Too Drunk To Taste This Chicken

Too Drunk to Taste this Chicken
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A podcast where we review wonderfully horrible movies and determine how many drinks it would take for them to be enjoyable. Important note: we don't review chicken.

  1. 09/24/2024

    Ep. 83: Machete vs. Hatchet; A Review of Warcraft

    Welcome to Episode 83, where your hosts finish a great run of video games to movie adaptations with the movie "Warcraft", available on Netflix. Your hosts follow their same pattern of disarray as they devolve into a heated debate on whether they want a machete or hatchet in a fight. What off-brand mystical creatures roam the lands of "Warcraft." And the logistics of eating chocolate-covered strawberries. On a serious note, this will be your hosts last record for at least a little while. Unfortunately other life responsibilities have gotten in the way for your hosts and it is with heavy hearts that this decision was made. Jess, Bridget, and Brett cannot express how much enjoyment we got every week from putting this show on and are so happy that we got to share it with each one of you cluckers. Thank each and every one of our listeners for allowing us to be a small part in your lives. In particular, thank you to Intern Josh and PiZZA STEVE for your efforts to improve our show. This production would be of a far worse quality if you two were not a part of it. This is not good bye, it's just a so long for now.

    1h 19m

  2. 09/17/2024

    Ep. 82: It's Giving Wombat; A Review of Need for Speed

    Welcome to Episode 82 where we touch tendons, flick ligaments, and continue our review of video games turned movies with Need for Speed. Does Jess even know the players on her fantasy team? Is this kamikaze mission really where our taxpayer money is going? What was the bathroom situation on this cross-country road trip? Next week, we will be finishing our video games turned movies theme with Warcraft, available on Netflix! Is there a movie or series you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at ⁠⁠TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com⁠⁠ Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram.

    1h 15m

  3. 09/10/2024

    Ep. 81: Cash Checks and Snap Necks; A review of Five Nights At Freddy’s

    Welcome to Episode 81, where we are watching the next installment of our “Video Games That Became Movies” themed movie called Five Nights At Freddy’s. Are you excited to hear Brett explain more legal concepts for the 81st episode in a row? Does anyone else draft their Fantasy Football team based on vibes? How many pounds of drugs do you think you can hold in your butthole? Next week, we will be watching Need For Speed which is available on Max! Is there a movie or series you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at ⁠TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com⁠ Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram

    1h 20m

  4. 09/03/2024

    Ep. 80: White People in the Middle East; A Review of Prince of Persia

    Welcome to the opening volley of the video game movie adaptation genre. In this review of "Prince of Persia," the gang talks about white people running around the Middle East. In addition to this, the gang talks about Jake Gyllenhall's ascent and prompt descent in his heyday. The political-familial underpinnings of adopting boys from the street. And a helpful editors guide to a use of "slo-mo". Join us next week, where we check in with how Josh Hutcherson's film career has gone in the absolute stand out "5 Nights at Freddy's," available on Amazon Prime.

    1h 24m

  5. 08/27/2024

    Ep. 79: Scary Boomer Shitposting; A Review of Camp Rock 2

    Welcome to our final installment of the Summer Camp theme, where we discuss the woes of being subjected to Boomer shitposting on social media and review Camp Rock 2. Was Brett being sneakily recruited for a "mining equipment operation" in Venezuela? Is getting heartburn from White Claws the mark of getting old? Is a quesadilla a sandwich? Join us next week when we open our new theme of Video Games Turned Movies with Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, available on Disney+. Is there a movie or series you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at ⁠TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com⁠ Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

    1h 34m

  6. 08/20/2024

    Ep. 78: No Leg Prisons, No Foot Prisons; A Review of Camp Hideout

    Welcome to Episode 78, where we crave non-social enrichment time in our enclosure and continue our theme of Summer Camp movies with Camp Hideout. How does Bridget manage to pick such egregiously terrible movies? Would you rather meet Cosmopolis or a bear in the woods? What is the point of a significant other if not to warm our ice cold feet? Join us next week when we close out our Summer Camp theme with Camp Rock 2, available on Disney+. Is there a movie or series you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at ⁠TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com⁠ Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

    1h 33m

  7. 08/14/2024

    Ep. 77: Workday vs Weekend Polly Pockets; A review of The Parent Trap

    Welcome to Episode 77, where we are watching the next installment of our “Summer Camp” themed movie - The Parent Trap. Have you ever wondered about the history of marathons or wondered why marathon runners shit their pants? Or have you ever wondered about how the weather works and the microclimates of San Francisco? Or maybeeee why wine and weed pairings hasn’t become one of Snoop Dogg’s side quests? Next week, we will be watching Camp Hideout which is available on Hulu! Is there a movie or series you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at ⁠TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com⁠ Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram

    1h 32m

  8. 08/06/2024

    Ep. 76: The (Wo)Man Down Episode; A Review of Camp Rock

    Welcome to episode 76, where TDTTTC starts off the "Summer Camp" theme with a bang akin to one felt when getting hit over the head with a rock. Due to technical difficulties, Bridget was unable to join Brett and Jess to review the first movie of the series, "Camp Rock". This episode finally answers the question everyone has been asking, "who does TDTTTC stand with in the Joe Jonas-Sophie Turner divorce?" The hosts also wonder about whether an idyllic summer camp may be hiding something more....sinister. Join us next week when the hosts (hopefully) at fully strength review "The Parent Trap" (1998) available on Disney+. If there a movie or series that you think TDTTTC would enjoy not enjoying, DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com. Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music. Go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram.

    1h 24m
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A podcast where we review wonderfully horrible movies and determine how many drinks it would take for them to be enjoyable. Important note: we don't review chicken.

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  • Creator
    Too Drunk to Taste this Chicken
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2024
  • Episodes
    83
  • Rating
    Explicit
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