I Swear To Drunk I Am Not God

Britt Perkins

This is I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God, a podcast where we blend chilling true crime narratives with spine-tingling cocktails. Join your host, Britt Perkins, as she delves into some of the most gripping crime stories while sipping on handcrafted drinks. Expect a mix of macabre tales and killer concoctions every other Thursday! Get ready for a wild ride—it's bound to be a boozy and boundary-pushing experience! Disclaimer: The content presented in this podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. While we strive to provide accurate and up-to-date information, we do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of the content. We are not responsible for any errors or omissions in the information provided. True crime stories may include graphic descriptions of violent or disturbing events. Listener discretion is advised. "I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God" may include references or links to third-party websites, products, or services. We do not endorse or guarantee the accuracy of third-party content, and we are not responsible for any issues arising from their use.

  1. 3d ago

    S4 - EP 15 - BORN TO RAISE HELL: RICHARD SPECK

    Welcome to Season 4 – Episode 15! In our final episode this season, we hitch a ride back to the summer of Chicago, 1966, to tear apart the horrific rampage of Richard Speck.  This is a breakdown of pure, random predation, and a deep-seated psychological complex against women. Speck systematically terrorized, bound, and slaughtered eight young student nurses in a single night. Sixty years later, we are still asking: how did the system fail to stop him? It all came down to a single, courageous survivor who crawled under a bed and outlasted a nightmare. The poison for this episode is The Chicago Wind. If you want to drink with me, you’ll need rye whiskey, fresh lemon juice, demerara syrup, Angostura bitters, and a dry red wine float. The Chicago Wind 2 oz Rye Whiskey¾ oz Fresh Lemon Juice½ oz Demerara Syrup2 dashes Angostura BittersTop with a Malbec or dry red wine floatIn a cocktail shaker filled with ice, combine the rye whiskey, fresh lemon juice, demerara syrup, and bitters. Shake it hard until cold. Strain into a rocks glass over a single large ice cube. Gently pour the dry red wine over the back of a bar spoon so it floats on top. Enjoy! Sources: I read "The Townhouse Massacre: The Unforgettable Crimes of Richard Speck" by Ryan Green - https://a.co/d/0cZn8JnK and watched a YouTube video - "The Most Terrifying Serial Killer in Chicago History | Richard Speck Documentary"- https://youtu.be/xarJgGo7gVc?si=eb2_I1ZVZ8U9Sc0S Send us Fan Mail Support the show Britt @sweartodrunkpod - TikTok Disclaimer: The content presented in this podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. While we strive to provide accurate and up-to-date information, we do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of the content. We are not responsible for any errors or omissions in the information provided. True crime stories may include graphic descriptions of violent or disturbing events. Listener discretion is advised. "I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God" may include references or links to third-party websites, products, or services. We do not endorse or guarantee the accuracy of third-party content, and we are not responsible for any issues arising from their use.

    1h 14m

  2. May 28

    S4 - EP 14 - ROBERT FISHER - WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE

    Welcome to Season 4 – Episode 14! In this episode, we travel into the suffocating desert heat of Scottsdale, Arizona, to dissect the cold-blooded, meticulously calculated crimes of Robert William Fisher. To the outside world, he tried to project the image of a devoted family man, but behind closed doors, he was a volatile tyrant who operated under an obsession with absolute control over his household. When the Fisher family home violently exploded into a wall of 20-foot flames on April 10, 2001, investigators uncovered a horror scene that the fire was specifically rigged to incinerate. Mary Fisher and her two young children hadn't died in the blast—they had been brutally executed in their beds hours before. Leaving behind a rigged gas line and a lit candle as a delayed fuse, Robert secured himself a ten-hour head start and vanished into thin air, landing himself a permanent spot on the FBI’s Ten Most Wanted list. Twenty-five years later, with his truck found abandoned near a vast network of subterranean desert caves, we are still asking: did he die in the wilderness, or did he successfully pull off the ultimate vanishing act? The poison for this episode is the The Arizona Statehood. If you want to drink with me, you’ll need rye whiskey, Dubonnet Rouge, Gum Syrup, Angostura bitters, and ginger ale. Cherry for garnish. The Arizona Statehood 1 oz Rye Whiskey1 oz Dubonnet Rouge (a fortified, wine-based aperitif)1 dash Gum Syrup1 dash Angostura BittersTop off with Ginger AleGarnish: 1 CherryMix the rye, Dubonnet, gum syrup, and bitters together in a glass with ice. Fill the rest of the glass with ginger ale, stir gently, and drop a cherry on top Enjoy! Sources: The documentary "Where is Robert Fisher?" -https://youtu.be/WBpHNK5tmII?si=X-DL9it-rGjuU6o1, "Finding Robert Fisher" -https://youtu.be/DmMdh6Jxxzo?si=H6u0ZIUvGyk-ftTb, various articles and the Scottsdale Police Department Report. Send us Fan Mail Support the show Britt @sweartodrunkpod - TikTok Disclaimer: The content presented in this podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. While we strive to provide accurate and up-to-date information, we do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of the content. We are not responsible for any errors or omissions in the information provided. True crime stories may include graphic descriptions of violent or disturbing events. Listener discretion is advised. "I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God" may include references or links to third-party websites, products, or services. We do not endorse or guarantee the accuracy of third-party content, and we are not responsible for any issues arising from their use.

