Roasty Toasty Ghosty

Lauren & Mattias

Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.

  1. 4d ago

    #189

    Send us Fan Mail We record a quick video call catch-up after a hot, sleepless night and compare two very different “siblings” movies. We review Stallone’s Paradise Alley and Adam Sandler’s Jack and Jill, then argue about what makes a character funny versus just plain annoying.  • video call recording and a quick apology for the sound  • what we watched and the mismatched viewing order  • Paradise Alley set in the 1940s and the brothers’ money scheme  • the youngest brother pushed into wrestling and taken advantage of  • discomfort with the monkey scenes and why it lingers  • Stallone’s first directed movie and a Rocky connection  • Jack and Jill’s twin premise and why Jill grates on purpose  • Al Pacino falling for Jill and the Dunkin’ Donuts commercial  • cameos and side jokes that still make us laugh  • the shared bridge between the movies as “annoying siblings”  If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast, where we play live man lives every month. Consider supporting us on Buzz Route, where you can find deleted content and our entire movie night lists.  Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    14 min
  2. Jun 30

    #188: Eating The Kitchen

    Send us Fan Mail We’re juggling last-minute travel chaos while I get ready to fly from Sweden to the United States to renovate my mom’s kitchen, and we somehow turn it into ghost-dream talk and a whole lot of teasing. Then we settle into movie night reviews before we end on rapid-fire Mad Lib stories that get weirder every minute.  • procrastinating a big trip and convincing ourselves we’ll do everything tomorrow  • renovating a family kitchen and the feelings that come with going back  • dreams about my mom showing up and how we make sense of that  • a calm Swedish Midsummer recap with cabin time and alcohol-free drinks  • movie reviews of The Lords of Flatbush and Click plus trivia and hot takes  • debating what we’d do with a life remote that can pause or fast-forward time  • playing Mad Libs and reading the most unhinged scripts out loud  • what’s ruining my life right now and why Matthias being gone feels weird  Thank you for listening to this episode.  Follow and subscribe and stuff so that you don't miss next episode coming out on Tuesday.  Uh send us a text. Write us a poem.  If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast, where we play live man lives every month. Consider supporting us on BuzzSprout, where you can find deleted content and our entire movie night lists.  Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    52 min
  3. Jun 23

    #187: Raiders of the Lost Skarsgard

    Send us Fan Mail We trade a chaotic catch-up for a full night of stories, movie opinions, and trivia that somehow teaches us real music facts. A birthday cruise, a new tattoo, and an unserious game night turn into a surprisingly cozy hang.  • birthday cruise recap, dancing nerves, and a massage nap  • spa hot tub and sauna awkwardness, plus the sensory shower hallway  • new butterfly tattoo for mom, wound squeamishness, and daily walks  • Bulletproof review with Adam Sandler and Damon Wayans  • Escape Plan 2 and Escape Plan 3 reactions and sequel expectations  • “how well do you know me” game confusion and rule changes  • Name That Tune trivia on pop music, classic rock, and movie themes  Make sure you follow us so that you don't miss our next episode coming out on Tuesday, as always. Send us a text. Let us know what's your favorite song.  Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    59 min
  4. Jun 16

    #186: Hair Doctor

    Send us Fan Mail Lauren’s birthday turns into a loud, cake-fueled hangout where we bounce from real life fatigue to movie night opinions without pretending we have it all together. We review Demolition Man and The Ridiculous Six, then land on honest talk about routines, motivation, and choosing a big new goal anyway.  • birthday banter and why the day “counts” early  • a week of low energy, pollen exposure, and feeling run down  • cake, boat trip planning, and packing that turns into closet chaos  • productination as procrastination that still gets something done  • Demolition Man recap, future satire, and why it still works  • Taco Bell vs Pizza Hut trivia and quick cameo spotting  • The Ridiculous Six rundown, cast roll call, and what feels too mean  • ten facts about Lauren, plus the best-friend reveal  • getting accepted to a film program and committing to film school  • motivation dips, weight loss reality, and the Monday reset mindset  Make sure you follow us and stuff so that you don't miss next episode that comes out on Tuesday. Send us a text. Say happy birthday to me. If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast, where we play live man lives every month. Consider supporting us on Buzzsprout, where you can find deleted content and our entire movie night lists.  Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    46 min
  5. Jun 9

    #184: Sorry For Living

    Send us Fan Mail We catch up on the week that somehow includes a crashed work party, a kid’s class trip, and a last-minute exam scramble. Then we pivot into movie night with Cliffhanger and Anger Management before turning the whole thing into a “how to” guide for social chaos and workplace self-sabotage.  • crashing a work party without being a menace  • winning a last-minute party competition and debating fairness  • Mother’s Day treats, hair fixes, and small-life resets  • class trip biking, beach time, and why we talk to kids over adults  • missing an exam slot, killing time for hours, and surviving the stress  • a final spoken test, leadership questions, and the art of listening  • Cliffhanger recap, plot questions, and why it still works  • Anger Management recap, secondhand frustration, and the parts we like  • a crash course on party etiquette plus the worst ways to do it  • speedrunning getting fired, corporate jargon, and fake job titles  Follow us and get notifications so that you don't miss next the next episode.  If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty ToastyGhosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast, where we play live man lives every month. Consider supporting us on Buzzsprout, where you can find deleted content and our entire movie night lists.  Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    1h 8m
  6. Jun 2

