The Continuum Podcast

Adam Long & Kyle Stacey
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The Continuum Podcast is somehow the very definition of being able to continue an endless conversation from episode to episode, made up of multiple subjects and discussions that Adam (the English one) & Kyle (the South African one) know very little about. The guys share their thoughts and opinions allowing the listeners to be the “fly on the wall” on what everyday conversations between somewhat "normal" people are actually like. Enjoy the almost seamless splicing of the Continuum Podcast, which shares high points and low – but is a great conversation of discovery between two friends that don’t really know each other, but have a good laugh along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 16h ago

    195 - Police to Alien Invasions

    Adam opens the show with Kyle in the back of the police van, and the guys spend the week on the right side of the law, or at least close to it. They compare their brushes with the police, from being pulled over to one story that proves you should never let a rookie try out his new handcuff move on you. One of them also ends up giving a very unexpected statement. From there it’s a debate on what the police are really up against: pay, hours, budgets, and whether a world with no crime could ever exist. Along the way, one of them brings in a book recommendation that, once again, has aliens in it. It’s part true crime, part society-fixing, and part “do you ever read anything without aliens?” Next time, the invasion begins. Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  2. Oct 19

    194 - Fighting to Police

    Kyle kicks things off by announcing he’s about to fight Adam, the first time the “in the left corner, in the right corner” intro has ever been relevant. This week the guys put the gloves on and swap fight stories, and it turns out one of them has a darker side than you’d expect. From school playground scraps to martial arts gyms, they ask who actually wins a fight, who should never be messed with, and why the quiet ones are always the dangerous ones. There are some questionable training decisions, a few lessons learned the hard way, and at least one story that ends with someone feeling very sorry for themselves. It’s part war stories, part friendly warning, and entirely proof that neither of them is as tough as they’d like to think. Next time, they find out what happens when the law gets involved. Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  3. Oct 12

    193 - Drunkard Stories to Fighting

    Adam and Kyle are back at the bar for round two of the drunkard stories, and this week they go looking for the darkest holes. Kyle kicks things off with a teenage house party: ten lads, an empty house and a frankly worrying amount of vodka. They ask why teenage boys drink like that (bravado, competition, and no idea what they're doing) and whether booze gives you confidence or just an excuse to be a dick. Along the way they remember Hooch, WKD and South Africa's Red Square, the furry teeth the next morning, and the drunken backflip attempts that felt totally doable at the time. Then the stories start. Adam recalls seven beers necked in a row in Australia, a taxi ride of "don't be sick, Adam", and a sobering trip into the waves the next day. Then comes a hostel room in Surfers Paradise, where four strangers woke up to a mystery traffic cone. Kyle tells the tale of streaking through the neighbourhood, hiding in a bush and being discovered by a dog walker. He also admits to an unfortunate call of nature against a car in South Africa, which brought a car guard over. He avoided a fight, but only because, in Kyle's words, the guard knew he'd win. It's chaotic, cringey and full of stories neither of them would repeat at a wedding. Next time, the guys put their fists up: from drunkards to fighting. Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  4. Oct 5

    192 - Ancient Recipes to Drunkard Stories

    Kyle and Adam keep digging through the history books for old-fashioned recipes, and they immediately fall out over corned beef hash. Kyle swears by it (Spam version included), while Adam is disgusted by anything that came out of a tin. From there they work through wartime cooking: the meatless Woolton pie, the eggless, butterless, milkless Warcake, and Victorian mock turtle soup, which leads to a lot of confusion about what a turtle tastes like, when the Victorian era actually was, and the Great Fire of London. The tangents keep coming. Alice in Wonderland and the original Winnie the Pooh books turn out to be much weirder than expected, and sherry gets an unexpectedly thorough investigation (it's a Spanish white wine, and no, the port and starboard joke doesn't land). Adam remembers a wine tasting where his friend's very direct Russian wife shut down the sommelier's sales pitch, and the guys ask why the British can't be that blunt without a few drinks in them. Which brings us to Adam's first properly drunk night: a staff party, a Guinness and Baileys, a lot of regret, and a kind chef called Jason. Next week, the drunkard stories continue. Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  5. Sep 28

