Wooden Spoon Survivors

Crystal and David

Two Portuguese American cousins talking about life's ups and downs, current issues and the drama that stems from being a descendant of chasing the American dream.

  1. 08/23/2023

    Living the American Nightmare

    We get deep into the numbers and statistics of our housing crisis in the US and do what millennials do best, we cry about it! We analyze the current situation that is the housing crisis, we discuss what it was like for boomers living in the 70s and Gen X in the 90s compared to our current situation. We laugh out loud and cry internally...

  2. 03/22/2023

    Humans are a bunch of A-Holes...

    David and I hit the "Am I the A*****e?" (AITA) Reddit posts and put our 2 cents in on who we think is a piece of shit and who is not. Funny stories that may strike a nerve or two, but we also want to know your thoughts!

  3. 02/08/2023

    UnHoly

    David and Crystal have a discussion about religion and spirituality. Our own experiences, where we draw the line and how we just need to be good humans regardless of our beliefs. We talk about speaking in tongues, possible power of prayer and the Church of Satan? Trigger warning: The ugly side of religion is discussed in this episode which includes sexual assault and abuse against women and minors. We do not condone this behavior, and do not take it lightly.

  4. 12/21/2022

    Yes Chef!

    David goes over the ins and outs of the culinary world. Debunks misconceptions, answers Crystal's questions that you all have probably had yourself and goes over what grinds his culinary gears and how to become a master chef yourself, or at least how to get into the industry.

  5. 12/14/2022

    Mo Money, Mo Problems?

    David and I throw a bitch fit about the struggles growing up not knowing smart money management and not having anyone to bail us out when we needed it financially. We talk about growing up poor and how that sets the tone for your life either sink, tread water or swim like you have a shark behind you! Everyone hates a rich a*****e and we know a few...

  6. 12/07/2022

    Fun, Friendly, Game Night

    David and Crystal face off head to head with 3 different games. Song association, 2 truths and a lie and being tested on trivia that relates to their careers.  It's gonna be intense, there will be screaming but no bloodshed. Yet...

  7. 11/30/2022

    If you're not first, you're last!

    We have a big announcement to share this episode which brings back so many memories about growing up and being the oldest of 3 siblings!  Between being chased by a knife yielding 6 year old, watching out siblings crash into our fence or being black mailed for $5, life growing up was not ordinary! We definitely went through somethings that made us grow up a little faster than we wanted but it made is who we are today!

  8. 11/16/2022

    Let’s talk about Infertility

    Crystal gives a crash course on the struggles and causes of Infertility, family planning and how to not go at it alone. Don’t wait and we are here for you!

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About

Two Portuguese American cousins talking about life's ups and downs, current issues and the drama that stems from being a descendant of chasing the American dream.

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  • Creator
    Crystal and David
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2023
  • Episodes
    22
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Crystal and David
  • Show Website
    Wooden Spoon Survivors