    1h 2m

  3. May 21

    S4 - EP 13 - THE "SERIOUS MIND" OF DONALD PEE-WEE GASKINS

    Welcome to Season 4 – Episode 13! In this episode, we travel to the backroads and coastal highways of South Carolina to dissect the staggering, chaotic crimes of Donald "Pee Wee" Gaskins. Standing at just 5'3", Gaskins was underestimated, yet he operated under a monstrous, self-styled philosophy he called his "Serious Mind" to become one of the most prolific serial killers in American history. Gaskins defied standard criminal profiling by splitting his horrific career into distinct categories: from the impulsive "coastal killings" of hitchhikers and strangers to the calculated executions of people within his own social circle. But his reign of terror didn't stop behind bars.  His story is a chilling exploration of a severe inferiority complex transformed into a toxic obsession with absolute control. This episode discusses severe psychological manipulation, torture, and graphic violence. Listener discretion is heavily advised. The poison for this episode is the Palmetto. If you want to drink with me, you’ll need aged rum, sweet vermouth, and orange bitters. Palmetto 2 oz Aged Rum1 oz Sweet Vermouth2 dashes Orange BittersOrange twist for garnishIn a mixing glass, combine the aged rum, sweet vermouth, and orange bitters with ice. Stir well until perfectly chilled. Strain the mixture into a chilled coupe or cocktail glass, express the oils of an orange twist over the drink, and drop it in. Enjoy! Sources: “Donald Gaskins: The Meanest Man In America” by Jack Rosewood - https://www.amazon.com/Donald-Gaskins-Meanest-Historical-Murderers/dp/1517756022 and the documentary "Pee-Wee Gaskins: America's Most Heartless Serial Killer" - https://youtu.be/NtcYIZQJzPI si=OQ58o36gHs95mlmp Send us Fan Mail Support the show Britt @sweartodrunkpod - TikTok Disclaimer: The content presented in this podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. While we strive to provide accurate and up-to-date information, we do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of the content. We are not responsible for any errors or omissions in the information provided. True crime stories may include graphic descriptions of violent or disturbing events. Listener discretion is advised. "I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God" may include references or links to third-party websites, products, or services. We do not endorse or guarantee the accuracy of third-party content, and we are not responsible for any issues arising from their use.

    1h 19m

  4. May 7

    S4 - EP 12 - LAWRENCE E. KING JR. & THE FRANKLIN SCANDAL - PART 2

    Welcome to Season 4, Episode 12 - PART 2 We're back for part two!  Part Two follows the fallout of the missing $40 million from the Franklin Community Federal Credit Union and the investigation into Lawrence E. King Jr. as allegations of abuse and exploitation, involving vulnerable youth, begin to surface. While these claims were documented in testimony and hearings, they were never proven in court and remain heavily disputed.  As investigator Gary Caradori gathered key witness accounts, his sudden death in a plane crash (and the disappearance of critical evidence) only deepened the mystery. Ultimately, grand juries dismissed the allegations as a hoax, leaving behind a case defined by unanswered questions, conflicting narratives, and lasting controversy.  The poison for this episode is the Vixen. 1 1/2 ounces reposado tequila1 ounce Lustau Fino Jarana sherry3/4 ounce Champagne corn cob syrup*Garnish: lemon twistCombine all ingredients in a rocks glass filled with ice and stir thoroughly until well-chilled, finishing the drink with a fresh lemon twist garnish. Enjoy! Sources: “The Franklin Cover-up: Child Abuse, Satanism, and Murder in Nebraska" by John W. DeCamp - https://www.amazon.com/Franklin-Cover-up-Satanism-Murder-Nebraska/dp/0963215809 and YouTube - "EXTENDED: "The Franklin Scandal" (Includes an exclusive interview w/ John DeCamp)" -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGz130lPm-A Send us Fan Mail Support the show Britt @sweartodrunkpod - TikTok Disclaimer: The content presented in this podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. While we strive to provide accurate and up-to-date information, we do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of the content. We are not responsible for any errors or omissions in the information provided. True crime stories may include graphic descriptions of violent or disturbing events. Listener discretion is advised. "I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God" may include references or links to third-party websites, products, or services. We do not endorse or guarantee the accuracy of third-party content, and we are not responsible for any issues arising from their use.

