Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete
  • 4.3 (36)
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

  1. 1d ago

    Woman Survives Botched Execution | EP214

    On this week’s episode of Luke & Pete Talking Sheet, the boys discuss the shocking story of a death row inmate who survived a botched execution, before acting out how they’d handle the situation themselves. Pete opens up to Luke about the embarrassment he felt after suffering a panic attack on the motorway. And this week’s dilemma comes from a man whose wife grew up in a filthy household. After spending some time staying with her family, she’s started picking up their old dirty habits, and he’s not happy about it. All this and more on this week’s episode of Luke & Pete Talking Sheet! To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro  2:49 footballer knocks out sexual attacker  10:58 wrestling naked  23:38 panic attack  31:26 death row convict survives two injections 53:19 dilemma: my wife and her family are unclean

  2. Oct 6

    He Did Gay Scenes for Money But Swears He’s Straight | EP213

    On this week’s episode, the boys discuss influencer Big Stacks, who says he’s straight despite having appeared in gay adult films — apparently, it was all about the money. Meanwhile, Pete gets caught up in a three-way road-rage incident, and Luke somehow ends up in a fight over a pizza. What is wrong with these boys? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 good looking Patreons  6:13 “my mum tries to join on the joke” 8:13 argument in a pizza shop  15:02 Pete’s road rage again 22:16 insight into male gynaecologist 40:43 when you accidentally call someone gay  44:31 circumcision 50:55 she sexted her friend and she sent it to her whole family 1:15:24 sleeping with a man for money but you’re not gay “big stacks” the influencer story

  3. Sep 29

    “I’ve Cheated on Every partner I’ve Ever Had” | EP212

    Guys, you have to listen to this one all the way through. Luke tests Pete with some riddles, then tells him the funniest story he’s ever heard. They tackle two dilemmas: one from a woman who can’t stop cheating on her boyfriends, and another from someone who’s been married for 14 years and is back in contact with an ex. Then Luke and Pete act out a scenario involving a teacher and pupil who’ve fallen in love. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro + funny racist comments  5:23 Pete try’s to solves Luke riddle  8:47 “funniest story I’ve heard in while” + abnormalities  24:38 fool me once… 30:19 Pete has an Indian wedding and he is scared  44:43 German police hunt fake serial killer  49:21 this can’t be true  51:48 if your son was swapped at birth… 1:00:08 I can’t stop cheating  1:07:16 married for 14 years but… 1:15:44 if you was a teacher and… scenario

  4. Sep 22

    “Why Men Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Choose Gifts” | EP211

    On this weeks episode Luke calls out Pete for the gift he bought his partner and Pete tells the hilarious story of a German man he played videos games with online who took it way to seriously.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro  1:48 gorillas look human  6:32 Pete Bee facts or fiction  12:01 people who take video games too seriously  17:25 family stresses me out  28:01 someone crashed into my car and i gave chase  35:01 is ok to name call when angry? 48:23 is he a selfish partner?  58:41 John gotti telling off his grandson  1:05:28 voice note story

  5. Sep 15

    Teacher’s YouTube History Got Him FIRED | EP210

    This week, the boys discuss the teacher who was fired after his pupils discovered what he’d been searching for on YouTube. Pete argues that animal names are sexist, and an innocent man’s photo is mistakenly linked to one of the worst crimes imaginable. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro + Pete taking shots at his brother  6:47 Pete’s theory: animal names are sexist  15:43 “woman turns me off by braking the 4th wall in p*orn  20:11 Pete thinks he is closer to white than black  26:04 teacher fired for YouTube history  32:05 mans image wrongly used for child p*rn news story  43:39 man stabbed and the injury didn’t kill him but… 53:12 never sleep with a friends ex even if they say it’s ok  1:06:21 “I don’t know how to feel about same sex couples in church”

  6. Sep 8

    “Why I Struggle With Having a Daughter” | EP209

    Luke explains why being a dad to a daughter comes with conversations no man is ever prepared for. Plus, we get into self-snitching, the Tupac murder trial, and why some people seemingly cannot stop providing evidence against themselves. Another episode of bad decisions, uncomfortable truths and conversations that probably shouldn’t be recorded. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro  5:55 2pac murder trial + self snitching  17:57 “one of the reason I would never kill someone” 21:02 most “gangsters” regret their choices eventually 23:48 “if something happened to me would you avenge me?” 27:14 if society broke down 31:46 nobody get bail for murder except… 37:37 “half my life is over if I’m lucky” 39:18 Pete’s conspiracy theory of the week  46:42 Dilemma: I looked at my some camera roll and saw…  48:59 Awkward moments being a dad to a girl 56:08 back to dilemma  58:40 homeschooling

  7. Sep 1

    “She Snuck Me Into a Domestic Violence Safe House” | EP208

    Luke was dating a woman who snuck him into a domestic violence refuge — and all hell broke loose when they were caught. Pete wonders whether Chinese and Korean people can tell each other apart, leading to the incredible story of families separated by the Korean War finally being reunited decades later. And Luke tells the story of a man who spent 24 years searching for his kidnapped son. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 intro + “Don’t hate us because you don’t agree” 15:15 anti violence protester arrested for having in gun he found  17:23 watching people secretly from your window  20:58 locking eye 22:58 “ive been knocked out with a hammer” 26:31 how dirty would a woman have to be to put you off? 44:47 how Asians look a like + and reuniting with lost family after war 54:33 Japan lets you “disappear”  1:00:25 “ A woman snuck me into a domestic violence refuge” 1:05:53 “people I’ve know as a kid shot dead”  1:09:25 Pete get philosophical about parenting  1:25:28 woman found adopted sister but mum getting in the way

  8. Aug 25

    “I Made Over £100,000 From Drugs… Then Lost It All” | EP207 Luke & Pete

    A homeless man gets £100,000 and loses it all in six months — and Luke is horrified to realise he understands exactly how it happened. Luke and Pete invent a completely new way of communicating live on air, while Pete watches one survival show and decides he could now survive in the wild. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss  https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 is Pete still in the closet?7:45 beings a craftsmen 13:02 homeless man given £100,000 broke again in 6 months 22:54 Luke & Pete invent their own communication 33:33 “I don’t spend my money”35:48 Pete thinks he could survive in the wild because of a tv show he watched 51:49 “could you kill a rabbit?”56:18 knocking one out on a family car journey as kid dad caught me

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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!

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  • Creator
    Luke and Pete
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    219
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Luke and Pete
  • Show Website
    Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

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