Topicopedia

Topicopedia

https://linktr.ee/topicopedia Topicopedia is the podcast where current affairs meet complete nonsense. Every week, Ste & Nicole dive into the biggest stories from Topical Media, read your messages, opinions and questionable life choices, then inevitably get distracted by something completely unrelated. Expect our Off-topic Topic, Judge Jerry (where Uncle Jerry solves modern problems with even more modern solutions), Follow Fast or Scroll Past, Meme of the Week, Jokes of the Week, and whatever random tangents we end up on in between. It’s packed with sarcastic humour, ridiculous conversations, awful puns, plenty of innuendo, and the kind of banter you’d expect from two mates who probably should’ve stayed off the internet. If you like your podcasts funny, a little bit chaotic, and only loosely held together by a running order… welcome to Topicopedia.

  1. 6d ago

    Ep230 | Oops, We're Swingers! Filthy Quizzes & Dating Icks

    Ste and Nicole are back, and somehow a perfectly innocent quiz, a hot tub and a relationship involving a toaster have all ended up in the same episode. This week, there's a Pepsi disaster at the cinema, the eye-watering cost of a Harry Potter souvenir, baby spiders leaving home, and the usual detour through things that probably shouldn't take quite so long to discuss. In Topical Media, we're talking giant pumpkins, AI traffic cameras, Britain's disappearing pubs and broadband “loyalty” offers that don't feel particularly loyal. Ste also has a few words about ChatGPT turning a simple customer-service email into a declaration of war. Then it's time for Explain It Like You're Filthy — a quiz where completely innocent activities sound spectacularly inappropriate. Judge Jerry hears from a man who fears his wife has accidentally agreed to a swingers' night, while modern dating gets the Topicopedia treatment: situationships, breadcrumbing, beige flags, the ick, love bombing, the three-month rule and ghosting. Expect double entendres, swearing, questionable advice and the usual Ste-and-Nicole chaos. 🌐 Topicopedia.online 00:00 Welcome to Episode 230 04:24 Websites, work and card designs 09:40 The baby spiders are leaving 11:16 Cinema prices and the Pepsi disaster 17:06 Harry Potter and the £15 souvenir 20:08 Roadworks and delivery-driver shortcuts 23:30 Heat pumps and heating costs 25:00 Lidl treats and bakery chat 29:45 Listener feedback and the Topicopedia song 33:01 Topical Media: headlines and politics 40:30 Giant pumpkins and unusual records 41:59 AI traffic cameras: safety or surveillance? 43:55 Are Britain's pubs disappearing? 46:50 Broadband loyalty and ChatGPT emails 52:31 Explain It Like You're Filthy 1:14:04 Judge Jerry: accidental swingers 1:16:40 Modern dating: situationships and breadcrumbing 1:19:29 Beige flags and the ick 1:23:12 Love bombing and the three-month rule 1:27:02 Ghosting #Topicopedia #ComedyPodcast #UKPodcast #BritishHumour #JudgeJerry #ModernDating #DatingIcks #Podcast230

