Functional Chaos Podcast

Dev, Jade, and Kali
  • 5.0 (3)
  • Comedy
  • Updated Semiweekly

Just 3 unhinged goofballs doing the best we can to host a podcast! Life is way too unforgiving to be so judgmental and serious. We want to create an atmosphere like, girls night in! A space to talk about things that matter, while also bullsh*tting about thing that don’t!

  1. 08/25/2025

    Ep. 88 I’m A Big Mess & I Cannot Lie | SISTER SIGNS S4E10

    Welcome to another chaotic episode! This was recorded a month and a half ago… We are again sorry this has reached you so late, but we hope you can forgive us with being here now. Life be f**king us hard y’all, we can’t even fully express all the turmoil that has been thrown at us. We love our podcast, and bringing new episodes to escape into and girl talk with a couple goofy dumbasses! This episode we talk about all the sister signs and how they help and repel each other. How every sister sign can bring out things in the other that makes the duo dynamic! We also tangent off on some compatibility. Truthfully, during our research we noticed that there are so many differing opinions on what signs are most compatible with the other, that the only conclusion we could make is that this would have to be talk about by a real astrology professional because anything online is severely biased😅🤷‍♀️. Sorry Not Sorry.💋 Hope you enjoy this topic and we’ll see you next episode! 🩷🩵💚 Sister Signs: https://astrotalk.com/astrology-blog/sister-zodiac-sign-meaning-and-astrology-of-sister-signs-insideastro-iajj-7/#Virgo_and_Pisces Compatability: https://astrotalk.com/astrology-blog/sister-zodiac-sign-meaning-and-astrology-of-sister-signs-insideastro-iajj-7/#Virgo_and_Pisces   Share Your Stories w/ Us:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform  Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

    51 min

  2. 08/04/2025

    Ep. 87 Who The Hell Is You? | ASTROLOGY HOUSES (Part Two) S4E9

    Wow!! It’s been a little minute since we posted a video. Fun fact, 2 days after this episode was recorded, Kali’s sweet grandma passed away and there have been a lot of stuff happening in life. So we needed to take a couple months off. BUT!! We are back! This episode we finish up the Houses of astrology! Houses 7-12! We also give insist to what that means for our specific chart and how you can find out your own houses, signs, and planetary alignments✨. We hope you enjoy this episode, and come back for our next episode where we talk about sister signs and compatibility.🖤 🩷🩵💚 Houses Website: https://www.astrology.com/houses  Co-Star on Houses: https://www.costarastrology.com/how-does-astrology-work/houses   Share Your Stories w/ Us:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform  Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

    1 hr

  3. 05/12/2025

    Ep. 86 Chaos Swiss Cheese Pudding Brain | ASTROLOGY HOUSES (Part One) S4E8

    Full Disclosure, we tried our very best y’all🙈😅! But if you didn’t want chaos, why are you here?😂🤭 Truly one of the most complicating things we ever attempted to learn happened on a day where Kali’s chronic illness brain would not allow her to be a person. So I’m sure you can guess how this might have gone as we dive into part one (1-6) of the houses of astrology and what they each mean. Honestly we still have lots of questions but a great resource is the Co-Star app, (not sponsored✨) which can help you learn a little bit more about the person born under the universe above!  See you next episode for part two of the houses in astrology🖤 🩷🩵💚 Houses Website: https://www.astrology.com/houses  Co-Star on Houses: https://www.costarastrology.com/how-does-astrology-work/houses   Share Your Stories w/ Us:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform  Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

    1h 2m

  4. 04/28/2025

    Ep. 85 We Get Hangrier As Time Goes On | PLANETARY CHART “EXPLAINED” S4E7

    Over the weeks of us talking about all the signs in the zodiac, it’s time we dive a little deeper and find out how each of the planets in our solar system says about you.  Dev is also going to be discussing what the “big three” means (i.e. sun, moon, & rising) and why it’s important to know where and when you were born to get an accurate reading on your full natal chart.  We are learning along the way with you so please, as always, bare with us as we navigate the chaos. We would love to know your chart so drop in the comments because we love learning more about you (our listeners)! Next episode we’ll be discussing the houses of astrology… 🩷🩵💚 Planet’s Explained: https://www.horoscope.com/us/planets/index.html    Share Your Stories w/ Us:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform  Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

