I'm Not Allowed To Watch The News

Stacey Roberts
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I'm not allowed to watch the news. There are many reasons. Ok. There's one reason. And I bet many of you feel the same. The political system of the United States of America in the 21st century is a lot like Thanksgiving Day at my mother's house--dysfunctional, expensive, and makes you a little nauseous. It will end, but it’s not going to end well.  When the news is on I tend to rant. It scares the dogs. So my wife said I'm not allowed to watch the news anymore. The dogs and I started this podcast, where I can rant all I want. That'll teach her. https://www.patreon.com/notallowedtowatchthenews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episodes

  1. 12 - The 2024 Election and America's Purpose

    03/07/2025

    12 - The 2024 Election and America's Purpose

    It’s 2025 and we’ve had another presidential election. One third of the country is in despair about it, a third is uncomfortably wondering what genie they let out of the bottle, another third is blindly, blissfully joyful, and I’m still not allowed to watch the news. The dogs, in case you’re wondering, are fine with it. All pets are Communists. They provide no output other than unconditional love and disgusting things I have to bag up and throw away. They live free off the state (which in this case is me and Mrs. I’m Not Allowed to Watch The News) and are unaffected by distant regime change. Since we’re not dogs, it’s time to face some unpleasant truths about America and start focusing on what’s next instead of what happened. It’s actually the American Way, if you think about it. We get our heads out of our asses, quit our bitching, and figure out the best way to serve the cause of the United States of America on this episode of I’m Not Allowed to Watch the News. Our Patreon Page! or Buy Me A Coffee! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    30 min
  2. 11 - America Is Back At Valley Forge

    02/09/2024

    11 - America Is Back At Valley Forge

    It's been 246 years since George Washington watched his army limp its way into winter quarters at Valley Forge. The enemy held the capital, the Congress was unable to do anything, the army had spent the year getting beaten by the British, and when the weather got better, the British would put an end to this inconvenient rebellion. But that didn't happen. We look at why the American winter at Valley Forge was so important, why we're still talking about it today at the start of an election year that feels all too distressingly familiar, and what we can do to stop our country's decline. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    32 min
  3. 10 - The Electoral Playground

    06/09/2023

    10 - The Electoral Playground

    Not ones to leave the U.S. Constitution alone, the dogs and I decide to abolish the Electoral College. This puts us at odds not only with the small states of the Union, but with our favorite Founding Father (and birthday buddy) Alexander Hamilton. But we're not going to throw away our shot on what has become a partisan coup machine. So it has to go. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    20 min
  4. 09 - Ben Franklin Bets On America

    12/30/2022

    09 - Ben Franklin Bets On America

    America’s wisest old man was writing his last will and testament.  Benjamin Franklin had plenty of people to leave his fortune to – his son William Franklin, former royal governor of New Jersey. His grandson, Temple Franklin, who had been Ben’s secretary during the negotiations with France that got the colonies some much-needed assistance with that whole “give the British a whuppin’” thing. Sally Bache, his daughter. Benjamin Bache, Sally’s son. Or even his sister Jane Franklin. Everyone got a little something, but there were a couple of surprise bequests - to the two cities he called home - Boston and Philadelphia. America's most middle class Founding Father made a two hundred-year bet. And he won. Can we do the same? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    17 min
  5. 08 - The Jury Congress

    10/01/2022

    08 - The Jury Congress

    I served on a jury once, and if that makes you doubt both the stability and effectiveness of the American justice system, well, just imagine how I felt when I got the summons. But I have to say the experience went pretty well, and justice (I think) was served by twelve random people and two alternates who definitely jumped in the jury pool with preconceived notions about the case. Justice was most definitely not served by Phil from the hardware store, but I’ll get to him soon enough. The relevant point for today’s episode is that the whole experience gave me a great idea for a way to change the way America chooses its representatives, crafts legislation, and makes laws. The dogs and I once again raise America’s proverbial hood and tinker with the metaphorical engine that is our governing document on this episode of I’m Not Allowed To Watch The News. Help support the show and get access to great exclusive content at our Patreon page. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    19 min
  6. 07 - The National Debt

    09/03/2022

    07 - The National Debt

    In the early days of the American Republic, Alexander Hamilton, the first Secretary of the Treasury, argued that a certain amount of national debt was a good thing.   There was no way a country that was four days old was going to be able to raise the tax revenue it needed to pay the president or build a navy or anything like that.   So it had to borrow. Probably from the Dutch. During the American Revolution, the French sent ships, the Dutch sent money, and Belgium sat the whole thing out, too busy perfecting their chocolate recipe to help establish the world’s first republican-style democracy or support freedom from tyranny.   Just you wait, Belgium. You’ll get what’s coming to you.   America started borrowing money while the ink was still wet on the Declaration of Independence, but that was to serve the British Empire with its eviction notice from the colonies. Once the Constitution was ratified, we needed cash to fund laws like the one calling for lighthouses to be built along the coast, and I think we can all agree those aren’t cheap. Hamilton’s idea was that revenue from the postal service and a tax on whiskey would pay that money back.   He was a wine-drinker himself, so that whiskey tax wasn’t going to be a problem.   For him. For now.   As it turned out, America needed to borrow more money to raise an army to put down the Whiskey Rebellion. Talk about your chickens coming home to roost.   But the debt was eventually paid by all those offsets, which Hamilton called a “sinking fund.”   Borrow money, assign a revenue source to pay it back in full.   Sounds pretty simple. Except, somehow, it’s not. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    17 min
  7. 06 - Now It's A Party