    Ep230 | Oops, We're Swingers! Filthy Quizzes & Dating Icks

  2. Oct 7

    EP229 | GREASE NIPPLES, PRICK PUNCHES & DRUNK AI

    Nicole breaks WordPress, Ste contemplates reporting a gas worker smoking next to a massive hole, and somehow that's one of the more sensible parts of Episode 229. This week we discover the surprisingly filthy world of completely innocent terminology. Grease nipples, shafts, ballcocks, butt joints, thrust washers, flanges and the magnificent prick punch all get exactly the level of maturity you'd expect from Topicopedia. Elsewhere, police are called after a family claims they were attacked by a ghost, researchers deliberately get AI drunk, facial recognition manages to scan half a million people without catching anybody, and rich people are apparently willing to spend ridiculous amounts of money pretending they're on The Traitors. Then Judge Jerry tackles a girlfriend who's been sharing arguments, screenshots and intimate details with her group chat — leaving her boyfriend feeling like his penis has acquired its own Trustpilot page. We also put modern technology through Follow Fast or Scroll Past: Smart Edition, including smart doorbells, chatbots, smart watches, robot hoovers and self-driving cars. Plus Meme of the Week, your feedback and another thoroughly questionable collection of Jokes of the Week. 🌐 Vote, send us feedback and find everything Topicopedia at Topicopedia.online 00:00 – Welcome to Episode 229 13:12 – Your feedback 18:12 – Weird news: brothels, robot dogs, ghosts & drunk AI 37:09 – Off Topic Topic: It’s Not How It Sounds 1:04:58 – Judge Jerry: The Group Chat 1:14:55 – Follow Fast or Scroll Past: Smart Edition 1:43:11 – Meme of the Week 1:46:24 – Jokes of the Week 1:48:57 – Outro #Topicopedia #ComedyPodcast #BritishPodcast #UKPodcast #FunnyPodcast #DrunkAI #JudgeJerry #UncleJerry #SmartTech #MemeOfTheWeek #JokesOfTheWeek #PodcastComedy

    EP229 | GREASE NIPPLES, PRICK PUNCHES & DRUNK AI

  3. Sep 30

    EP228 | T.J. HUGHES: T**s, Jizz, Handjobs, Underwear, Gags, Horn & Endless Shagging

    EP228 | T.J. HUGHES: T**s, Jizz, Handjobs, Underwear, Gags, Horn & Endless Shagging What does T.J. Hughes actually stand for? Well… apparently Ste and Nicole have some ideas, and somewhere around the hour mark they become so pleased with one of them that they actually stop the show and declare it the episode title. Before we get there, Ste accidentally joins the Ninja elite after winning a £175 air fryer, while Nicole’s week from hell continues with a written-off Ford Galaxy, an insurance offer that somehow gets better, and the sensible advice to take the money and run. Then there’s listener feedback, Bonnie Blue, an Inbetweeners midlife crisis, Michael Barrymore’s surprisingly exciting new fridge, thieves expecting expensive NVIDIA kit and reportedly ending up with a load of sand, plus another thoroughly irresponsible round of What Does It Stand For? Later, Judge Jerry tackles an extremely delicate personal-hygiene problem, before we judge Temu, TikTok Shop, subscription boxes and more in Follow Fast or Scroll Past. Then it’s Meme of the Week and Jokes of the Week to finish. Basically, another perfectly sensible episode of Topicopedia. 🌐 Topicopedia.online Explicit episode. #Topicopedia #ComedyPodcast #UKPodcast #TJHughes #JudgeJerry #PodcastComedy #NinjaAirFryer #MichaelBarrymore #MemeOfTheWeek #JokesOfTheWeek 00:00:00 Intro – spiders, politics & oversharing 00:03:42 Ste wins a £175 Ninja Air Fryer 00:05:37 Nicole's week from hell 00:09:28 Take the insurance money and RUN 00:13:35 Listener Feedback 00:23:08 Topical Media – Bonnie Blue and more 00:30:28 The Inbetweeners hit middle age 00:34:18 Michael Barrymore has a new fridge 00:40:29 The NVIDIA heist that ended in sand 00:41:23 More of the week's news 00:43:41 Off Topic – What Does It Stand For? 01:00:45 T.J. Hughes gives us the episode title 01:15:50 Judge Jerry 01:23:32 Follow Fast or Scroll Past 01:41:50 Meme of the Week 01:44:21 Jokes of the Week 01:47:30 Outro

    EP228 | T.J. HUGHES: T**s, Jizz, Handjobs, Underwear, Gags, Horn & Endless Shagging

  4. Sep 23

    EP227 | WHICH ANIMALS COULD WE BEAT IN A FIGHT?

