What's Kraken with Jo Szewczyk

Jo Szewczyk
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Twenty minutes. One guest. No script. What's Kraken? is Empty Hell's interview series, hosted by bestselling author Jo Szewczyk (the Scarlet Mysteries series, Surviving Gen X) — raw conversations with the filmmakers, musicians, writers, activists, comedians, and elected officials shaping culture right now. The stories, the struggles, and the process behind the work. New episodes drop regularly on YouTube and everywhere you get your podcasts. Subscribe and join us.

  1. 2d ago

    Mark Steven Porro — His First Kid Was 89

    Mark Steven Porro was a carefree LA bachelor — never married, no kids — when his mother stopped eating at 89 and hospice was called in. He moved from Los Angeles into the New Jersey house he grew up in and became a first-time parent at 50, to his own mother. A Cup of Tea on the Commode came out of that, and he's now eighty percent through a second book about his father. Jo and Mark get into the rituals he invented to give her back her dignity, what an actor's training is actually good for, and the trip to a 200-person village in southern Italy that started the whole thing. Key Moments - Day of Beauty — the wardrobe, the nails, and parking her in front of the mirror to ask 'Who is this pretty girl?' - She forgot his name, so he taped it to the ceiling in block letters where she'd look up and find it - The night he lost his temper, turned off the light, and came back to a clean plate - Sixteen days in Italy with his dying father, and a photograph of a man knocking on his own father's door The Takeaway It sounds like he went back and rescued his mother. Looking at it again, he thinks she rescued him — one last teaching moment, handing him the most important thing he'd ever do. Guest Links cupofteaonthecommode.org YouTube, Facebook, and TikTok — search 'A Cup of Tea on the Commode' Paperback, large print, ebook, and the audiobook Mark narrated himself Jo's crime mystery Scarlet Shadows, book one of the Scarlet Mysteries: https://amzn.to/4wJk4cc As an Amazon Associate, Empty Hell earns from qualifying purchases. Buying through our links costs you nothing extra and helps keep the show running. Everything Empty Hell: https://linktr.ee/Emptyhell

    Mark Steven Porro — His First Kid Was 89

  2. 6d ago

    Rob Yonover: The Invention Shark Tank Passed On

    Dr. Rob Yonover is a volcanologist who rode a submersible two miles down, and an inventor whose See/Rescue Streamer has been saving lives for over 40 years. It's 40 feet of orange plastic with no batteries, no chemicals, and nothing to break — you deploy it in the water and it makes you visible from the air. He pitched it on Shark Tank and walked away without a deal. Jo and Rob get into where the invention actually came from, what the simplest solution buys you when everything else has failed, and the 19 years he spent as his wife's caregiver while running an invention company. Key Moments - Riding a submersible two miles down, and what a volcanologist actually does for a living - No batteries, no chemicals, nothing to break — why the simplest design is the one that works - The Shark Tank pitch that aired and went nowhere - Nineteen years of caregiving while running an invention company The Takeaway He got the PhD so he could keep surfing. Everything after that — the patents, the streamer, the survival gear — came out of following the thing he actually wanted to do. Guest Links See/Rescue Streamer and Rob's other work: http://seerescuestreamer.com/ Rob's books on Amazon Jo's crime mystery Scarlet Shadows, book one of the Scarlet Mysteries: https://amzn.to/4wJk4cc As an Amazon Associate, Empty Hell earns from qualifying purchases. Buying through our links costs you nothing extra and helps keep the show running. Everything Empty Hell: https://linktr.ee/Emptyhell

    Rob Yonover: The Invention Shark Tank Passed On

  3. Sep 8

    Dan Henk on Tattooing, D-Day Is Here, and Drawing From Life

    Dan Henk is back — tattoo artist, novelist, illustrator, and a guy who got his head tattooed because brain cancer treatment left patches where his hair wouldn't grow. He's on his fifth novel, D-Day Is Here, and he's painting the cover and nine interior illustrations himself, the way the old pulp magazines used to do it. Jo and Dan get into how tattooing changed from a secret society to something you can order off Amazon, why your body puts nerves exactly where it wants protection, and the art school lesson Dan still passes to his apprentices. Key Moments - Radiation left patches where his hair wouldn't grow back, so he had his head tattooed instead - Why the ribs hurt worse than the throat — the body puts nerves where it wants to protect - Interviewing his Vietnam-vet father for the book, and the parts his dad still won't talk about - Photos flatten everything. Hold your drawing up to a mirror and you'll see what you got wrong The Takeaway If you justify it, you're not going to get better. Dan tells his apprentices he's harder on them because he wants them to be the best — and the reason it works is they know he's not tearing them down. Guest Links danhenk.com — H-E-N-K, not Hank Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok under Dan Henk Dan's novels on Amazon Jo's crime mystery Scarlet Shadows, book one of the Scarlet Mysteries: https://amzn.to/4wJk4cc As an Amazon Associate, Empty Hell earns from qualifying purchases. Buying through our links costs you nothing extra and helps keep the show running. Everything Empty Hell: https://linktr.ee/Emptyhell

