Wet Beaks

Simo

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Your guess is as good as ours. Dip your toes in the water. Get your beak wet. Giving degenerates, the mentally unhinged, and straight-up fuckfaces a proper home. New episodes every week until we develop cirrhosis.

10/11/2022

Ep. 9 - free me from this mortal coil

We back with the introspection on this one. Da boys discuss repressed memories, velociraptor wrangling, and the ethics of hitting cyclists with our cars. Takes us a bit longer to hit our stride for this one so if you might just wana tune in halfway thru. Be sure to subscribe to our Patreon that doesn't exist yet
09/28/2022

Ep. 8 - degenerate's guide to the universe

Y'all ever met my man D rugs? Dominic Ruggieri? The boys sell out and do a s****y tier ranking system for the uneducated masses. Also I suck at uploading episodes so here's a double dose, two-for-one special of these reprehensible recordings.
09/28/2022

Ep. 7 - f**k my ass and call me a mormon

The boys start drinking s****y seltzers, talk over each other, and say some dumb shit. Drew makes some revealing comments. Legal team working overtime on this one.
08/13/2022

Ep. 6 - sewer rats sprinkled with meth

Heady topics on this week's episode. Cracking down to brass tax, covering the real issues at hand here folks. The fellas mull over the proper ways to dispose of a body, the fentanyl epidemic, and why we need to perform an exorcism on Drew's cat. Using this conversation to launch our political careers, see us on the ballot for city councilman this fall.
08/03/2022

Ep. 5 - ultrasound on my balls

We find out Sam is forklift certified so watch out folks. Workplace accidents, first baby words, and psychedelic projections abound on this week's episode. Legalize sex work so simo's dad doesn't go to jail plz
07/20/2022

Ep. 4 - you don't mess with the zyn (ft. natertot)

Special guest episode, oh yeah. Our boy Nate comes thru to discuss adam sandler's filmography, the non-existent benefits of alcohol, and iLadies. Surprisingly minimal coverage of our bodily fluids this week. We're gonna bash simo with a lead pipe if he keeps saying 'like' every like 2 seconds again. Had to fire another round of interns so we can get a speech language pathologist on the budget. What a time to beak alive.
07/05/2022

Ep. 3 - egg on our faces

Super dry beaks this week. Boys talk ASMR, early-onset dementia, and bawdy times at church. Getting mooked in the electric nicotine lounge until we have to sell our kidneys.
06/23/2022

Ep. 2 - i stabbed a guy one time

We found a bunch of cheap underpaid interns to fix the audio. Sam's vape is still blowing like a jet engine in the background but that's part of the homey touches folks. I want to say so much more in this description but I'm hung up on the proper spelling of bukkakke. I keep getting the red squiggly lines under bukkake and bukakke shouldn't be this hard to type and I don't wana make the mistake of trying to type it into google again.
06/23/2022

Ep. 1 - statue of limitations

The audio sucks real bad on this one. Our budget got slashed and we had to fire our team of interns. The boys talk past crimes, viggo mortensen, and completely neglect to introduce the show. You're probably better off re-watching the Sopranos for the 5th time instead of listening to this. We got a little too beaked for this one.

9 Episodes

Your guess is as good as ours. Dip your toes in the water. Get your beak wet. Giving degenerates, the mentally unhinged, and straight-up fuckfaces a proper home. New episodes every week until we develop cirrhosis.

Creator

Simo
Years Active

2022
Episodes

9
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

© Simo
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Wet Beaks