Cheap Smut

Smutco Industries
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Katie and her husband Maxx Joy are Smutco Industries. Together, they create Cheap Smut, a podcast for people who would never let anyone see their Kindle library. Each week, Katie explains the plot of a cheap, smutty book ($4.99 or less) to Maxx, who has little to no idea what the book is about.

  1. 2d ago

    Episode 122 - Meat Cute

    If you like your murderers to be hot and principled but still a bit awkward, then have we got the book for you! Join us this week as Katie shares Meat Cute by Millie St. Graves! Book Description Dean Campbell is reformed. He hasn’t killed anyone in years. He keeps his head down, drinks his coffee black, and follows the rules. The Butcher of Black Lake is old news, and Dean plans to keep it that way. Then June Whitmore moves to town. June is a librarian with a sharp eye, a bad past, and zero tolerance for dangerous men. She wants quiet. Safety. A fresh start. Falling for the town’s most unsettlingly polite man was not part of the plan. When June’s abusive ex resurfaces, Dean knows exactly how to handle it.June knows exactly what kind of man she’s sleeping with. The only question left is how far they’re willing to go for each other. Darkly funny, sexy, and unapologetically morally gray, MEAT CUTE is a slow-burn romance with sharp dialogue, high tension, and a hero who’s trying very hard not to relapse. Triggers, Tropes, and Titillations TRIGGERS: mentions of domestic violence (off page), mentions of divorce, mentions of child abuse (off page, discussed in detail), stalking and social manipulation (of a secondary character,) on-page murder (of a secondary character,) discussion of past murders in detail, guns, gun violence & threats of same between main characters, s****y ex-husbands named Paul. TROPES: F/M Cis/Het contemporary dark romance. “Reformed” serial killer & curvy librarian, small town, slice of life, love after divorce, revenge & closure. TITILLATIONS: graphic sex, vaginal sex, oral sex, just…good sex. So...What Are You Into? Katie: They Will Kill You Maxx: The Odyssey Author's Website Our Linktree Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★

  2. Jul 29

    Episode 121 - Scrub Me, Daddy

    We here at Smutco Industries are unabashed lovers of sentient object smut, so we were thrilled to dive into Scrub Me, Daddy by April Showers! It's a filthy tale about a sentient sponge who'll do anything to make you clean! (After making you FILTHY, of course!) Book Description My entire life is a mess. My ex cheated. My job sucks. And my apartment smells like old takeout and despair. Enter: a 3 A.M. infomercial promising the Scrubbie Dubbie will change my life.Desperate and half-delirious, I order it. The next day, a sponge arrives—hot pink, dual-textured, and paired with a cleaning liquid that smells suspiciously like seduction. Then things get... weird. And wet. One steamy scrub-down later, I slip, hit my head, and wake up to a six-foot-something alien Adonis with abs for days and an obsession with cleaning. And with me. He’s strong, sudsy, and ready to polish more than just my floors. He came to tidy my apartment—and he just might stay to deep-clean my soul. Content Considerations: Scrub Me, Daddy is an erotic sentient object romance that includes a sponge and a human woman. It’s a sweet and spicy story, all in good fun. Triple T's TRIGGERS: s****y ex-boyfriends named Aaron, late night infomercial purchases, alien invasion, truly unfortunate wardrobe choices, mild sequences of physical violence, crimes against Katie’s semantic comfort. TROPES: F/M Cis Heterosexual romance, sentient object romance (a sponge,) alien romance (an alien sponge,) slice of life, insta-something-or-other. TITLLATIONS: explicit sex, oral sex, vaginal sex, ass play, incredibly effective aphrodisiacs, masturbation with an inanimate object, sex in public, pegging (epilogue). So...What Are You Into? Katie: The Angel Hare Maxx: Retro Rewind - Video Store Simulator Author's Website Our Linktree Scrubbie Dubbie Infomercial performed (as it appears in Scrub Me, Daddy) by Charlie JoyWritten by April ShowersMusic: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beatsfreemusicarchive.org Theme: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★

