Prayers of a Madman

Phoeble Apollo

These are my personal conversations with a god that I don’t believe in.

  1. 10/23/2022

    Found Wanting

    This is the last prayer I’m recording. It doesn’t necessarily feel like a good ending point, but maybe that’s what makes it a good ending point. I’m sitting alone in the hotel room while that girl goes and dances to earn her living. I’m sad but I’m happy. I got laid last night, God bless, and I got to see my little sister today. At the end of the day I still feel lonely but I guess that’s life. I’m the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

  2. 10/22/2022

    A Quick Rundown

    In this prayer, I talk about my day, shave my balls for the first time in a long time, and reminisce on old writings. Maybe I’ll read some in my next prayer.

  3. 10/22/2022

    Turnt Off

    In this payer I talk about my first experience in a strip club and complained more about my loneliness and lack of success with life.

  4. 10/20/2022

    I Hate Cleaning

    In this prayer I spend most of the time talking about my day, then I complain about how dumb I am, and ask for a worse day tomorrow.

  5. 10/19/2022

    Quantum Observer

    In this prayer I try to connect my limited understanding of consciousness with my even more limited understanding of quantum physics, then I attempt to manifest the girl of my dreams.

  6. 10/18/2022

    The Compulsion to Waste Time

    In this prayer I talk about my procrastinatory tendencies, the fear of my pornography tastes, and trying to figure out what to do about that.

  7. 10/17/2022

    Lonely and Bored

    In this prayer I talk more about sex and porn (surprise surprise), I resolve that I’m finally gonna quit weed, lament over another wasted day, try to give some gratitude, and ask God to bless me with a worse day tomorrow.

  8. 10/17/2022

    Ghostable

    In this prayer I’m high on some weed and try to understand why people ghost me, ignore me, and don’t seem to want to be around me.

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These are my personal conversations with a god that I don’t believe in.

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  • Creator
    Phoeble Apollo
  • Years Active
    2022
  • Episodes
    30
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Phoeble Apollo
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