Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

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The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast is a global podcast phenomenon. Follow Parker, Fred and Allan's antics as they take on the week's biggest topics.

6d ago

Freddy's Dead (To Us) and the Worst Of

This week, on what can barely be called an episode of The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, Fred is Dead...to us. He's out fighting screw worms or screwing fighting worms or something. Allan decides to shoot his shot and step in for the absent Freddy Jazzmouth. Parker uses Fred's untimely disappearance to force through a new BLC Hall of Famer, then a special guest comes by to mourn the show's loss. Then, we're sorry, but we're contractually obligated to broadcast a Worst of Episode once a year, and this one is definitely it. It's time for a BLC debate. Don't watch it, and so much more, only on the BLC Podcast. Come back Freddy! #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

44 min
Jun 1

Trouser Snake and the Sweater Button | Americas Favorite Podcast

In “Trouser Snake and the Sweater Button” from The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, the crew delivers another loud, ridiculous ride through absurd humor, pop culture, and deeply questionable life advice. The episode kicks off with Parker emotionally unraveling, Fred talking Dabo Swinney, Allan recalling a run-in with a famous college football coach, and the gang somehow turning Pride Month into a conversation about HBO’s Hacks, hats, and computer hackers. From there, Fred brings a Reddit-inspired question: if Batman named himself after his biggest fear, what would your superhero name be? The answers are gloriously cursed, including Failure Man, Vomit Girl, IRS Man, Public Boner Man, Nutty Putty Cave Man, Maggot Man, and the horrifying Pee-Hole Fish Man. The chaos continues with cave disasters, claustrophobia, Amazonian fish nightmares, Tubi horror movies, Sacha Baron Cohen’s Ladies First, Netflix true crime, celebrity boxing, Ray J, Super Hot Fire, Johnny Manziel, steroid sports, and one possibly brilliant poke bowl restaurant name. It’s weird, sarcastic, wildly off-track, and exactly what BLC fans came for. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

1h 8m
May 25

It's Monkey Time | Americas Favorite Podcast

In “It’s Monkey Time! Episode 239” of The Black Lincoln Collective Comedy Podcast, things kick off exactly how you’d expect: a little technical confusion, some talk about Fred’s temporary tooth situation, a questionable planet fact, and Allan wasting no time setting the mood with the kind of greeting only this show could get away with. In other words, everything is right on schedule. The big story this week is Parker’s nightmare trip through the wonderful world of the DMV, charity car donations, and paperwork that apparently matters way more two years later than it did at the time. After trying to update his driver’s license, Parker finds out his license has allegedly been suspended for two years because of a donated vehicle that was never handled properly. Naturally, this turns into a full-blown quest involving Heritage for the Blind, missing documentation, and the soul-crushing phrase “another department.” Then come the “rewards” for donating the car, which somehow make the whole thing even worse. The promised $200 restaurant gift card turns out to be restaurant.com credits, which is technically food-adjacent but spiritually offensive. The free vacation voucher is not much better, unless your dream getaway involves mailing in paperwork, paying fees, and maybe winding up in Branson or Fargo. The DMV adventure adds another layer, with Parker trying to fix the issue, explain the missing VIN number, get a temporary license, and process the fact that the DMV employees were actually helpful. The real tragedy, though, is his new license photo, which apparently makes him look like he’s about to show up angry at a school board meeting. Fred also jumps in with his own $400 T-Mobile home internet drama, proving once again that companies can take your money instantly but return it at the speed of a medieval messenger. It’s an episode about scams, customer service, bad paperwork, fake perks, and the horrible truth that adulthood is mostly just admin work with consequences. Somehow, it’s also very funny. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

