Legs & Eggs

Legs & Eggs
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Legs & Eggs

Made in the 70s and acid washed in the 90s Legs & Eggs is Heather, Klem Stump, and Fupa Jones. You’re cool and we know it. You know Baby Jessica was put in a well to die. Your teachers made you watch the Challenger explode on live TV. It isn’t weird that Magic Johnson had AIDS and then didn’t. It’s why you are the way you are. You’ll go places you’ve always thought to go but never wanted to go alone. Like a glory hole or The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. We’ll take you and you won’t have to get wet unless you want to ride down Hunter Biden’s Slip n’ Slide Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. Holes and Fudge are Easy

    NOV 4

    Holes and Fudge are Easy

    It's Election Season. Who doesn't want more election coverage? Everyone is so excited about the election. No one is tired. We've got some election predictions for you. We've also got other stuff. Lots of other things. Things like Fox and Julio from Conspiracy Soldiers. What Heather would do to Eminem if he asked. Fupa Jones sings and you'll love it. Klem Stump sings and you'll hate it. Enjoy this episode on the last day of Election Season. Find all our info here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    48 min
  2. this pumpkin has a butthole

    OCT 17

    this pumpkin has a butthole

    Like sands through da muthafuckin’ hourglass, these are the LEGS & EGGS OF OUR LIVES!!! We’re back with a smooth one! Gaveen returns with Klem and Fupa. The three ball out and explore the world of space ghosts (different from the guy named Space Ghost, you’'ll see) while they get hype for Tubi Tuesday. All the while Heather cleans her house and drinks some Oreo coke! Klem poops a smooth one! Eminem becomes a grandfather! And holy shit, a song from our buddy Stewart from 21st Century Podcast. We got more Billy Joel hits plus all the cum farts and toilet talk you expect from Providence RI’s premiere adult entertainment breakfast show! You can even wear your cum socks! Find all our info here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    49 min
  3. Adult Baby Diaper Lover Spa

    SEP 28

    Adult Baby Diaper Lover Spa

    You’re a prebiotic soda. Yes you are. And you’re about to be drank by Heather. Oh yeah. That’s where you’re gonna become biotic. She’s your mom. She’s our mom. She’s everyone’s mom. Legs & Eggs: The Podcast is back. Back like Sir Mix-A-Lot’s baby. Heather shits on Billboard’s Top 10 Rock Singers list while simultaneously believing that Jon Bon Jovi should be on it. She also reviews food, like — you guessed it — prebiotic soda. There’s more with Fox and Julio from Conspiracy Soldiers who inform us that Barron Trump may have travelled through time and also talk to us about crack! Klem Stump takes a dump! When Eric Adams hears the song “One Of Us” by Joan Osborne he thinks “Yeah. What if I was one of you?” Subscribe to our Substack Follow us on Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    44 min
  4. at the urinal with your pants down

    SEP 11

    at the urinal with your pants down

    It’s 9/11. And Legs & Eggs is back again from the depths of your soul to the front of your face. Guten tag, bitchez! Guten tag! Today we celebrate the birth of Freedom Fries and the death of Saddam Hussein. Today we fly the corn muffin at half-mast. Today we remember to not forget.  Celebrating with us for the first time ever is the one, the only GAVEEN! Let’s welcome Gaveen to the podcast! We've got new songs. We’ve got old songs. We’ve got cat hairs in our ears. We’ve got Bernie Kolfeld with more cyberknife information. Jet fuel may not melt steel beams, but this edition of TOILET TALK WITH KLEM STUMP sure will! Happy first day of 9/11 season everybody. Let’s see this bitch through to MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! Follow us on Twitter (@legsandeggspod) Subscribe to our Substack and stay up to date on all Fupa's poetry Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    45 min
  5. It's Joever!

    JUL 22

    It's Joever!

    OR IMMEDIATE RELEASE! Joe’s dropping out. We had thoughts. You need to hear them. Listen to Fupa, Klem, and Heather react to the news of Joe Biden dropping out of the Presidential race. We all know they’ve been holding him up Weekend at Bernie’s style for months anyway.  They drone struck and missed Cher’s Diner and Joe got retired so Val Kilmer is now President for the next 38 days until Jojo Siwa becomes Doja Cqt and we all can walk again. Jesus H Motherfucking Christ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    55 min
  6. Best of Klem Stump

    JUN 13

    Best of Klem Stump

    This morning Klem wrapped herself around me and said "you like me because I have big titties". Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you The Best of the rest of Klem Stump Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 10m
  7. Best of Heather

    JUN 6

    Best of Heather

    What can we say about Heather that hasn’t been said before? We can’t. It has all been said before because Heather is the most basic of all basic bitches. Heather invented basic. You’ve heard of NormCore. Well, Heather inspired it with her infinite power of basic. Being that basic can make a girl tired. And oh boy is Heather tired. She’s exhausted with all the stupidity in the world. She’d like everyone to shut up and let her enjoy a glass of wine and a cigarette. Heather’s a mom. She’s not your mom. But you wish she was. She’s America’s Favorite Wine Mom. Who doesn’t love moms?  Want more Heather? You can get more Heather by subscribing to our Substack. Heather loves substacking. Or maybe you’re a freak who wants to call her and leave her a message. You can do that too. Heather loves messages. They make her happy. You want her to be happy, right? Don’t let your favorite mom down. Give her a call. 929-263-4165 Embrace your inner basic bitch and get yourself a Heather tote bag. It’s perfect for bringing home a few bottles of wine and a carton of cigarettes.  Heather would appreciate very much if you would follow her on Twitter.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    52 min
  8. Best of Fupa Jones

    MAY 30

    Best of Fupa Jones

    Who is Fupa Jones? He’s a man with a plan. A rebel without a cause. He’s 3 children in a trench coat. Fupa Jones is all of us. He’s none of us. He’s an Actor, in a bathtub. It’s Fupa Jones’, the actor’s bathtub. The bathtub of Fupa Jones, the actor. Fupa Jones is a poet. A beautiful poet. A hopefully someday award winning poet. He’s the man who brought us the hits Spaceman Dan and Kobe Bryant is on Fire. Is he a drug addled podcaster from Brooklyn? Is he an anti government edge lord? He is all of that, and none of that, and all of that again until it doesn’t exist anymore and you are living in a fever dream of corn and chili dogs. Or maybe he’s not that at all. He’s more of a feeling, or a taste, or one of your other senses. Maybe Fupa Jones is touch? Is he touch? We know he’d love to touch Hunter Biden’s bare ass.  Subscribe to our Substack to get all of Fupa Jones’ beautiful poetry. You like poetry, right? Everyone loves poems.  Want Fupa to watch you urinate? Maybe do a number 2 every so often. Now you can with your very own Fupa Jones shower curtain.  Don’t forget to follow Fupa on Twitter. He loves when you do that.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    44 min
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Ratings & Reviews

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6 Ratings

About

Made in the 70s and acid washed in the 90s Legs & Eggs is Heather, Klem Stump, and Fupa Jones. You’re cool and we know it. You know Baby Jessica was put in a well to die. Your teachers made you watch the Challenger explode on live TV. It isn’t weird that Magic Johnson had AIDS and then didn’t. It’s why you are the way you are. You’ll go places you’ve always thought to go but never wanted to go alone. Like a glory hole or The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. We’ll take you and you won’t have to get wet unless you want to ride down Hunter Biden’s Slip n’ Slide Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    Legs & Eggs
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2024
  • Episodes
    53
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Legs & Eggs
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