Here's The Thing

He’s such a big strong legend

15 minutes of my life I can never get back says The New York Enquirer. The podcast starts out with the shrill voice and statistically improbable analysis by the so called expert Juggz. His take on this season’s rankings borders on a Qanon conspiracy theory. It was an impressive level of cognitive dissonance even for someone who believes “birds” are “real”. Thankfully his co-host Taylor, with his glorious stache, brought order to the fold by blankety insulting various groups and getting blacked out on boxed wine while doing it. Despite not being on camera, his love for America shines through and the listener can almost hear the waving American flag on his overalls if you but listen close enough. 5/7 - would listen to next week’s episode.