    Which animals could Ste and Nicole actually beat in a fight? A goose seems possible. A kangaroo changes the mood considerably. This week, Nicole’s attempt to build a website leads into an M&S trip, a car crash and the joys of dealing with insurance. We get stuck into your listener feedback and the week’s news, then Judge Jerry hears about a drunk uncle who dropped a family secret at his niece’s wedding. There’s also a verdict on our screen time habits, Meme of the Week and a final round of rude jokes. Tell us which animal you reckon you could take - and vote for your favourite meme at Topicopedia.online. #Topicopedia #ComedyPodcast #BritishPodcast #AnimalsYouCouldBeat #JudgeJerry #PodcastUK

    EP227 | WHICH ANIMALS COULD WE BEAT IN A FIGHT?

  5. Sep 16

    EP226 | Crotch Goblins, Supermarket Rage & Judge Jerry’s Wedding Verdict

    EP226 | Crotch Goblins, Supermarket Rage & Judge Jerry’s Wedding Verdict Crotch goblins, supermarket rage, New York mole people, common sense and a child-free wedding that somehow ends up in Judge Jerry’s courtroom. Welcome to Topicopedia EP226. 🎙️😂 This week, Ste and Nicole get into listener feedback, some of the stranger stories making the headlines, people apparently emerging from New York manholes, trees getting rights and Chester Zoo’s slightly unfortunate predator ticket wording. Then it’s this week’s Off Topic Topic: the things other people’s kids do in public that drive us absolutely mad — sticky fingers, seat kicking, blocking aisles and parents pretending not to notice. Judge Jerry returns to rule on a child-free wedding that somehow turns into a plan to use a new mum’s house as an unofficial childcare centre. After that, it’s supermarket edition of Follow Fast or Scroll Past, Meme of the Week and a final selection of jokes that probably shouldn’t have made it onto the internet. 👇 Let us know your thoughts in the comments and vote for Meme of the Week at Topicopedia.online. 👍 Like 🔔 Subscribe 💬 Comment 📤 Share it with somebody whose “common sense” needs reviewing. ⏱️ CHAPTERS 00:00 - Intro 02:50 - B&M bargains, spiders & the weekly catch-up 15:36 - Andy’s Segment / Listener Feedback 21:50 - This Week’s News 37:21 - Off Topic Topic: Other People’s Crotch Goblins 1:02:12 - Judge Jerry: The Child-Free Wedding 1:10:52 - Follow Fast or Scroll Past: Supermarket Edition 1:32:58 - Meme of the Week 1:36:38 - Jokes of the Week 1:40:41 - Outro #Topicopedia #Podcast #UKPodcast #ComedyPodcast #BritishHumour #FunnyPodcast #JudgeJerry #PodcastClips #CrotchGoblins #Supermarket #Funny #Comedy

    EP226 | Crotch Goblins, Supermarket Rage & Judge Jerry’s Wedding Verdict

  6. Sep 9

    EP225 | WETHERSPOONS PLATES ARE BRANDING GENIUS

    EP225 | WETHERSPOONS PLATES ARE BRANDING GENIUS Episode 225 starts with autumn, technical gremlins and the remains of the NFT boom before heading into stolen Guinness, driverless taxis, a 35-day film, USB-sniffing police dogs and another selection of news stories that reality probably should have rejected. We also discover why Wetherspoons plates are instantly recognisable, compare modern nights out, learn some strange facts about the brain and hand Judge Jerry a paternity-and-blackmail case that gets more ridiculous with every sentence. Then it is holiday arguments, Meme of the Week and some properly dreadful jokes. 00:00 Welcome back — autumn, aching Nicole & technical gremlins 03:02 Listener feedback — NFTs, Japan vending machines & famous cats 11:27 Notable News — stolen Guinness & mosquito worries 15:00 Robo-taxis, the 35-day film & other rabbit holes 19:33 Kinky the eagle, USB-sniffing dogs, Malört & Ukraine 24:19 Wetherspoons plates, pub hopping & changing nightlife 33:02 Nicole’s big family milestone, Home Bargains & Sayers 36:35 Off Topic — strange things your brain does 46:36 Judge Jerry — Coventry paternity chaos 55:29 Follow Fast or Scroll Past — holiday edition 1:16:03 Meme of the Week — Toby “Harvery” vs Newton 1:18:51 Jokes of the Week & outro #Topicopedia #ComedyPodcast #UKPodcast #Podcast #JudgeJerry #PodcastClips #BritishComedy #Wetherspoons

