Worthless Clowns

Worthless Clowns
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a podcast about how stupid we all are, hosted by NYC comedians Ali O'Neil & Brittany Cardwell

  1. 10/17/2025

    UPDATES + BRITTANY'S SPECIAL IS COMING OUT!

    We've missed you all!!! We've got pod updates for you! PLUS: Brittany's special is out this Tuesday October 21st 8pm (EST) on her YouTube! Watch it, share it, comment with clown emojis, tell your friends! And if you haven't subscribed yet, do it now: https://www.youtube.com/@brittonuscardwell Thank you all for listening and we'll be back soon!

    20 min

  2. 09/02/2025

    I HAVE A PHD IN TONY HAWK PRO SKATER

    Ali unloads on an unsuspecting man about Tony Hawk Pro Skater, CYK, and Bam Margera. Brittany gets kidnapped at a Vegas bachelorette party by a Seinfeld enthusiast. A man tries to convince a woman he’s “normal” by jumping into a sprinkler. Memories of phd balance testing strips, embarrassing pillow talk, and The Joker. Brittany’s special is coming out SOON!!! Look out for it on her Youtube, and subscribe if you haven’t already!  For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil Want your stupid story on the pod? Email us at worthlessclownspod@gmail.com theme music by Adam Turay

    50 min

  3. 08/26/2025

    I'M THE FISH TANK GUY

    Ali befriends a fellow fish tank owner, and roasts Ed Sheeran and Harvard, bigtime. Brittany keeps mistaking Jenna Ortega for her nephew, and holds a stingray by the lips. Laura Loomer gets PUNK’D. Memories of minigolf strategy, trying Kibbles N Bits, and waiting for the other shoe to drop. For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil Rate the pod!! And check us out on YouTube! Want your stupid story on the pod? Email us at worthlessclownspod@gmail.com theme music by Adam Turay

    1h 4m

  4. 08/19/2025

    THE SMELLIEST GIRL IN GYM CLASS w/ Kelly Taylor

    Our very good friend Kelly Taylor joins us!! Kelly blacks out, then wakes up outside her situationship’s house. Ali’s having trouble laughing with a pulled rib muscle, and Brittany’s bathroom ceiling collapses. Memories of answering the phone “this is she”, hating showers, and guys with records.  Follow Kelly @hellothisiskelly and check out her pod “I feel fat today”!  For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil Rate the pod!! And check us out on YouTube! Want your stupid story on the pod? Email us at worthlessclownspod@gmail.com theme music by Adam Turay

    54 min

  5. 08/12/2025

    THE PSYCHOLOGY OF CLAPPING 101

    Brittany gets falsely accused of cheating on a math test based entirely on her poorly written 4s. Ali is introduced to an acquaintance and immediately bullies him into submission. A man obsessed with the psychology of clapping puts his theories to the test and gets ripped to shreds in peer review. Memories of bonding with dads over terrible New York apartments, the best side of the bed, and the Dean Scream.  For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil Rate the pod!! And check us out on YouTube! Want your stupid story on the pod? Email us at worthlessclownspod@gmail.com theme music by Adam Turay

    51 min

  6. 08/05/2025

    WE LIKED THE WAY YOU FARTED ON ZOOM

    Ali delivers a Powerpoint presentation about her worst f-boy experience to a bunch of inexperienced bachelorettes. Brittany’s mother got bored of documenting her children’s experiences after the first child, and it shows. A man gets a job after farting in the Zoom interview. Memories of doing the Polka, elementary school gun training, and the joy of glitter. RAT NEWS: Brittany dreams she has a senior rat as a pet.  For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil Rate the pod!! And check us out on YouTube! Want your stupid story on the pod? Email us at worthlessclownspod@gmail.com theme music by Adam Turay

    48 min

  7. 07/29/2025

    MY TWISTED LITTLE EXPERIMENT w/ Joe Nunnink

    Joe Nunnink joins us!! Joe sh*ts his pants in a sea of middle school kids, demolishes his giant Lego castle in a rage, and discovers he has an evil super power. Brittany learns that all horses have autism, and Ali goes through many phases before landing on goth. Memories of Ghost Adventures, flushing fish down the toilet, and the Inspector Gadget McDonald’s Toy. Follow Joe @nunnigram and check out his special “Keep the Change” on Youtube.  For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil Rate the pod!! And check us out on YouTube! Want your stupid story on the pod? Email us at worthlessclownspod@gmail.com theme music by Adam Turay

    53 min

  8. 07/22/2025

    BLASTING INTO MY MEMORIES

    Ali gets reprimanded for doing the Napoleon Dynamite dance at a talent show. Brittany keeps getting blasted back into a memory of that one time she felt cool at the library. RAT NEWS: lady octopuses are throwing rocks at dude octopuses they don’t want to sleep with. Memories of “Sean de Paul”, the “what fruit is my baby” app, and taking SAT and LSATs for fun.  For clips and pics, follow the pod @worthlessclowns, Brittany @brittonuscardwell, and Ali @itsalioneil Rate the pod!! And check us out on YouTube! Want your stupid story on the pod? Email us at worthlessclownspod@gmail.com theme music by Adam Turay

    52 min
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About

a podcast about how stupid we all are, hosted by NYC comedians Ali O'Neil & Brittany Cardwell

Information

  • Creator
    Worthless Clowns
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    136
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Worthless Clowns
  • Show Website
    Worthless Clowns