Intellectual Idiots (The poor man's think tank)

Inthebathroom and Tragic

Want to get rich and famous? Think again. Join Tragic and Bathroom for chaotic, hilarious discussions on sociology, culture, finance, economics, history, and bussy breakdowns. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the learning, or the sheer chaos, these best friends (plus special guests) mix absurdity, wit, and just enough expertise to make you question their credentials. Every episode will leave you wondering how they haven’t been canceled yet. Perfect for fans of smart, funny chaos. Your new guilty pleasure awaits! This isn’t your average podcast—it’s a Tragic and Bathroom experience.

  1. Jan 4

    Why Now? Venezuela and the U.S. Playbook [II Bathroom #20]

    The us government wants to do more than just provide a nice safe home for your crypto and rules of the road to keep the industry nice and tucked in (albeit with a uzi under the pillow). They also want to liberate and bring freedom to Venezuela and its president who is threatening not to recognize the results of the election.....by a US president who totally has never done that. With the News on Jan 3rd that the US has made decisive military action we pivot from digital rules to America's favorite industrial complex as we unpack why the U.S. suddenly seems very interested in Venezuela again. Spoiler: it’s not because we missed the arepas.In this episode, we break down the strategy and logic behind U.S. involvement in Venezuela—from energy security and geopolitical positioning to why failing states become irresistible chess pieces the moment global supply chains get shaky. We talk oil (obviously) and why Venezuela maps to stabilization, extraction, and the present moment in US politics. Along the way, we ask: Why now? Who actually benefits? And how many times can the U.S. claim it’s “helping” before everyone stops believing it? As always, this is a tangent filled cacophony of slightly unhinged conversation about empire maintenance, moral gray zones, and why Venezuela’s fate says more about America than it does about Venezuela. No conspiracy boards. No flag-waving. Just geopolitics, incentives, and the uncomfortable reality that power hates a vacuum—and America really hates when someone else fills it first.

    30 min

  2. 10/18/2025

    What the government wants you to know about crypto [II Bathroom #19]

    Well I hope you enjoyed a blast from the past before we disappeared off the face of the earth. Tragic remembered his password and as a sorry he brought a new victi- Expert into the bathroom to talk about the 2 most polar opposites, Crypto and rules. The figureheads of Americas laws has decided to make a decision about crypto currency. Like with all laws it is written densely and, as we are about to discuss , enforced rather loosely. No one's got the time to care about what the words are..... so I read them all and its time for me to teach you all the tips and trick. From who ways to DDOS your way into following less laws to what counts as a "Dog coin" This episode covers the Clarity ActGenius bill and Anti CBDCC bill. Strap on and join us in THE COMEBACK of your favorite stupid genius's.

    43 min

  3. 07/06/2025

    [Classic episode] Return of the Weeb Woes [II Bathroom #18]

    The studio is quiet. The inbox is full. And everyone’s on hiatus. But sometimes, when things slow down, old ghosts knock on the mic. This week, while the rest of the crew takes a breather for work (and probably mental health reasons), Bathroom and Tragic return to where it all began: Weeb Woes—the very first episode they ever recorded back in 2021. There are no bits. No wild crypto pitches. No political satire. Just two friends revisiting the strange intersection of nostalgia, identity, and anime. In this re-airing and reflection, we talk about: IDF remember lol listen to the episode It’s a time capsule, a soft reboot, and a quiet love letter to the early days of this show—and to the people listening who’ve been with us since it was just rambling in a bedroom mic. If you’re feeling lost, burnt out, or just too online, this one’s for you. and u gey

    51 min

  4. 06/21/2025

    The Lost Audio Files on Wealth [II Office #3]

    Ever wanted to hear a brilliant, nuanced breakdown of Worldcoin and the future of global crypto economics... with only half the conversation? Well, you’re in luck. This lost audio file captures a call between Bathroom and Tragic where, unfortunately, Tragic’s audio is missing. What’s left is a slightly unhinged, one-sided attempt to explain why getting rich off Worldcoin might be harder than convincing your grandma to scan her iris for tokens. In this surreal solo mission, Bathroom reacts to unheard Tragic commentary like a psychic medium who’s really into DeFi. We talk about: Why Worldcoin’s “free money” model isn’t as free as it sounds And whether Bathroom is just talking to himself or has unlocked a new form of crypto schizophrenia It’s awkward. It’s unfiltered. It’s tragically missing Tragic. But it still might be the most important financial discussion you’ll ever hear in mono. Come for the wealth talk, stay for the chaos.Because sometimes, the only thing more unstable than the crypto market... is the recording setup.

