NSFW Jokes

Johnson Hazard
  • 3.3 (12)
  • Stand-Up
  • Updated Semiweekly

VERY NSFW and non-PC with a splashing of dark humor. Not for children. NSFW jokes collated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes, /r/unclejokes, r/3amjokes and r/Jokes. Credits are found on the show notes page of each episode.

  1. 1d ago

    If I had to rank my kinks… | + 10 more jokes | 06 Oct 2026

    NSFW Jokes - 06, Oct, 2026 Get the official NSFW Joke Button on here: https://amzn.to/4aF3dxR/ Episodes are produced every Monday and Thursday. Be sure to subscribe via your podcast app and get notified of new episodes! Search for "NSFW Jokes" in your podcast player! These jokes are sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes, /r/unclejokes, r/3amjokes and r/Jokes Joke credits: firepitt (https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1wsrkid/what_does_a_9_volt_battery_and_a_butthole_have_in/), barewear2267 (https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1wtr7np/did_you_hear_about_the_chronic_masturbator_who/), jstein916 (https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1wvx9ro/i_asked_my_husband_to_explain_active_verbs_to_me/), Cuddly_Tiberius (https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ws0s79/if_i_had_to_rank_my_kinks/), Jokeminder42 (https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1wv3vo9/three_mice_are_sitting_at_a_bar_having_a_few/), crispyez (https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1wsuvwv/they_say_opinions_are_like_assholes/), Hashashin455 (https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1wtkpbj/what_do_you_call_a_masturbating_minotaur/), Upstairs_Breath9063 (https://www.reddit.com/r/Unclejokes/comments/1wviu3v/whats_the_difference_between_jelly_and_a_woman/), JFJinCO (https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1wwmmww/did_you_hear_about_the_priest_who_stapled_his/), RoscoeSF (https://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1wwyvkt/what_does_dracula_say_before_sex/), SafetyDanceInMyPants (https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1wuiepc/ive_spent_the_last_six_months_building_a_giant/) This episode includes AI-generated content.

  2. 1d ago

    [No Laughter Version] If I had to rank my kinks… | + 10 more jokes | 06 Oct 2026

    NSFW Jokes - 06, Oct, 2026 Get the official NSFW Joke Button on here: https://amzn.to/4aF3dxR/ Episodes are produced every Monday and Thursday. Be sure to subscribe via your podcast app and get notified of new episodes! Search for "NSFW Jokes" in your podcast player! These jokes are sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes, /r/unclejokes, r/3amjokes and r/Jokes Joke credits: firepitt (https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1wsrkid/what_does_a_9_volt_battery_and_a_butthole_have_in/), barewear2267 (https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1wtr7np/did_you_hear_about_the_chronic_masturbator_who/), jstein916 (https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1wvx9ro/i_asked_my_husband_to_explain_active_verbs_to_me/), Cuddly_Tiberius (https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1ws0s79/if_i_had_to_rank_my_kinks/), Jokeminder42 (https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1wv3vo9/three_mice_are_sitting_at_a_bar_having_a_few/), crispyez (https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1wsuvwv/they_say_opinions_are_like_assholes/), Hashashin455 (https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1wtkpbj/what_do_you_call_a_masturbating_minotaur/), Upstairs_Breath9063 (https://www.reddit.com/r/Unclejokes/comments/1wviu3v/whats_the_difference_between_jelly_and_a_woman/), JFJinCO (https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/1wwmmww/did_you_hear_about_the_priest_who_stapled_his/), RoscoeSF (https://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1wwyvkt/what_does_dracula_say_before_sex/), SafetyDanceInMyPants (https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1wuiepc/ive_spent_the_last_six_months_building_a_giant/) This episode includes AI-generated content.

    [No Laughter Version] If I had to rank my kinks… | + 10 more jokes | 06 Oct 2026

  3. 12/12/2025

    Why did Santa go to the Urologist? | + 12 more jokes | 12 Dec 2025

    NSFW Jokes - 12, Dec, 2025 Get the official NSFW Joke Button on here: https://amzn.to/4aF3dxR/ Episodes are produced every Monday and Thursday. Be sure to subscribe via your podcast app and get notified of new episodes! Search for "NSFW Jokes" in your podcast player! These jokes are sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes, /r/unclejokes, r/3amjokes and r/Jokes Joke credits: VordovKolnir, VordovKolnir, Joel_Boyens, Toku-Nation, Blakematthews122, VordovKolnir, VordovKolnir, lostinexiletohere, KairuSmairukon, KairuSmairukon, Wasabiuman, Darth1Football, KairuSmairukon

