No Naps till Bedtime

Dan Dini

A meandering journey through romance, social media, the perpetual challenge of existence, a brief detour into sex, and finally — bleary-eyed but satisfied — we arrive at banjos. In other words: regular life. Email us at nonapstillbedtime@outlook.com

  1. When the boat comes in, what will you have?

    04/11/2024

    When the boat comes in, what will you have?

    One long stream of consciousness in honour of lying down and letting whatever peace surrounds me, surround me.

    18 min
  2. The one full of moaning, with a side order of groaning

    02/25/2024

    The one full of moaning, with a side order of groaning

    In this episode I moan a fair bit whilst pondering whether it’s better to have loved and lost than never to have matched on tinder at all. Fear not though, it’s not all bad: at the end I stop moaning.

    20 min
  3. My (almost) life with Melinda Messenger

    01/28/2024

    My (almost) life with Melinda Messenger

    In this episode I wax lyrical (what does that mean?) on all manner of crap. This is the first episode I’ve recorded on-the-go and to be honest, it shows. Here and there I have moments of brilliance and lucidity that quite frankly border on the acceptable. As always please give your feedback via nonapatillbedtime@outlook.com and if it’s positive / gushing praise I’ll read it out.

    24 min
  4. The Prince formerly known as Charles, and the importance of embracing kindness after love has left

    05/09/2023

    The Prince formerly known as Charles, and the importance of embracing kindness after love has left

    If like me you could only manage three and half minutes of the coronation before reaching for the emergency sherry then you're in good company. Here I answer the question on everyone's lips - 'is King Prince Charles genetically closer to a lizard or a cucumber?' Once that's been answered (and trust me, it isn't) I swerve into some ramblings on the value of kindness at the end of a relationship. Sure, you know a lot of things that could hurt you ex-partner but do you really need to say them on your way out the door?

    18 min
  5. How to chat up barmaids, and the sex robot cometh

    02/10/2023

    How to chat up barmaids, and the sex robot cometh

    Ever had that moment when you realise the barmaid isn't just smiling at you because she's paid to? Maybe she really likes you and you want to brave enough to ask her what time she knocks off? Well, here's how I deal with that situation with 100% repeatable results. Also, I rant a bit about people's attitude towards electronically enhanced companions - and their knockers!

    19 min
  6. Impotence, anxiety, running, and shopping

    01/08/2023

    Impotence, anxiety, running, and shopping

    What better way to start the new year than with a run to the shops? Ideally sans a panic attack. Here I mostly chat about things I didn't realise I was bad at primarily because of hangovers.

    16 min
  7. Assess your success and tame your inner Grinch - Christmas Edition

    12/21/2022

    Assess your success and tame your inner Grinch - Christmas Edition

    Final episode of season 1: Everyone knows they can be their own worst critic - but does that mean cruellest or simply the least capable of judging? I muse about my musical progress and why it took me so long to understand that I was, and probably still am, my biggest hurdle.

    17 min
  8. This pub was made for drinking, and Sainsburys hedge porn

    11/28/2022

    This pub was made for drinking, and Sainsburys hedge porn

    Six weeks of sobriety and I am slowly coming to terms with the fact that I have no idea what to do with my spare time. In other news I use some time up reminiscing about the pornography of my youth.

    19 min
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A meandering journey through romance, social media, the perpetual challenge of existence, a brief detour into sex, and finally — bleary-eyed but satisfied — we arrive at banjos. In other words: regular life. Email us at nonapstillbedtime@outlook.com

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  • Creator
    Dan Dini
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2024
  • Episodes
    13
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Dan Dini
  • Show Website
    No Naps till Bedtime