    7 min
  5. Diddy Oil in the Closet [II Closet# 8]

    06/03/2025

    Diddy Oil in the Closet [II Closet# 8]

    Dang I think I got all my money taken away- I mean, I have so much money from my last episode. Enough money in fact I think I will engage in illicit crimes and trafficking and get away with it like diddy. This week, we open the velvet-rope closet and take a flashlight to the oil-slicked mess behind the media mogul once known for shiny suits and “can’t stop, won’t stop” energy. From the allegations that shocked the industry to the eerie silence from his peers, we break down the timeline, the reactions, and the parts that feel a little too well-timed. Is this karma, coincidence, or corporate chess? We explore: How power, wealth, and nostalgia cloud accountability And the uncomfortable question: what happens next? Pill wonders if we’re witnessing the end of an era—or just the end of the NDA cycle. Tragic, meanwhile, wants to know how many celebrities are watching this unfold while clutching burner phones and wiping hard drives. This isn’t conspiracy—it’s commentary. Expect a thoughtful, unsensational breakdown with just enough humor to keep your soul intact. Because sometimes, the closet isn’t just where you keep the skeletons—it’s where you store the oil.

    16 min

  6. 05/17/2025

    Click Here for Financial Freedom [II Office #2]

    WOOO boy, finally got back to a place with soap and closed door sewers. Both countries decided they didnt want us representing them and sent wild scammers after us. Which speaking of scammers... Isnt us nor are we talking about scammers again, Fresh off our coverage of international conflict, we clock in at the Coin Coin Office, where the grind is digital, the stakes are non-existent, and the only war is between your attention span and a captcha screen. That’s right—we’re talking free crypto apps. The ones that promise magical internet money in exchange for a little tapping, swiping, and maybe giving up your soul (chipotle rewards points). In this episode, we walk through one of these apps live to see if it’s really “free” money I know we said we would never make your rich...... and we still wont:) Bathroom tries to decode a blockchain while Tragic wonders if this is what 9-to-5 jobs have evolved into. Is this just capitalism dressed as Candy Crush? Will this coin be worth more than lint in 5 years? You’ll laugh, you’ll learn, you’ll probably download something shady. Either way, come get your coins with us. TragicCoin to the Moon 🚀🚀🚀🚀

    24 min

  7. 05/10/2025

    The india v Pakistan episode: The World’s Spiciest Beef [II Pantry #5]

    I finally took some Zyrtec and I am able to get out of my car after commuting 2 hours to this pantry in the middle of nowhere. Last time, we zoomed in on the micro-evils that plague our daily lives—from fruitless urban trees to the tyranny of HOA boards. We explored how small-scale selfishness can ripple into widespread societal issues. This week, we pivot from the local to the global, dissecting the escalating tensions between India and Pakistan. The conflict reignited on April 22 with a tragic attack in Indian-administered Kashmir, resulting in the deaths of 28 civilians, predominantly Hindu tourists. India attributed the attack to Pakistan-backed militants, leading to a series of retaliatory strikes. Where borderlines are getting blurry and patience is wearing thin. From airstrikes to diplomatic shade, we unpack why these two nuclear neighbors are once again on edge—and what it means for the rest of the world. As always, it's part news breakdown, part comedy spiral, part geopolitical group therapy. Will this end in peace talks or subtweets with missiles? Listen in to find out.

    24 min

  8. 05/03/2025

    The Devil Drives a Tesla [II Bathroom #17]

    Getting out of Trump's "Patriotic reeducation camp" was a bit of a doozy. Luckily, he forgot to lock the door as he was too busy celebrating his 100-day anniversary of joining the democratic dictators club. Luckily his camp was taught by that Linda Lady who just made us watch old WWE But after 100 days of macro-level madness, we thought—why not zoom in? Like, way in. This week, Tragic and Pill dissect something much sneakier than sweeping executive orders: evil on a local scale. Not the Bond villain kind—more like that neighbor who installs floodlights that blast through your bedroom window, or the urban planners who decided trees shouldn’t have... fruit. From social media addiction as a “life hack” to blowing out your personal convenience at the expense of public health, we explore the everyday selfishness that reshapes society one petty, thoughtless decision at a time. Why do we tolerate small-scale evil? Is it because it's legal? Is it because we do it too? Or is it because fighting it would require… being annoying at city council meetings? Tragic asks if we've all become tiny tyrants with ring lights. Pill says if evil exists at scale, it starts in your HOA. As always, expect sharp insights, chaotic hypotheticals, and a few curses directed at city planners, billionaires, and that guy who put a mirror on his lawn to reflect sun into his neighbor’s eyes. If last episode was geopolitics, this one’s your local devil. And yes, he drives a Tesla with tinted windows and cuts in line at Trader Joe’s. Tune in, rage responsibly, and maybe don’t plant another male tree.

    37 min
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Want to get rich and famous? Think again. Join Tragic and Bathroom for chaotic, hilarious discussions on sociology, culture, finance, economics, history, and bussy breakdowns. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the learning, or the sheer chaos, these best friends (plus special guests) mix absurdity, wit, and just enough expertise to make you question their credentials. Every episode will leave you wondering how they haven’t been canceled yet. Perfect for fans of smart, funny chaos. Your new guilty pleasure awaits! This isn’t your average podcast—it’s a Tragic and Bathroom experience.

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