  3. Jul 8

    Episode 120 - The Reader and the Wolf

    Remember how we couldn't shut up about how much fun Monsterotica Book Con 2025 was? Well, Keri Boberry took it a step further and wrote a damn BOOK set there! Well, not THERE there, but...oh, just read it, okay! Join us this week for The Reader and the Wolf; It's a sweet slice-of-life inspired by one of our community's most beloved events, and there's even a friend of the show who is a character in the book! Book Description Iris came to Baltimore to attend the most anticipated event in the bookish community. In a room with talent artists, authors, and like-minded fans, she couldn't imagine being anywhere else. Declan hated being stuck indoors filling in for his cousin on the Supernatural Council. He would rather be anywhere but in this hotel. But when a surprising run-in occurs in the gender neutral restrooms adjacent to the convention space, they both discover that there's more than meets the eye. The Reader and the Wolf is a M/F paranormal/monster romance in a contemporary setting where magic is real and supernatural creatures hide in plain sight. It features a human/non-human romantic pairing and multiple open door scenes. Triple T's TRIGGERS: Magic, meddling faeries, feral monster-f****r energy. TROPES: M/F Cis/Het Shifter romance, cozy romance, wolf shifter and human scent match, mistaken identity, meddling faery, real-life meta-narrative, slow burn (for 96 pages). TITILLATIONS: Explicit sex scenes, oral sex, vaginal sex, knotting, mention of toys (no use on-page). So...What Are You Into? Katie: Nutty Buddies Maxx: France Inter Paris Radio Author's Website Our Linktree Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★

  4. Jun 24

    Episode 119 - Morning Glory Milking Farm

    For our season four opener, we are finally taking on a long-requested book: Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta. Listeners have wanted to hear Katie lay this one on Maxx, and needless to say, he was not ready. Book Description Violet is a typical, down-on-her-luck millennial: mid-twenties, over-educated and drowning in debt, on the verge of moving into her parents' basement. When a lifeline appears in the form of a very unconventional job in neighboring Cambric Creek, she has no choice but to grab at it with both hands. Morning Glory Farm offers full-time hours, full benefits, and generous pay with no experience needed . . . there's only one catch. The clientele is Grade A certified prime beef, with the manly, meaty endowments to match. Hands-on work with minotaurs isn't something Violet ever considered as a career option, but she's determined to turn the opportunity into a reversal of fortune. When a stern, deep-voiced client begins to specially request her for his sessions at the farm, maintaining her professionalism and keeping him out of her dreams is easier said than done. Violet is resolved to make a dent in her student loans and afford name-brand orange juice, and a one-sided crush on an out-of-her-league minotaur is not a part of her plan—unless her feelings aren't so one-sided after all. Triple T's TRIGGERS: capitalism, xenophobia (by species), medical setting, collection and sale of bodily fluids, mentions of divorce (MMC), brief mention of blood drinking (vampiric side character,) graphic sexual contact in a professional setting. TROPES: F/M Cis/Het romance ft Human FMC and Minotaur MMC, slice of life, work romance (in a f****d up kinda way,) idiots to lovers? TITILLATIONS: extreme size difference, not a weird dick just…a lot of dick, manual stimulation, machine assisted stimulation, lube play, fluid play. FLUIDS (I can't stress this enough). ‘Breeding stocks’ and ‘good little cow’. So...What Are You Into? Katie: Backrooms Maxx: Severeance BONUS CLIPS: Severance, S1E7, "Music and Dance Experience" and S2 finale scene, "Choreography and Merriment." (Clips are spoiler-free, but do contain context clues to the nature of the relationships between characters.) Author's WebsiteOur Linktree Music: "Storyime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★

  5. Jun 10

    Episode 118 - A Conversation With Lauren Carter Reilly (aka Glamour Possum)

    We have a VERY special surprise for our listeners this week! During our hiatus, we had the opportunity to chat with actor/author Lauren Carter Reilly, aka Glamour Possum! She is the creator of the popular Sunday O'Rorden character on TikTok, and now Sunday is getting the literary treatment with All We Have Is Money! We also talked about her previous novels, how she made the jump from the stage to the page, and how she relishes being able to tell her stories across a variety of mediums. Lauren's Website Our Linktree Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★

  6. May 27

    Episode 117 - Wuthering Heights (2026)

    Season four is here! After a longer-than-anticipated hiatus, Katie and Maxx are back! Tune in to hear what's been going on during hiatus, where we'll be appearing this year, and some new projects in the works! Oh, and we have thoughts on Emerald Fennell's adaptation of Wuthering Heights! So...What Are You Into? Katie: The Wandering Village and "Miyazaki" by Paris PalomaMaxx: "Fabienk" by Angine de Poitrine Our Linktree Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★

  7. Jan 15

    Episode 116 - Have A Holly Wilde Christmas!