    #183: Fermus Mermus

    Send us Fan Mail We start with chaotic real-life updates that bounce from a messy-but-successful gymnastics competition to Stockholm food stops, storms, and surprising cinema moments. Then we review Mr. Deeds and Creed II, derail into Mad Libs madness, and end on what money stress and a future crisis really feel like.  • running a gymnastics meet with improvised fixes and accidental applause  • Stockholm mall trip and the “all the Five Guys in Sweden” achievement  • movie theater stories including a Michael Jackson screening laugh attack  • Mr. Deeds plot rundown, cast highlights, and the New Hampshire filming rant  • quick list of movies filmed in New Hampshire and why locations matter  • Creed II as a Rocky send-off and a Drago legacy cleanup  • arguing whether Drago should have gone to jail after Apollo Creed’s death  • Mad Libs stories that spiral into “Flutah” and monster history chaos  • what’s ruining our lives, from wanting more money to feeling lost about the future  Thank you for listening to this episode. Hopefully you enjoyed it.  And since you made it this far, maybe you should like follow us so that you get notifications.  Send us a text telling us that you hate us.  We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod.  And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast, where we play live Man Lives every month.  Consider supporting us on Buzzsprout, where you can find deleted content and our entire movie night lists.  Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    1h 5m
  7. May 26

    #182: Whatever You Do, Don't Do That

    Send us Fan Mail We go from weekly life updates and burnout warnings to a personal story about raising a first child young, moving countries, and learning how much support systems matter. Then we shift gears into movie night and a deep dive on why a gymnast can suddenly lose backward skills when the brain’s threat system overrides training. • juggling work, school, parenting, and stress while still feeling “fine” • dropping a stressful math class to lower pressure • a 14-year-old’s birthday and a fast rewind through early parenthood • the reality of US maternity leave vs Sweden parental leave • movie night takeaways from Creed and Bedtime Stories • why backward gymnastics skills trigger fear responses • proprioception, vestibular input, and the cerebellum’s prediction loop • practical ways to fix a gymnastics mental block with regressions and cues • the “don’t force failed attempts” lesson and rebuilding confidence go ahead and start following us and get the notifications for the next episode  Also, maybe you can suggest another topic for next week, a game, uh, something you want to learn. What do you want to know? What do you want to hear? Um, and maybe we'll do that. But you can do that by sending us a text. There's a link in the description below here, and uh or show notes  If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast, where we play live Man Libs every month. Consider supporting us on Buzzsprout, where you can find deleted content and our entire movie night lists Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    54 min
  8. May 19

    #181: Medical Staring

    Send us Fan Mail We bounce from movie night banter to an unexpectedly deep, very silly breakdown of why humans and animals yawn. Along the way, we talk gym horror stories, hair and eyebrow updates, and the life problems that feel huge when you’re tired.  • pre-show chaos about competition talk and Stallone going forever  • gym highlights including the stair climber fear factor  • sweaty treadmill neighbor and the rules of personal space  • new glasses, hair color expectations, and first-time eyebrow pain  • Murder Mystery 2 recap and what makes it work as a sequel  • Rocky Balboa thoughts on grief, legacy, and the familiar Rocky formula  • what a yawn is and what the “stages” look like  • brain cooling theory and why overheated rooms make people yawn  • yawns as a reset during transitions, boredom, stress, and anticipation  • yawning as social signaling and why it can be misread  • contagious yawning, empathy theories, and who you catch it from  • animals that yawn and what it might mean for evolution  • yawning myths, excessive yawning, and when it might signal a problem  • folklore about evil spirits, etiquette, and covering your mouth  • the “psychopath” rumor and what the research actually says  • TMJ jaw cracking and why some yawns feel incomplete  Push the subscribe button and follow us so that you don't miss next week's episode, which will come out on Tuesday.  If you kinda liked our episode, follow us on the social medias. We are on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Pod. And Twitch at Roasty Toasty Ghosty Podcast, where we play live man lives every month. Consider supporting us on BuzzSprout, where you can find deleted content and our entire movie night lists.  Support the show Don't miss this heartwarming and funny episode of Roasty Toasty Ghosty - and be sure to follow and subscribe to our podcast and join us on Instagram. Trust us, you'll want to be part of our crazy journey as we navigate life's ups and downs together. Instagram, TikTok, Youtube: @roastytoastyghostypod Reddit: u/roasty_toasty_ghosty Twitch: @roastytoastyghostypodcast LIVE MAD LIBS on Twitch every month! Support the show and indulge in hilarious outtakes and other bonus material:  https://www.buzzsprout.com/2094059/subscribe Beginning music - Energetic Prog Rock from AdobeStock Intermission & ending music - Marshmallow Overload by Avocado Junkie The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.  Neither hosts are scientists or historians and all content displayed is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Simply put, not a single word spoken in this podcast is or should be taken seriously. No ghosties were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    1h 15m

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Roasty Toasty Ghosty — The comedy class no one asked for, and everyone needs.Each week, Lauren and Mattias “teach” you something completely useless — from fake history lessons and chaotic crash courses to games, quizzes, and whatever else their sleep-deprived brains come up with. Think educational chaos… but make it funny.