1h 6m
May 18

Iranian Tortillas | America's Favorite Podcast

The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast Episode 238 is here, and it is packed with comedy, conspiracy theories, stock talk, sports memories, and food inflation rage. This week, the crew discusses Fred’s lost bet and the possibility of more “kid show” episodes, the strange pull of social media algorithms, knot-tying videos, hydraulic press clips, pimple popping videos, and the weird side of internet content. Fred breaks down the latest in the GameStop stock saga, including Ryan Cohen, eBay acquisition rumors, shareholder strategy, warrants, and whether GameStop could become a Berkshire Hathaway-style powerhouse. The guys also debut the BLC quote of the week, complain about the shocking price of Krispy Kreme donuts, and question why everything from gas to cookies costs so much. In sports, the crew remembers Bobby Cox, the legendary Atlanta Braves manager known for getting ejected, protecting his players, and running a tight clubhouse. From there, the conversation spins into Semi-Pro, “jive turkey,” and classic sports comedy quotes. Finally, the episode heads into full conspiracy mode with a discussion of Denver International Airport, Blucifer the blue horse, underground tunnels, strange murals, gargoyles, New World Order rumors, and a darkly funny Satan cameo. The episode wraps with a bizarre stingray story, chicken donuts, and classic BLC nonsense. Listen now for a wild mix of comedy podcast chaos, GameStop speculation, Atlanta Braves nostalgia, Denver Airport conspiracy theories, overpriced donut complaints, and the kind of off-the-rails humor only the Black Lincoln Collective can deliver. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

1h 1m
May 11

The BLC Comedy Podcast... For Kids! | America's Favorite Podcast

This week, on a brand-new episode of America's Favorite Podcast, we're throwing this episode back to our childhood, and we've finally done an episode for the kids. That's right, we're facing off in a try not to laugh for the ages, and trust me, we all lose. Then we're giving you the details on words that sound naughty, but aren't, and we have a brand new installment of BLC Masterpiece theater! We educate you on one George Washington Carver and we're chatting about poops! All that and so much more, now to go bed! #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

1 hr
May 4

Fart Us Out of Here Chewie | America's Favorite Podcast

This week, on a special May the 4th Be with you episode of America's Favorite Podcast, we're talking about the Star Wars Universe and our love or hate with it. Parker goes to see Earthquake's comedy, and enjoys all his air humps. Then, we have a heartfelt apology and a new BLC Hall of Famer is born! Fred finally graces us with his latest stock report and we got jokes! All that, and also Mel Brooks, maybe? Only on the BLC Podcast. 00:00 — Welcome to Episode 236 The crew opens the 236th edition of The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast with the usual chaos, welcomes listeners, and reminds everyone to rate and review the show. 05:16 — May the Fourth / Star Wars Day The boys acknowledge that it is May the Fourth, also known as International Star Wars Day, despite their usual preference for keeping episodes “timeless.” 07:00 — Star Wars Opinions Begin Fred and the crew talk through the Star Wars movies, including the original trilogy, the prequels, the sequel trilogy, Darth Maul, Obi-Wan, Anakin, and which parts still hold up. 10:47 — Rogue One Gets Its Flowers The group gives Rogue One high praise and debates whether Disney gave fans so much Star Wars that it made people want to switch franchises entirely. 12:24 — Mandalorian, Andor, Ahsoka & Obi-Wan The conversation shifts to Star Wars TV, including The Mandalorian, Book of Boba Fett, Andor, Ahsoka, and Obi-Wan. The crew also gets into animation styles and why some shows are easier to watch than others. 20:42 — Parker Goes to The Comedy Zone Parker tells the story of visiting The Comedy Zone in Charlotte to see comedian Earthquake, after switching plans from a concert to a comedy show. 29:51 — Earthquake Takes the Stage Earthquake arrives in a sparkly black hoodie, and Parker breaks down the vibe, energy, crowd, and overall live comedy experience. 37:35 — Break Time The show takes a quick sponsor break before returning with an apology and a correction. 39:34 — Accountability Time Parker admits he forgot the planned transition from Star Wars into the BLC Hall of Fame nominations, proving once again that this show is about frozen drinks, accountability, and chaos. 40:11 — BLC Hall of Fame: Mel Brooks The crew nominates Mel Brooks for the BLC Hall of Fame after briefly derailing into confusion. 42:29 — Stock Report In honor of wanting more money, the boys launch into a stock report covering financial chaos, GameStop, AMC, and market weirdness. 51:33 — GameStop, Power Packs & Tokenized Stock Fred talks GameStop, power packs, trading cards, tokenized stock, and why the whole thing sounds like NFTs in reverse. 56:16 — OceanGate and Bad Ideas The crew discusses OceanGate, implosions, bad controllers, and the possibility of a future “stupidest thing of the year” segment. 01:00:00 — Fred’s Joke Corner Fred launches into a long joke involving confidence, clothing, and underwear sizes. 01:10:19 — Final Thoughts The episode wraps with adult diaper talk, a reminder that “everybody” has embarrassing moments, and the crew signs off until next week. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