    1h 18m

  5. Apr 30

    S4 - EP 12 - LAWRENCE E. KING JR. & THE FRANKLIN SCANDAL - PART 1

    Welcome to Season 4, Episode 12 - PART 1 We're back and I accidentally did another two-parter! We’re digging into the case that turned Omaha into the epicenter of a political and social nightmare: The Franklin Scandal. We’re looking at the $40 million collapse of a credit union and the man at the center of the storm - Lawrence E. King Jr. Was he just a high-society fraudster, or was he the gatekeeper to a pedophile ring reaching the highest levels of the American elite? We’re peeling back the layers of John DeCamp’s allegations, the "Satanic Panic" that blurred the lines of the investigation, and the haunting question of whether justice was served or if the system just closed ranks to protect its own. The poison for this episode is the Vixen. 1 1/2 ounces reposado tequila1 ounce Lustau Fino Jarana sherry3/4 ounce Champagne corn cob syrup*Garnish: lemon twistCombine all ingredients in a rocks glass filled with ice and stir thoroughly until well-chilled, finishing the drink with a fresh lemon twist garnish. Enjoy! Sources: “The Franklin Cover-up: Child Abuse, Satanism, and Murder in Nebraska" by John W. DeCamp - https://www.amazon.com/Franklin-Cover-up-Satanism-Murder-Nebraska/dp/0963215809 and YouTube - "EXTENDED: "The Franklin Scandal" (Includes an exclusive interview w/ John DeCamp)" -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGz130lPm-A Send us Fan Mail Support the show Britt @sweartodrunkpod - TikTok Disclaimer: The content presented in this podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. While we strive to provide accurate and up-to-date information, we do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of the content. We are not responsible for any errors or omissions in the information provided. True crime stories may include graphic descriptions of violent or disturbing events. Listener discretion is advised. "I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God" may include references or links to third-party websites, products, or services. We do not endorse or guarantee the accuracy of third-party content, and we are not responsible for any issues arising from their use.

    1h 18m

  6. Apr 9

    S4 - EP 11 - THE ATLANTA CHILD MURDERS

    Welcome to Season 4, Episode 11. We’re back in murder land. We’re digging into one of the most heartbreaking and controversial chapters in true crime history: The Atlanta Child Murders. We’re looking at the victims the world almost forgot and the man the system was desperate to pin it on - Wayne Williams. Was he a prolific predator, or a convenient scapegoat for a city on the brink of a race war? We’re peeling back the layers of a botched investigation, the FBI’s involvement, and why these cases are still being talked about decades later. The poison for this episode is the Strawberry Lemon Drop. 2 oz Vodka1 oz Freshly squeezed lemon juice¾ oz Simple syrup2-3 Large, ripe strawberries Splash of Cointreau or Triple SecSugar for the rimMuddle two or three fresh strawberries in a shaker until pulverized, then add premium vodka, fresh lemon juice, simple syrup, and a splash of Cointreau with plenty of ice. Shake the mixture vigorously for about 15 seconds to ensure it’s ice-cold, then double-strain it through a fine-mesh sieve into a sugar (salt or both)-rimmed martini glass. Enjoy! Sources: “Child Killer: The True Story of The Atlanta Child Murders" by Jack Rosewood - https://a.co/d/07YoqT8C and "Atlanta Child Murders: The investigation and arrest of Wayne Williams (2014)" - https://youtu.be/txWdiTQyW_w?si=X1Q7YeBOz89bTwk_ Send us Fan Mail Support the show Britt @sweartodrunkpod - TikTok Disclaimer: The content presented in this podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. While we strive to provide accurate and up-to-date information, we do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of the content. We are not responsible for any errors or omissions in the information provided. True crime stories may include graphic descriptions of violent or disturbing events. Listener discretion is advised. "I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God" may include references or links to third-party websites, products, or services. We do not endorse or guarantee the accuracy of third-party content, and we are not responsible for any issues arising from their use.

