Midnight Crisis

Ben Moore
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Your new favourite podcast, hosted by two hilarious, attractive and humble Aussie's.

  1. Episode 87 - Making Ends Meat

    Jun 3

    Episode 87 - Making Ends Meat

    "And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy" - We play the Jeffrey Epstein and Luke Skywalker game. - Nobody stumbles home after a visit the ophthalmologist that leaves her nearly blind. - We discuss how a ‘top 30 headache’ can mean vastly different things for men and women. - We reminisce about the early days of Facebook and Nobody’s most cringeworthy posts. - Nobody has a new business proposal for desexing your pets on the go. - Ben faces a dilemma while getting his car serviced. - Ben dives into his group chat for the first ever ‘Darren’s musings’.

    57 min
  2. Episode 86 - I Have Diarrhoea, Let Me In!

    May 14

    Episode 86 - I Have Diarrhoea, Let Me In!

    "The only time I feel I might get better is when we are together" - Ben doesn’t want the obligation of dealing with your dead body. - Nobody lost her grandma’s ashes. - We plan Nobody’s funeral and her partners commiseration handjob. - Nobody asks if you’d let a stranger with diarrhea into your house. - Nobody outlines exactly what she’d use the superpower of ‘bowel vision’ for. - Ben dreams up a way for Nobody to get rich babysitting. - We brainstorm responses to the cute goodnight message Ben received. - We discuss brother lovin’ in The White Lotus. - Nobody is having a bad hair day and hasn’t had a haircut in many years. - We swap Uber ratings and call for an end to the five-star rating system. - Ben asks what is the best music to listen to during an MRI?

    1h 9m
  3. Episode 85 – Are You Calling Moi A Dipsh*t?

    Apr 21

    Episode 85 – Are You Calling Moi A Dipsh*t?

    "I want someone to try, or let me down easy, easy tonight" - Ben is confused by the condoms in airport bathrooms. - We ponder what the inside of our nose smells like. - The Toni and Ryan podcast is giving Ben a glimpse into a parallel universe. - Nobody thinks our childhood town of Research would be the perfect setting for a small-town murder mystery. - Ben has a run in with a mentally healthy gang of youths. - We both get stuck in conversations with old men. - We discuss our aversion to hugging our friends. - Nobody has a café couch etiquette dilemma. - Ben feels sorry for Stranger Things’ ‘Dipshit Derek’. - Nobody buys exactly one kilo of bananas.

    1h 3m
  4. Episode 84 – Esprit de Café

    Mar 18

    Episode 84 – Esprit de Café

    "I think I got to know your body" - Ben thinks we need a name for the back of the knee. - We discuss accidentally sending dirty messages to the group chat. - Ben attends the Grand Prix and buys the world’s most expensive dental floss. - Ben has some follow up questions about Nobody’s love of Ferris wheels and the World’s Fair. - Prompted by the Toni & Ryan podcast, Nobody asks what percentage of each other bodies we have seen. - Nobody keeps booking hotel rooms with windows to the bathroom. - Nobody accidentally texts Ben a dirty Resident Evil meme. - Nobody has a café etiquette question about eating outside food. - We share our disdain for paid public toilets. - Nobody visits an empty restaurant and gets put on display.

    1h 14m
  5. Episode 83 – Ohhhhh!

    Mar 3

    Episode 83 – Ohhhhh!

    "All we are is dust in the wind" - Nobody is done with personal growth. - Someone is stealing Ben’s Fijian sand! - Ben’s stomach starts speaking to him. - Nobody wants to visit the World’s Fair.

    1 hr
  6. Episode 82 – Swimmers Suit

    Feb 10

    Episode 82 – Swimmers Suit

    "I'll take you to the candy shop. I'll let you lick the lollipop." - Ben wonders if we should trust Trojan condoms and we brainstorm the politest way to say ‘raw dogging’. - We launch our new brand of customised condoms. - Nobody feeds Ben the worst candy he’s ever had. - We cheap out on sunscreen and face the consequences. - Nobody returns from Bali with dengue fever. Aka. The poor man’s Ozempic. - Nobody claims she knows the speed of farts and can identify a farters gender. - We dig into the winter Olympics aerial skier crotch controversy. - We wonder what Jesus would have thought of hot cross buns. - We cap off 2025 by answering the burning questions about Ben’s Christmas lunch and the Gävle goat. - Ben invents ‘window towel’ and gets a new car. - Nobody wants more people to adopt the ‘in person indicator’ move.

    1h 6m
  7. Episode 81 – Comedy Is Subjective

    12/19/2025

    Episode 81 – Comedy Is Subjective

    "And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the navy" - We make the common mistake of confusing Glenn Close with Glen Powell. - Ben gets embroiled in a case of mistaken identity at the massage parlour. - Ben provides a Christmas penguin update. - Ben introduces his family to Aunty Donna with disastrous results. - We discuss our positions on standing ovations. - Nobody wonders why Billy Joel is taking shots at the navy.

    1h 8m
  8. Episode 80 – Stand Still And Burn

    12/01/2025

    Episode 80 – Stand Still And Burn

    "'Cause baby, now we got bad blood" - Ben is perplexed by the ‘void if scratched’ part of scratch off lottery tickets. - We analyse the two types of zoot suits. - We check in with the Gävle Goat for the first time in 2025. - We discuss giant pants and ‘button up people’. - Nobody tries to attend a yoga class and ends up in an unusual situation. - Nobody explains her theory on why Taylor Swift might be the Zodiac Killer. - Ben may have let a murderer into the building. - Two penguins may be attending the Moore family Christmas this year. - The new season of The Witcher sparks a Liam Hemsworth vs Henry Cavill debate and more...

    1h 21m
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Your new favourite podcast, hosted by two hilarious, attractive and humble Aussie's.

Information

  • Creator
    Ben Moore
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    89
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2021
  • Show Website
    Midnight Crisis