast where we explore the layered world of L’asagnia through miniseries DM’d by each of our five players. From underworld quests fueled by hatred of paperwork to a secretive mafia run by cows, we have something for everyone. And if we don’t, just wait. The newest crazy is just one level down. https://linktr.ee/leveldown Our cast is: Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and more Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage Ian Winningham as Maw Gil-a-Cutty Kay Winningham as Onyxia the 18th Your District Manager is John Simon Additional voices by Kate Maxwell Rachel Kerns Music by Socially awkward In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”  He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter You can reach us at: ⁠necromanticempire@gmail.com⁠ Follow us on Facebook and Instagram  If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflife⁠ Artwork by Joshua Allen Find more of his work on Instagram @facelesscow https://www.redbubble.com/people/MAIMSTOP/explore?asc=u This is a Radioactive Shack production

    Seppo comes to town S 3 EP 25 

  8. 01/08/2025

    Going to the Chapel to get Censered S3 EP 24

    Going to the Chapel to get Censered S2 EP 24 After obtaining the ruby and giving it to Hogan Scavenge and his Dead Dog Kreath, our SC’s head to the Kirkyard Chapel to find answers to the note that was attached. Hogan goes to confession, and a Kreath brings the chapel down…. And somehow Cookie starts to change… We hope you have enjoyed this episode of the Necromantic Empire ™.  Once you have finished this episode, we suggest- Roll for Stupid Get ready to embark on an epic journey with Stunzy, the mysterious High-Elf Circle of Spores Druid, Felix, the cheeky Halfling Warlock of Zybilna, Edralin, the lightning-fast Aarakocra Monk, Jester, the quick witted Half-Elf Bard and Schwangberry, the mustachioed beekeeper Ranger, as they set off on an outrageous quest to recover their lost items in the wildly whimsical world of the Wild Beyond the Witchlight. Brace yourselves for a hilariously enchanting adventure filled with unpredictable twists, peculiar creatures, and a whole lot of bee-related absurdity at every turn! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. shows.acast.com/roll-for-stupid Our cast is: Alex Fort as Nigel Gambaatar, Vord Vakker, and more Jeremiah Freeman as Kreath Rapunzel the lettuce as Cookie Sam Sturgeon as Hogan Savage Ian Winningham as Maw Gil-a-Cutty Kay Winningham as Onyxia the 18th Your District Manager is John Simon Additional voices by Kate Maxwell Rachel Kerns Music by Socially awkward In 400 Feet, Take A Left Turn onto Misery Drive Find them on soundcloud by searching Socially awkward mid-2000’s experimental musician “Chicago Bulls Hat”  He can be found at @wsnpodcast on Twitter You can reach us at: ⁠necromanticempire@gmail.com⁠ Follow us on Facebook and Instagram  If you would like to help support the show check out our Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflife⁠ Artwork by Joshua Allen Find more of his work on Instagram @facelesscow This is a Radioactive Shack production

    Going to the Chapel to get Censered S3 EP 24
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Welcome to the Crappiest Place on Earth! Join us as we follow the on-the-clock escapades of 6 NPCs, in 2 different shifts, under the employment of the evil (allegedly) Necromancer, Nigel Gambaatar, and his Tragic Kingdom: The Necromantic Empire™! Will they follow Nigel’s bidding, squeezing every single bit of profit from entertainment-seeking Adventurers, or will they take on the late-stage capitalist theme park and bring justice to The Necromantic Empire™? Is there even death in a kingdom run by a necromancer? Some can only hope. https://www.patreon.com/timeofyourhalflife

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