    1h 50m

  7. Mar 26

    S4 - EP 10 - THE UNITED STATES OF BLACKMAIL VOL 2 - PART 2

    Welcome to Season 4, Episode 10, Part 2. We’re back in it. In the final chapter of our dive into Whitney Webb’s One Nation Under Blackmail Vol 2., we move out of the smoky backrooms of the 20th-century mob and into the high-tech, high-def world of the modern technocracy. Volume 2, Part 2 is about the digital harvest. We’re picking up right where the "stray cats" met - Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. This isn't just a story about a "creep" and his girlfriend; it’s a breakdown of the infrastructure that made them untouchable. We’re talking about the transition from physical polaroids in a safe to "algorithms in the cloud." The poison for this episode is the Amaretto Sour. 2 oz amaretto (like Disaronno)1 oz fresh lemon juice½ oz simple syrup (optional, depending on how sweet you like it)1 egg white (optional)IceCherry or orange slice if you’re feeling fancyAdd amaretto, lemon juice, simple syrup, and egg white (if using) into a shaker without ice.  Shake it hard - this is a“dry shake” to get that foam right. Add ice, then shake again until chilled. Strain into a rocks glass over fresh ice. Enjoy! Sources: “One Nation Under Blackmail, Vol. 2: The Sordid Union Between Intelligence and Crime that Gave Rise to Jeffrey Epstein" by Whitney Webb - https://www.amazon.com/One-Nation-Under-Blackmail-Intelligence/dp/1634243021   Send us Fan Mail Support the show Britt @sweartodrunkpod - TikTok Disclaimer: The content presented in this podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. While we strive to provide accurate and up-to-date information, we do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of the content. We are not responsible for any errors or omissions in the information provided. True crime stories may include graphic descriptions of violent or disturbing events. Listener discretion is advised. "I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God" may include references or links to third-party websites, products, or services. We do not endorse or guarantee the accuracy of third-party content, and we are not responsible for any issues arising from their use.

    1h 42m

  8. Mar 19

    S4 - EP 10 - THE UNITED STATES OF BLACKMAIL VOL 2 - PART 1

    Welcome to Season 4, Episode 10. We’re back in it. In this episode, we continue the conversation started in Volume 1, this time diving into “One Nation Under Blackmail: Volume 2” by Whitney Webb. If Volume 1 taught us anything, it’s this: the system was designed this way.  Volume 2 drops us directly into the rise of Jeffrey Epstein. Not just the headline version of Epstein or the crimes we already know. But the infrastructure around him. Epstein didn’t come out of nowhere. This episode focuses on the machinery: who built him, backed him and what purpose he actually served. The poison for this episode is the Amaretto Sour. 2 oz amaretto (like Disaronno)1 oz fresh lemon juice½ oz simple syrup (optional, depending on how sweet you like it)1 egg white (optional)IceCherry or orange slice if you’re feeling fancyAdd amaretto, lemon juice, simple syrup, and egg white (if using) into a shaker without ice.  Shake it hard - this is a“dry shake” to get that foam right. Add ice, then shake again until chilled. Strain into a rocks glass over fresh ice. Enjoy! Sources: “One Nation Under Blackmail, Vol. 2: The Sordid Union Between Intelligence and Crime that Gave Rise to Jeffrey Epstein" by Whitney Webb - https://www.amazon.com/One-Nation-Under-Blackmail-Intelligence/dp/1634243021   Send us Fan Mail Support the show Britt @sweartodrunkpod - TikTok Disclaimer: The content presented in this podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. While we strive to provide accurate and up-to-date information, we do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of the content. We are not responsible for any errors or omissions in the information provided. True crime stories may include graphic descriptions of violent or disturbing events. Listener discretion is advised. "I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God" may include references or links to third-party websites, products, or services. We do not endorse or guarantee the accuracy of third-party content, and we are not responsible for any issues arising from their use.

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This is I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God, a podcast where we blend chilling true crime narratives with spine-tingling cocktails. Join your host, Britt Perkins, as she delves into some of the most gripping crime stories while sipping on handcrafted drinks. Expect a mix of macabre tales and killer concoctions every other Thursday! Get ready for a wild ride—it's bound to be a boozy and boundary-pushing experience! Disclaimer: The content presented in this podcast is for entertainment and informational purposes only. While we strive to provide accurate and up-to-date information, we do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or reliability of the content. We are not responsible for any errors or omissions in the information provided. True crime stories may include graphic descriptions of violent or disturbing events. Listener discretion is advised. "I Swear to Drunk I Am Not God" may include references or links to third-party websites, products, or services. We do not endorse or guarantee the accuracy of third-party content, and we are not responsible for any issues arising from their use.

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  • Creator
    Britt Perkins
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    87
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2026 I Swear To Drunk I Am Not God
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