    Dan Henk on Tattooing, D-Day Is Here, and Drawing From Life

  4. Sep 5

    The Birthday Charity Episode

    Five people who have never met each other, and one voicemail from my mom. I asked friends from every era of my life to come on and tell me who I was to them. Nobody compared notes. They agreed on more than I'm comfortable with — including one thing all of them independently decided was wrong with me. Featuring Amélie, Bean, Charlotte, Sarah and Cory. Contains a brothel, a triangle choke, a quinceañera I nearly didn't leave, and a photograph that should not exist in a printing shop in northern France. A pirate looks at fifty-one. For my birthday I went to the Rolodex and asked people who've known me at wildly different points — 1996 Las Vegas, a sub-basement in Camden, a dating app during COVID, a workout call run by Tony Horton — to come on and talk about how we met and what they made of me. They don't agree on how we met. Several of them are provably wrong. One of them caught me trying to gaslight her and named the venue. What they do agree on, without having spoken to each other, is that I can't take a compliment. So they took turns making me. There's also an apology list, because it turns out I've been carrying one. Scarlet Shadows — The Scarlet Mysteries, Book One — is out October 15. Every sale between now and then goes to charity. GUESTSAmélie — met on Facebook when she was nineteen and Europe still needed an invitation to join. Now in Prague. Owns the single most incriminating anecdote in this episode. Bean — Las Vegas, 1996. Designated driver, roommate, and the reason I'm still here. Charlotte — London. Met in the sub-basement of Cyberdogs in Camden. Fifteen years of the Terrence Higgins Trust event and counting. Sarah — met online during COVID from ten hours apart. Measured me in a hotel pool. Cory — Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Met on a Tony Horton workout call. Plays bass, does Shakespeare, once drove three hours at 4am into an ambush I arranged. And voicemails from my mom, Sarah, and from Jenni. LINKSEverything below goes to charity until October 15. Book sales, affiliate commissions, all of it. After the 15th the links stay up but the money stops being someone else's. Scarlet Shadows — The Scarlet Mysteries, Book One — out October 15.Surviving Gen X — the memoir. It has boobs in it. Lizzie drew them.Power Up — https://mypowernutrition.com/jo — Tony Horton's stuff, mentioned around 21:00. My affiliate link. Nobody paid for the mention; I just drink it.linktr.ee/Emptyhell

    The Birthday Charity Episode

  5. Sep 1

    Jaymes Buckman was told he couldn't sing. Now he fronts the band.

    Jaymes Buckman fronts Hot Apollo, a band he describes as Tempest Rock — loud like thunder, sparkly like lightning. He started out as the kid whose friends told him they hated his voice and handed him a drum kit instead, so he built his own band where nobody could tell him not to sing, and got better through sheer stubbornness and repetition. Jo and Jaymes get into where the name came from, what happens when you trust the wrong people in the music business, and why he'd rather be broke making his own songs than comfortable singing someone else's. Key Moments - "No, we hate your voice, but you have a drum kit" — the origin of a frontman - The Hot Apollo name comes from an Allen Ginsberg poem, and he's spiritually obligated to credit the guy who found it - Trusting the wrong people cost him about a third of his catalog on the major streamers - He watched his late father's sketch comedy show for the first time last year, and can't tell him how funny it was The Takeaway Work on your weaknesses, not just your strengths. He skipped anything he wasn't already good at as a kid — then started running anyway, and came first in the mile at sixteen. Guest Links Look for Hot Apollo anywhere — Instagram, Facebook, X, Bluesky, TikTok, Spotify, Apple, SoundCloud, Bandcamp Jo's crime mystery Scarlet Shadows, book one of the Scarlet Mysteries: https://amzn.to/4wJk4cc As an Amazon Associate, Empty Hell earns from qualifying purchases. Buying through our links costs you nothing extra and helps keep the show running. Everything Empty Hell: https://linktr.ee/Emptyhell

    Jaymes Buckman was told he couldn't sing. Now he fronts the band.