  4. 12/09/2025

    Old biology joke | + 18 more jokes | 09 Dec 2025

    NSFW Jokes - 09, Dec, 2025 Get the official NSFW Joke Button on here: https://amzn.to/4aF3dxR/ Episodes are produced every Monday and Thursday. Be sure to subscribe via your podcast app and get notified of new episodes! Search for "NSFW Jokes" in your podcast player! These jokes are sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes, /r/unclejokes, r/3amjokes and r/Jokes Joke credits: Realistic-Twist-3112, PortugalDoesntExist, Make_the_music_stop, Ok_Zombie_8354, Ok_Zombie_8354, remixclashes, Tombazzzz, Joel_Boyens, raskolnikoovv, therobshow, Few_Vegetable_9939, Few_Vegetable_9939, KairuSmairukon, Few_Vegetable_9939, GaySheriff, WetTruckman, mbfos, Viking-Mutt, Society_Academic

  5. 12/05/2025

    A man went to the ER with 24 toy horses up his bum | + 8 more jokes | 05 Dec 2025

    NSFW Jokes - 05, Dec, 2025 Get the official NSFW Joke Button on here: https://amzn.to/4aF3dxR/ Episodes are produced every Monday and Thursday. Be sure to subscribe via your podcast app and get notified of new episodes! Search for "NSFW Jokes" in your podcast player! These jokes are sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes, /r/unclejokes, r/3amjokes and r/Jokes Joke credits: nothofagusismymother, Upstairs_Breath9063, Blakematthews122, ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME, matt73132, Few_Vegetable_9939, Few_Vegetable_9939, Few_Vegetable_9939, TheLakeAndTheGlass

  6. 12/02/2025

    How much semen does a gay guy have? | + 18 more jokes | 02 Dec 2025

    NSFW Jokes - 02, Dec, 2025 Get the official NSFW Joke Button on here: https://amzn.to/4aF3dxR/ Episodes are produced every Monday and Thursday. Be sure to subscribe via your podcast app and get notified of new episodes! Search for "NSFW Jokes" in your podcast player! These jokes are sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes, /r/unclejokes, r/3amjokes and r/Jokes Joke credits: ICUP01, badiban, Joel_Boyens, MyGlitteris, bfjt4yt877rjrh4yry, Y-Del, Y-Del, Busy_Plate8094, Chutzpah2, capn_cody_, adamirony, Ch4m3l30n, Few_Vegetable_9939, Few_Vegetable_9939, PR0CR45T184T0R, r_spandit, Few_Vegetable_9939, MildlyJovian, Tommarnt

  7. 11/28/2025

    Frustrated driver | + 11 more jokes | 28 Nov 2025

    NSFW Jokes - 28, Nov, 2025 Get the official NSFW Joke Button on here: https://amzn.to/4aF3dxR/ Episodes are produced every Monday and Thursday. Be sure to subscribe via your podcast app and get notified of new episodes! Search for "NSFW Jokes" in your podcast player! These jokes are sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes, /r/unclejokes, r/3amjokes and r/Jokes Joke credits: ReasonableGator, Clambake42, Odd-Bodybuilder-8790, MyGlitteris, Odd-Bodybuilder-8790, SkipperBiff, MrMockTurtle, darcys_beard, AuthorSarge, Joel_Boyens, Joel_Boyens, WyndWoman

  8. 11/25/2025

    How do you make a hormone? | + 10 more jokes | 25 Nov 2025

    NSFW Jokes - 25, Nov, 2025 Get the official NSFW Joke Button on here: https://amzn.to/4aF3dxR/ Episodes are produced every Monday and Thursday. Be sure to subscribe via your podcast app and get notified of new episodes! Search for "NSFW Jokes" in your podcast player! These jokes are sourced from reddit.com/r/dadjokes, /r/unclejokes, r/3amjokes and r/Jokes Joke credits: EdWinches, atxrrjsw, bknhs, RandoEncounter, BlessdRTheFreaks, Why-are-we-fighting, Droopy-San-Benanzio, 15_Redstones, Few_Vegetable_9939, jonr7670, CrazyKZG

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3.3
out of 5
12 Ratings

About

VERY NSFW and non-PC with a splashing of dark humor. Not for children. NSFW jokes collated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes, /r/unclejokes, r/3amjokes and r/Jokes. Credits are found on the show notes page of each episode.

Information

  • Creator
    Johnson Hazard
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    135
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © (c) NSFW Dark Humor
  • Show Website
    NSFW Jokes

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