    EP225 | WETHERSPOONS PLATES ARE BRANDING GENIUS

  7. Sep 2

    EP224 | Bonnie Blue, Dad’s Secret Subscription & a Very Awkward Baby Question

    EP224 | Bonnie Blue, Dad’s Secret Subscription & a Very Awkward Baby Question Nicole is back from Cornwall with a new coffee machine and a Nintendo Switch, and it doesn’t take long for things to deteriorate. We get filthy with personalised Christmas baubles, discover what scientists think cats are saying with their urine, hear about cheese-ball motorway chaos and discuss a horrifying superglue DIY fix. Then it’s things that feel illegal but aren’t, driving arguments, Meme of the Week and a particularly messy fictional Judge Jerry case involving an adult video, a tattoo, Dad’s secret subscription and a baby nobody is prepared to speculate about. Plus, of course, some terrible jokes. 00:00 Welcome back - Cornwall, coffee & gaming 05:26 Catch-up - Tomodachi Life and “f**k it, we ball” 11:01 Rude laser-cut Christmas baubles 12:42 Listener feedback & Andy Says 24:19 Topicopedia News 33:15 Cheese-ball chaos & the superglue disaster 39:26 Bonnie Blue, the baby & the comment section 43:19 Off Topic - Things that feel illegal but aren’t 50:19 Judge Jerry - the family dinner disaster 59:47 Driving debates - lane hoggers, learners & parking 1:14:25 Meme of the Week 1:16:49 Jokes of the Week #Topicopedia #ComedyPodcast #UKPodcast #Podcast #JudgeJerry #PodcastClips #BritishComedy

    EP224 | Bonnie Blue, Dad’s Secret Subscription & a Very Awkward Baby Question

  8. Aug 26

    EP223 | 38k by Mistake?

    EP223 | £38k by mistake? A neighbour row escalates into CCTV, spreadsheets, Who Let The Dogs Out and retaliatory Cocomelon before Judge Jerry delivers his verdict. Plus a £38,611 British Gas mistake, AI shoplifters, useless AI emails, aliens, secret millions, dinosaurs in a tank and some properly questionable jokes. 07:23 — AI email loop / “I’ll pass this onto a human” 14:07 — Andy Burnham / fake Trump chief of staff 18:37 — British Gas £38,611.59 mistake 22:15 — AI wrongly flags comedy promoter as a shoplifter 25:35 — Hiding being secretly rich 30:17 — Taking an army tank back to see the dinosaurs 39:23 — Ricky Gervais / aliens / Stanley Cup 49:37 — Who Let The Dogs Out vs Cocomelon / Gary’s spreadsheet 53:36 — Judge Jerry / “Cold War started with Excel” 1:11:30 — Jokes / awkward holiday postcard #Topicopedia #ComedyPodcast #BritishPodcast #FunnyPodcast #JudgeJerry #PodcastClips #UKComedy #NeighbourFromHell #AI #AdultHumour #ComedyClips #PodcastUK

    EP223 | 38k by Mistake?
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https://linktr.ee/topicopedia Topicopedia is the podcast where current affairs meet complete nonsense. Every week, Ste & Nicole dive into the biggest stories from Topical Media, read your messages, opinions and questionable life choices, then inevitably get distracted by something completely unrelated. Expect our Off-topic Topic, Judge Jerry (where Uncle Jerry solves modern problems with even more modern solutions), Follow Fast or Scroll Past, Meme of the Week, Jokes of the Week, and whatever random tangents we end up on in between. It’s packed with sarcastic humour, ridiculous conversations, awful puns, plenty of innuendo, and the kind of banter you’d expect from two mates who probably should’ve stayed off the internet. If you like your podcasts funny, a little bit chaotic, and only loosely held together by a running order… welcome to Topicopedia.

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  • Creator
    Topicopedia
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    308
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © All rights reserved
  • Show Website
    Topicopedia