  6. Aug 28

    Ten Years of Writing, and His Wife Started It With One Sentence | Francis DiClemente

    Francis DiClemente spent ten years turning medical records, teenage confessional poetry, and a shoebox of photographs into STUNTED: A MEMOIR OF DELAYED MANHOOD. Diagnosed with a brain tumor at fifteen that left him physically underdeveloped while everyone around him grew up, the Emmy-winning Syracuse filmmaker walks Jo through the whole grind — the bad first draft, the query-letter void, and the decision to publish honestly enough to include the parts where he was the one being cruel. KEY MOMENTS - Ten years and a 450-page first draft he had to write just to learn what didn't matter - The month he lost building an index, because McFarland ships to libraries - Writing the scenes where he was the mean kid, not the victim - His sister's pre-college advice: everybody has something about themselves they don't like THE TAKEAWAY Chill out — you're a little bit different, but you'll get through it. And don't be a wuss. The regret isn't the tumor or the years of looking fourteen; it's the drive to LA he talked himself out of. FRANCIS DICLEMENTE Blog: https://francisdiclemente.com/ STUNTED: A Memoir of Delayed Manhood (Toplight Books / McFarland & Company) Jo's new book Scarlet Shadows available on pre-order now (Launches Oct 15, 2026!) As an Amazon Associate, Empty Hell earns from qualifying purchases. Buying through our links costs you nothing extra and helps keep the show running. Everything Empty Hell: https://linktr.ee/Emptyhell

    Ten Years of Writing, and His Wife Started It With One Sentence | Francis DiClemente

  7. Aug 27

    Yvonne Pelling: Growing Bacteria in My House

    Yvonne Pelling is the Patient and Community Engagement Lead at PASSERELLE, the SPOR National Training Entity — Canada's national hub for capacity development in patient-oriented research. She came into the field through Access Open Minds, a youth mental health service design project, and she's spent the years since arguing that collaboration isn't a value you hold, it's a skill you practice badly until you don't. We get into what changes when patients, clinicians, policymakers, and community members stop being research participants and start being research partners. Yvonne also walks me through PhotoVoice — handing teenagers iPads and tripods and asking them what youth mental health transformation actually looks like — and her current pie-in-the-sky project: growing bioluminescent bacteria to study collaboration as a living system. Yes, it started in her house. Yes, her kids complained about the smell. Key Moments * Participant versus partner, and why the difference is the whole field * Why patient-oriented research bans acronyms and jargon, and what a Jargon Buster is * PhotoVoice with 100 participants across nine sites, ages 13 to 29 * Why arts-based methods pull richer answers than surveys and focus groups * Growing bacteria at home before moving it to a lab, and what light has to do with teaming The Takeaway The hardest thing about collaboration is the self. Not the schedule, not the funding, not the other people — the ego that needs to be seen, and the discipline to give space instead of take it. Guest Links Passerelle NTE: https://passerelle-nte.ca/ Access Open Minds: search "Access Open Minds" and "PhotoVoice Plus" to explore the project online Jo's book, Scarlet Shadows: https://amzn.to/4wJk4cc As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. https://linktr.ee/Emptyhell

    Yvonne Pelling: Growing Bacteria in My House

  8. Aug 21

    Linda Drattell Interview: Everybody Is the Dragon

    Linda Drattell wrote her first poem at sixteen and started her novel thirty years ago — long before she lost her hearing in her thirties, and long before she survived the 2016 Bastille Day truck attack in Nice. She talks with Jo about the dragon that turned out to be everybody, the two women who carry her poem "The Torrent and the Tree" into chemotherapy, and the therapist who refused to discuss the attack and wanted to talk football instead. Four books in, the through-line isn't trauma — it's writing things vague enough that strangers can climb inside them. Key Moments • 01:12 — A Spanish teacher's homework assignment turns into a children's book about a dragon • 02:07 — "That dragon is me." Three creators, three reasons, same answer • 02:45 — Inside a poetry critique group: "I know more about them than my own family" • 04:11 — A LinkedIn post becomes an invitation from the Korean Haiku Federation • 08:37 — Going deaf in her 30s, and being the last person in the house to figure it out • 10:02 — "The Torrent and the Tree," written at 16, and the two women who take it to chemo • 13:22 — Bastille Day 2016 in Nice: the slow waitress who may have saved her life • 19:07 — The second arrow: how reliving trauma paves a gravel road into a freeway • 20:00 — Ten years on, the question that's still hard: why me, why still here Takeaway Leave the door open. Linda writes the tree, the dragon, and Filamena vague enough that anyone can walk in and find themselves already standing there — which is why a stranger at a book signing shoved a copy at her to sign while she went and bought a second one. Find Linda Drattell • Website: https://lindadrattell.com • Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AuthorLindaDrattell/ As an Amazon Associate, Empty Hell earns from qualifying purchases. Buying through these links costs you nothing extra and helps keep the show running. Everything Empty Hell: https://linktr.ee/Emptyhell

    Linda Drattell Interview: Everybody Is the Dragon
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Twenty minutes. One guest. No script. What's Kraken? is Empty Hell's interview series, hosted by bestselling author Jo Szewczyk (the Scarlet Mysteries series, Surviving Gen X) — raw conversations with the filmmakers, musicians, writers, activists, comedians, and elected officials shaping culture right now. The stories, the struggles, and the process behind the work. New episodes drop regularly on YouTube and everywhere you get your podcasts. Subscribe and join us.

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