    1h 10m

  5. 04/14/2025

    Ep. 84 Aries Got A Big Mouth | ZODIAC GUESS WHO?! S4E6

    After 5 episodes of seriousness, or as serious as we are capable of presenting, it’s time to play a little game! Dev and Kali come up with silly little questions and the other person has to answer which zodiac sign the question is asking about. And as a reminder, this is a fun silly little podcast of chaos, so not all question will fit all signs.  We love all our listeners and want to hear form you! We have a google forum for your stories, questions, and feedback! Be sure to share and like cause it helps on our end reach more and more goofy chaos baddies like you! See You Next Episode! 🩷🩵💚 Personality Traits: https://www.costarastrology.com/zodiac-signs    Share Your Stories w/ Us:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform  Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

    50 min

  6. 03/31/2025

    Ep. 83 It’s Like Listening To A Mirror | ZODIAC PERSONALITIES (Part Two) S4E5

    The second part of describing personalities of the zodiac here for you! LIbra, Sagittarius, Aries, Taurus, Virgo, and Cancer you’re up! This has been a very fun project for us and we hope you have been enjoying it as well. We want to hear what you think of these descriptions and how much they speak truth so be sure to comment below! And if you want to see the full description about you zodiac personality it’s below in the link✨! See You Next Episode Besties 🩷🩵💚 Personality Traits: https://www.costarastrology.com/zodiac-signs    Share Your Stories w/ Us:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform  Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

    1h 13m

  7. 03/17/2025

    Ep. 82 A Jellyfish Came Out of Me | ZODIAC PERSONALITIES (Part One) S4E4

    WooHoo we’re here for another round of the zodiac! Now it’s time to find out the personality traits of each sign in astrology! We wanna know what you all are like according to your sun sign. Now this doesn’t necessarily mean everything will align with you because everyone’s chart runs so much deeper than we are diving. We just scratch the surface! This episode we find out the personality traits of Pisces, Aquarius, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, & Capricorn! We will be covering the remaining 6 signs in the next episode since we didn’t want the episode to be a million hours long, cause who has the time?🙈🤷‍♀️  If you want to read the remaining traits of these, please follow the link to read on! Can’t Wait To See You Next Episode Babes!💋 🩷🩵💚 Personality Traits: https://www.costarastrology.com/zodiac-signs    Share Your Stories w/ Us:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform  Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

    1h 9m

  8. 03/03/2025

    Ep. 81 Donate Your Bloody Tampons | 2025 YEARLY PREDICTIONS (Part Two) S4E3

    Happy New Episode Besties! Last round of 2025 predictions for the zodiac signs. So if you didn’t hear your prediction last episode, then you will be happy to know it’s all about you this episode! Jade was unable to grace us today because she had to hustle her bustle! We wish her all the stability so she can join us again! SO it is just Kali and Dev giving the last 6 signs and what is to be expected this 2025 year! Please Share, Like, & Follow it helps tremendously and we know that not everyone can go to the merch shop but sharing us with other chaotic baddies is amazing!! See You Next Episode Bestie!✨ 🩷🩵💚 2025 Zodiac Predictions:  https://www.astroyogi.com/horoscope-2025    Share Your Stories w/ Us:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform  Don't forget to check out our new Merch!  https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod! Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you    💚 jade_for_you_    🩵 dev_for_youu Thanks for Listening & Watching!    Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade

    1h 13m
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About

Just 3 unhinged goofballs doing the best we can to host a podcast! Life is way too unforgiving to be so judgmental and serious. We want to create an atmosphere like, girls night in! A space to talk about things that matter, while also bullsh*tting about thing that don’t!

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  • Creator
    Dev, Jade, and Kali
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2025
  • Episodes
    89
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Dev, Jade, and Kali
  • Show Website
    Functional Chaos Podcast