    After a much-needed hiatus, Katie and Maxx are back with their holiday episode! Yes, we know that the holidays are technically behind us, but that doesn't mean that we can't keep celebrating! Join us as Katie and Maxx marvel at My Boyfriend Has a Christmas Train Peen (and Other Holiday Classics) by Smutco Industries' favorite mad genius, Holly Wilde! Book Description When Fa-La-La brings the WTF, you know you’ve stumbled into a Holly Wilde Holiday! If you’re craving a holiday read that’s completely unserious, Holly Wilde’s latest collection delivers! From a flirty red truck to a cursed candy cane crush, these four Christmas romances are silly, spicy, and totally bingeable. Inside, you’ll find: My Boyfriend Has a Christmas Train Peen One woman discovers the true meaning of full steam ahead when her date reveals that he’s part man, part train. All aboard! Yule Be Coming: The Christmas Truck Who’s DTF The hot bartender is the only woman who’s ever truly revved his engine. Can the iconic red truck shoot his shot and finally win her over? Or will his fantasy girl remain exactly that…only in his dreams? One Night Stand with the Candy Cane Man Never read mysterious Christmas hexes out loud on a first date. It might turn the poor guy into a candy cane…and then there’ll be some very creative—and intensely personal—magic to turn him human again. (And a fourth title that can't be shared here...for reasons.) Four Holiday Tales of Sentient Object Shenanigans. It’s Holly. It’s Wilde. This Christmas—crank it all the way to climax. Triple T's TRIGGERS: Literally the loosest of all explanations, sentient objects, truly strange anatomy, accidental use of magic, accidental transfiguration, dubious consent, sexual injury, and truly advanced puns.  TROPES: All short stories in this collection are F/M heterosexual erotica, holiday themes, flagrant misuse of the “it was only a dream” trope. TITILLATIONS: His peen is a train, no for real. One guy is a truck, no really! Insertion of a foreign object/sentient object*, Oral sex, vaginal sex, anal sex (fingers, objects) and one truly unfortunate money shot.  * = DISCLAIMER: peppermint burns on contact with any mucosa membrane, sexual contact with peppermint should be avoided for your safety.  So...What Are You Into? Katie: The Incredible Dr. Pol Maxx: Yakuza 0 Holly Wilde on InstagramOur Linktree Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★

  8. 11/19/2025

    Episode 115 - Defined and Defiled

    "Ghostlight Fall" rolls on, and we're stoked to feature an author new to the show: Elsie LePlant! We've never covered her work before, but we'll never forget our first encounter with her! Give us a listen as Katie recaps Defined and Defiled. You may think you love books, but not like this tome's FMC loves them! Book Description Shirley would do anything for her students. Even flirt her way into the closed off basement of her school. But her students might not be the only ones learning a thing or two when she finds a sentient Dictionary that can re-define what love means to her. Triggers, Tropes, and Titillations Triggers: serial workplace harassment, that one guy you avoid at work events, magic, accidental use of magic, non-consensual transfiguration, mild body horror, 90’s references and excessive puns. Tropes: F/M cis/het romance between a human woman and a man who has been turned into a magic book, age gap (both are over 25,) supernatural small town, secrets, lies, and creepy janitors. Titillations: unique anatomy, sex with a sentient object, sex in a public place, sex in a car, oral sex, vaginal sex, double penetration, his tongue is the ribbon bookmark. So...What Are You Into? Katie: Minecraft ARGsMaxx: Mystery Science Theater 3000 Elsie's InstagramOur Linktree Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★

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Katie and her husband Maxx Joy are Smutco Industries. Together, they create Cheap Smut, a podcast for people who would never let anyone see their Kindle library. Each week, Katie explains the plot of a cheap, smutty book ($4.99 or less) to Maxx, who has little to no idea what the book is about.

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  • Creator
    Smutco Industries
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    146
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Smutco Industries
  • Show Website
    Cheap Smut

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