1h 12m
Apr 27

Ask Allan Anything and the Bunk Bed Challenge | America's Favorite Podcast

In episode 235 of the Black Lincoln Collective Podcast, Parker, Fred, and Allan are back with another chaotic, fully unhinged ride through parenting disasters, home improvement regrets, sports disappointment, and deeply questionable life advice. The episode kicks off with the crew welcoming listeners from around the world and pointing them toward YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, and all major podcast platforms. The main story starts with Parker taking on what he calls the “bunk bed challenge”: attempting to assemble a brand-new bunk bed for his kids in the hopes of finally getting a full night’s sleep without being kicked by tiny feet. What was supposed to be a simple one-hour build quickly turns into a multi-hour battle against confusing instructions, nearly identical wooden parts, backwards rails, and one very poorly timed Charlotte Hornets game. Things only get worse when Parker realizes the beds were built in the living room and still need to be moved, followed immediately by the discovery that the kids’ new bunk beds do not actually have mattresses. That leads to a trip to a discount mattress store tucked away in the back of a questionable warehouse, complete with strange sales tactics, twin mattresses, cash deals, and a mattress salesman who may or may not be living entirely on hot dogs and cheese. The crew then rolls into a new round of the BLC “What Would You Do?” Challenge, covering everyday moral dilemmas like thermostat wars, group chat snack moochers, giant decorative yard roosters, and accidentally getting credit for someone else’s work spreadsheet. Naturally, most of the advice lands somewhere between “break up with them” and “make the situation much worse.” After the break, the guys return with some NFL Draft “analysis” before launching into Ask Allan Anything, a segment where listener questions get the kind of answers only Allan could give. Relationship confusion, outdoor furniture, vintage radios, and other listener problems are all handled with the usual BLC blend of confidence, nonsense, and absolutely no professional credentials. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

1h 4m
Apr 20

fArtemis 2 and the Dark Side of the Moon | America's Favorite Podcast

This week, on an out-of-this-world episode of America's Favorite Podcast, Parker sells his house thanks to the show, and the guys get the opportunity to interview Artemis 1 and we get all the dirt on the recent Mission and so much more. Then, we're visited by and old friend, and he's as screwy as ever. We finally get caught up with Dr Frenchie, and we've got lots to cover. All that, and even more, only on the BLC Podcast. #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

1h 2m

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The Fast Food Wars | The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast

The BLC Presents: The Fast Food Wars #blcpodcast #podcastingforthepeople #funny #podcast #greenvillesc #scpodcast #yeahthatgreenville Listen at: https://americasfavoritepodcast.com Follow us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/blcpodcast/ Check us out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blcpodcast/ Buy Fred and Allan Beer: https://www.patreon.com/blcworld

11/22/2023

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The Black Lincoln Collective Podcast is a global podcast phenomenon. Follow Parker, Fred and Allan's antics as they take on the week's biggest topics.

Creator

The Black Lincoln Collective
Years Active

2023 - 2026
Episodes

250
Rating

Explicit
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© 2025 Black Lincoln Collective Podcast
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