    191 - Airplane Etiquette to Ancient Recipes

    Captain Adam and co-pilot Kyle take the mic for a full pre-flight briefing on how to behave at 30,000 feet. It starts with peanut allergies, and a questionable detour into whether Darwin got it wrong, before hitting the big one: reclining your seat. Adam still hasn't forgiven the woman on his Maldives honeymoon flight, and he has plenty to say about it. From there it's dress codes (pyjamas on planes, pyjamas in Asda, pyjamas being tried on in the aisle), how much drinking is too much, and whether anyone has ever genuinely declared anything at customs. The duty-free myth gets dismantled too, complete with rigorous Toblerone price analysis and a theory about your boarding-pass scan tracking your alcohol intake. It all ends where nobody expected: Komodo dragon eggs, a recipe for dragon's breath pickled eggs, and a genuine education on what a ramp is. Which sets up next week nicely — the guys are raiding the history books for old-fashioned recipes. Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  6. Sep 21

    190 - Festivals to Airplane Etiquette

    The guys pitch their tents this week and immediately go looking for a toilet. Adam's Glastonbury long-drop trauma sets the tone before they try to pin down what actually counts as a festival. Does a one-day food fair qualify, or does it need mud, camping and three days of questionable decisions? From there it's Burning Man (cult or art project?), Woodstock's surprisingly infrequent schedule, and the genuinely staggering 660 million attendance of India's Maha Kumbh Mela. Then Oktoberfest takes over completely, spiralling into a maths-based investigation of how many tanker lorries it takes to move 6.7 million litres of beer, a Guinness comparison nobody asked for, and a newfound respect for the women hauling ten steins at a time. It all wraps with a true story from a recent flight, where a maths disagreement between Adam and Kyle was settled by a stranger in headphones who'd clearly been listening the whole time. Which raises an uncomfortable question for next week: airplane etiquette, and just how much your neighbours can hear. Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  7. Sep 14

    189 - Rap Music to Festivals

    Kyle finally drags Adam into rap music, and it kicks off with Adam performing a ChatGPT-written diss track live on the mic, immediately regretting every word. From there they spiral through the genre's greats: Tupac, Biggie, NWA, Snoop Dogg's suspiciously modest net worth, and a running debate over where rap ends and hip-hop begins. Naturally, it doesn't stay on topic. The guys argue over whether Kendrick counts as a rapper or a singer, whether punk deserves its own genre entirely, and pick apart a "100 greatest rock albums" list that somehow puts Elvis in the same category as Slipknot. Adam is unconvinced rap is for him, but agrees to let Kyle vet a few tracks for the Continuum playlist. Under strict "Adam approved" conditions. It's chaotic, contradictory, and just musically opinionated enough to start an argument in your group chat. Next time, they head to the fields: festivals are up. Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  8. Sep 7

    188 - DJs to Rap Music

    Adam and Kyle pick the decks back up this week, arguing over what actually makes someone a DJ. From Spotify's AI DJ and childhood loop software like Dance eJay to whether a laptop counts as an instrument, they can't agree on where sampling ends and real musicianship begins. Cue a deep dive into dance and electronic royalty. Fatboy Slim, Daft Punk, DJ Shadow, Massive Attack, Portishead and The Prodigy all get put on trial, alongside a detour into Fred Durst's backwards cap and a surprisingly heated debate about whether bands peak on album one or two (System of a Down says otherwise). Naturally, neither Adam or Kyle can remember a single lyric correctly. It's nostalgic, nitpicky, and just musically snobby enough to make you double-check your own playlist. And next time? The guys attempt the impossible: talking Adam into rap music. Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Continuum Podcast is somehow the very definition of being able to continue an endless conversation from episode to episode, made up of multiple subjects and discussions that Adam (the English one) & Kyle (the South African one) know very little about. The guys share their thoughts and opinions allowing the listeners to be the “fly on the wall” on what everyday conversations between somewhat "normal" people are actually like. Enjoy the almost seamless splicing of the Continuum Podcast, which shares high points and low – but is a great conversation of discovery between two friends that don’t really know each other, but have a good laugh along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    Adam Long & Kyle Stacey
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    197
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Adam Long
  • Show Website
    The Continuum Podcast