Cheap Smut

Smutco Industries

Katie and her husband Maxx Joy are Smutco Industries. Together, they create Cheap Smut, a podcast for people who would never let anyone see their Kindle library. Each week, Katie explains the plot of a cheap, smutty book ($4.99 or less) to Maxx, who has little to no idea what the book is about.

  1. Jan 15

    Episode 116 - Have A Holly Wilde Christmas!

    After a much-needed hiatus, Katie and Maxx are back with their holiday episode! Yes, we know that the holidays are technically behind us, but that doesn't mean that we can't keep celebrating! Join us as Katie and Maxx marvel at My Boyfriend Has a Christmas Train Peen (and Other Holiday Classics) by Smutco Industries' favorite mad genius, Holly Wilde! Book Description When Fa-La-La brings the WTF, you know you’ve stumbled into a Holly Wilde Holiday! If you’re craving a holiday read that’s completely unserious, Holly Wilde’s latest collection delivers! From a flirty red truck to a cursed candy cane crush, these four Christmas romances are silly, spicy, and totally bingeable. Inside, you’ll find: My Boyfriend Has a Christmas Train Peen One woman discovers the true meaning of full steam ahead when her date reveals that he’s part man, part train. All aboard! Yule Be Coming: The Christmas Truck Who’s DTF The hot bartender is the only woman who’s ever truly revved his engine. Can the iconic red truck shoot his shot and finally win her over? Or will his fantasy girl remain exactly that…only in his dreams? One Night Stand with the Candy Cane Man Never read mysterious Christmas hexes out loud on a first date. It might turn the poor guy into a candy cane…and then there’ll be some very creative—and intensely personal—magic to turn him human again. (And a fourth title that can't be shared here...for reasons.) Four Holiday Tales of Sentient Object Shenanigans. It’s Holly. It’s Wilde. This Christmas—crank it all the way to climax. Triple T's TRIGGERS: Literally the loosest of all explanations, sentient objects, truly strange anatomy, accidental use of magic, accidental transfiguration, dubious consent, sexual injury, and truly advanced puns.  TROPES: All short stories in this collection are F/M heterosexual erotica, holiday themes, flagrant misuse of the “it was only a dream” trope. TITILLATIONS: His peen is a train, no for real. One guy is a truck, no really! Insertion of a foreign object/sentient object*, Oral sex, vaginal sex, anal sex (fingers, objects) and one truly unfortunate money shot.  * = DISCLAIMER: peppermint burns on contact with any mucosa membrane, sexual contact with peppermint should be avoided for your safety.  So...What Are You Into? Katie: The Incredible Dr. Pol Maxx: Yakuza 0 Holly Wilde on InstagramOur Linktree Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★

    1h 4m
  2. 11/05/2025

    Episode 114: The Totally Typical Tale of Mappy McMapface/Hello Nurse

    Week two of Ghostlight Fall features two books from show favorite Nicole Parker! We kind of knew what we were in for with Nicole, but in classic Nicole fashion, she still found ways to surprise us! Give us a listen as Katie blasts through The Totally Typical Tale of Mappy McMapface and Hello, Nurse, Nicole's contribution to the Ghostlight Falls series. Book Descriptions Mappy McMapface takes pride in being Ghostlight Falls’ very own himbo. Who needs brains with wings like those? Carter regrets giving Mappy the spotlight. His bitterness and quest for revenge may lead to a not so happy ending for everyone. But Mappy is hiding a secret. A secret so secret he doesn’t even know about it. Once the truth is revealed, will the town still love their adorable himbo? Will Mappy be able to keep the love of his life, Miguel? Or will his life go off course? Growing up in Ghostlight Falls, Rebecca has seen her fair share of the unusual, but when she runs into three mysterious creatures hiding from their past, her curiosity leads her down a path she never expects. Will their dark history get in the way of a bright future, or can Rebecca help Blabbo, Absurdo, and Angelina find a way to be free from Dr. Sinister forever? Triple T's Mapface TRIGGERS: attempted murder, bad science, car accidents, attempted drowning (not detailed,) memory loss and blackouts, alcohol use, history of bullying, needles, drugging, kidnapping, and forced shifting. TROPES: M/M Cis/homosexual romance ft bat-winged himbo and an almost totally normal human man. TITILLATIONS: oral sex, anal sex, flavored cum, masturbation, weird dick, wing play. Hello, Nurse TRIGGERS: evil scientist, abused lab experiments, kidnapping, violence, ritual magic. TROPES: FFMM cis/queer erotic short story, 3 non-human partners and 1 (mostly) human nurse, Animaniacs coded. TITILLATIONS: all group sex all the time! Oral, vaginal, and anal sex, double penetration, triple penetration, face sitting, knots, mating bites. So...What Are You Into? Katie: Rust Valley Restorers Maxx: Silent Hill 2 Remake Author's Website Our Linktree Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★

    1h 1m
  3. 10/13/2025

    Episode 112 - The Flower Queen

    It's a race against the clock this week, as Katie and Maxx barrel through The Flower Queen by Phenix Lynn, each with a heroic amount of edibles (consumed right before Maxx hit "Record") slowly kicking in. Whether they won or lost depends on how you feel about a married couple giddily recounting a smutty Thumbelina retelling! Book Description Leena is a day away from marrying her best friend, King Obe. When she is kidnapped the night before the wedding, she must face her fears and remember the survival skills she learned as a child to survive. Will she get back to the castle and her beloved king? Obe, Flower King of the Seelie Court, is about to marry his truest love, Leena. But when she is kidnapped, a beautiful courtier from the Unseelie Court, at the castle for the wedding, comforts and befriends him. Will he fall for her in Leena’s absence? Sparrow is home from a trip to the human realm, for the wedding of his two childhood friends. But he is secretly in love with one of them. Will he make his feelings known? Triple T's Triggers: kidnapping, imprisonment, violence, blood, gore & bones, torture & murder, drugging, on-page panic attacks, sexual harrasment of the main character(s), survival in harsh environments, gruesome injury of a main character, no musical numbers. Tropes: FMM Cis/Queer romance, Thumbelina retelling, fae/shifting/magic, survival story, idiots-in-love, nursing the injured. Titillations: reference to kink and play (not depicted on page,) explicit on-page sex including oral sex, vaginal sex, anal sex, and double vaginal penetration, MM, FM, and FMM. So...What Are You Into? Katie: Greenleaf Classics Books Digital Cover Archive (NSFW and lacks content warnings; some images may be disturbing)Maxx: Sloppy Second Sales BONUS LINK: Big Box Collection Author's WebsiteOur Linktree Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★

    1h 19m
5
out of 5
10 Ratings

About

Katie and her husband Maxx Joy are Smutco Industries. Together, they create Cheap Smut, a podcast for people who would never let anyone see their Kindle library. Each week, Katie explains the plot of a cheap, smutty book ($4.99 or less) to Maxx, who has little to no idea what the book is about.