    07/30/2022

    06 - Now It's A Party

    Do you ever think about why you vote for a particular political party? Maybe you’re a Democrat because you really love the way that James K. Polk got us Texas, California, and Oregon in the 1840’s, despite the objections of Abraham Lincoln. Maybe you’re a Republican because you think Abraham Lincoln was right to oppose the deal, even if it means we don’t get to keep Oregon. Sorry, Oregon. You might be a Republican because your great-grandpappy has been one since that time William Howard Taft got stuck in the White House bathtub in 1911. You might be a Democrat because your grandma swooned over that dreamy John F. Kennedy when he nearly ran for Vice President in 1956. Maybe you want to vote for a party that says they’ll do something about climate change, healthcare, student loan debt, and get you a discount on an electric car or solar panels. Maybe you want to vote for a party that says they’ll do something about abortion rates, tax rates, immigration, and get you a discount on your annual United Nations dues. Whatever the reason, is it something you give a lot of thought to? Maybe you do. Maybe you don’t. If you’re a member of the Exhausted Majority, you pick one because there are only two choices. You vote with a shrug. The dogs—who truly understand blind loyalty—and I dig into partisanship, and how it’s destroying America. And if you think the party you keep voting for has been the same party this whole time, I’ve got some bad news for you, on this episode of I’m Not Allowed To Watch The News. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    28 min
  8. 05 - If It's For Sale Let's Buy It

    07/06/2022

    05 - If It's For Sale Let's Buy It

    The dogs and I are starting a GoFundMe campaign to raise five billion dollars. We have a pretty big purchase in mind. We’re going to buy the Congress of the United States. Get your credit cards out and start making your legislative wish lists, as the dogs and I plan to purchase one of America’s three branches of government on this episode of I’m Not Allowed To Watch The News. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    10 min
  9. 04 - All Or Nothing

    07/04/2022

    04 - All Or Nothing

    Our political leaders always give us choices when it comes to solving the nation's problems.  Two of them: All or nothing.  Mass shooting? What we need are more guns. Or none. Too many abortions? Ban them. Or put no restrictions on them. Cop killing? We need more police. Or less. Healthcare too expensive? The government should pay for all of it. Or none of it. Gas prices too high? Drill for oil everywhere. Or quit using fossil fuels.  When your only choices are all or nothing, there's a good chance you'll get nothing.  The dogs and I dig into why these are the only answers we're ever given, and why the solutions to America's problems are so diametrically opposed on this episode of I'm Not Allowed To Watch The News.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    16 min
  10. 03 - Sick Of It

    07/04/2022

    03 - Sick Of It

    Is the American healthcare system scarier than Bigfoot? What is the cash price for an MRI? Healthcare is tremendously expensive, and America never has figured out a good way to pay for it so that every citizen has access to decent medical care.  The dogs (who are way more scared of Bigfoot) and I dig into the problem, and see if there's a cure on this episode of I'm Not Allowed To Watch The News.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    19 min
  11. 02 - I'm Just Not Enough

    07/04/2022

    02 - I'm Just Not Enough

    No one is writing laws for me.  I'm not rich enough for one party or poor enough for another. I'm not old enough or young enough or sick enough or healthy enough for either major political party to take any interest in my problems. They'll make sure I can have a gun or an electric car, but my real priorities, like effective and affordable healthcare or the conquest of Belgium are always somehow out of the question.   They will, however, take my tax money.  The dogs and I try to figure out exactly what we're good for on this episode of I'm Not Allowed To Watch The News.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    16 min

  12. 07/04/2022

    01 - How Does This End?

    How does this end? It's a strange question for the first episode, but hang in there. My story gets better.  The political system of the United States of America in the 21st century is a lot like Thanksgiving Day at my mother's house--dysfunctional, expensive, and makes you a little nauseous. It will end, but it’s not going to end well. The dogs and I get into politics and the history of empires, on the first ever episode of I'm Not Allowed To Watch The News.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    14 min
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I'm not allowed to watch the news. There are many reasons. Ok. There's one reason. And I bet many of you feel the same. The political system of the United States of America in the 21st century is a lot like Thanksgiving Day at my mother's house--dysfunctional, expensive, and makes you a little nauseous. It will end, but it’s not going to end well.  When the news is on I tend to rant. It scares the dogs. So my wife said I'm not allowed to watch the news anymore. The dogs and I started this podcast, where I can rant all I want. That'll teach her. https://www.patreon.com/notallowedtowatchthenews Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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