Poetry Meditations

Easton E

Welcome to Poetry Meditations where I read you short stories and poems about whatever I like. Narrated by Easton E.

  1. Dutch Oven Ham Recipe

    07/11/2023

    Dutch Oven Ham Recipe

    Ingredients * 1 quarter ham boneless, pre-cooked or smoked, refrigerated - ours was about 4 lbs. * 1/2 c pineapple juice or fresh orange juice * 1 c brown sugar * 1/2 c honey * 1/4 c water cold * 3 tbsp cornstarch * 1 onion sliced * 4 sprigs fresh thyme * 4-5 whole cloves optional Instructions * Preheat your oven to 350 degrees. Place your boneless, sliced, quartered, pre cooked/smoked ham cut side down into your dutch oven.
 * Slice your onion and sprinkle into pot. Push whole cloves into your ham if you want to add these for flavor.
 * Whisk together your brown sugar, pineapple juice, and honey well and pour this on top of your ham.
 * Lay fresh sprigs of thyme on top and around ham.
 * Put lid on and put into oven. Bake a smoked ham for 15 minutes per pound approximately or until internal temp. taken in the middle of your ham reaches 145 degrees. (refer to cook time chart in post, time depends on type of ham you have). Baste half way through if you're able.
 * Take ham out and put on to a cutting board, allow it to rest while you are making ham glaze.
 * Take out and discard sprigs of thyme. Take onions out and put into a bowl to serve on the side.
 * Put dutch oven on your stovetop on medium heat (or pour liquid into a small pot if you'd rather). In a small bowl combine 1/4 c. cold water and 3 tbsp of cornstarch. Whisk together.
 * Once ham liquid bubbles consistently, pour your cornstarch mixture into the pot and stir.
 * Continue to stir as it thickens (won't take much longer than a minute or so to reach a thick consistency once it's continually bubbling). Remove from heat and pour into a gravy boat to serve on the table and pour on top of ham slices.
 * Slice your ham if it isn't already and serve along side ham glaze and onions.

    2 min
  2. Breakup Letter

    07/11/2023

    Breakup Letter

    Dear Loser. [Chris!!!!! I thought you liked me you said it yourself I hate you People only say you asked me out because you needed a date fo the dance and that after the dance you would dump me well guess what basterti dumped you cause you were thinking that i cheated on you i didnt so like idiots that you guys are and so smart that you are you called me a slut. I hung up on you cause you tol me it on the phone because i guess you werent man enough to tell me it in my face lI hate you and als. guess what my mother hates you to that she the one who put me to do this , you come to breakfast every moming and I aint stupid you try to sit next to me and my lil bro who only 7YRS old hates you to and dont even know what you did and is always blocking your chair hahalI went out with another boy after you and after we were over you an idiot dares you even tried to ask me out again i didnt break up with him for you OKI I hate you ive always hated you spreading to everyone that i cheated on you when you just got jealouse that i used to talk to your friends to your so jealouse you automatically think i like them well guess maybe i do maybe i dont gotta problem you aint my boyfriend anymore I dont have to tell you who i like or who iam with and why got it i dont like you anymore the other day you told me that I have to tell you who I like or who Iam thinking of going out with its none of your buisness got that to you loserlI hate you an I know you still like me but i dont like you i dont care what your stupid friends say you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons u accidentally say you hugged me i will never like you again I HATE YOU I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS DAMN WORLDDDDDDDDDD id rather date a spider or rat den u ur soooo waly and fat I!!!!!!||! And then saving that i loooooooved you pleassssel!!!!!||I/Your such n ass wipe n bastert!! I HATE Y0000000000U Well bi vou piece of shit i have more things to do right now then remember YOU

    3 min

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Welcome to Poetry Meditations where I read you short stories and poems about whatever I like. Narrated by Easton E.