Cheap Smut

Smutco Industries
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Katie and her husband Maxx Joy are Smutco Industries. Together, they create Cheap Smut, a podcast for people who would never let anyone see their Kindle library. Each week, Katie explains the plot of a cheap, smutty book ($4.99 or less) to Maxx, who has little to no idea what the book is about.

  1. 8h ago

    Episode 128 - I Fell Into A Pumpkin And Now I Have A Monster Harem

    It's the end of an era here at Smutco Industries! This week's episode marks our last audio-only episode, and Katie couldn't have picked a higher note to go out on than I Fell Into A Pumpkin And Now I Have A Monster Harem by Kelsey Soliz. One woman, four monster husbands, and and a "woo-woo" girlfriend with an eye for spotting pumpkin-f*****s...what's not to love? Please like and subscribe wherever you listen! Sign up at the Cheap Smut Live Tour 2027 Kickstarter pre-launch page!Book Description When my aunt's girlfriend tells me I look like someone who would sleep with a pumpkin, I uncomfortably laugh it off and encourage her and my aunt out of my apartment. This is after, of course, she gifts me an amulet that I really should have investigated more before continuing on with my night. A few too many hard ciders later and I'm dancing too close to a giant pumpkin display, but when I fall into it, I don't hit the bottom; I wake up in a different world where monsters are making thirst traps that feel very targeted to me and my neighbor looks like a walking, talking pumpkin that I...okay,I kind of do want to sleep with him. Can I even be blamed when I accidentally bond not only them, but a phantom and a goblin as well? I think not. I'm literally just a girl. Triple T's (Triggers, Tropes, and Titllations) TRIGGERS: Meddling lesbian psychics, alcohol consumption, accidental potion consumption with intoxicating result, magic, unwitting portaling, and mention of unwilling transfiguration. Accidental fall and head injury, a really weird moment with a pie, cringe-worthy puns, paperwork snafus by extra-dimensional entities, fourth wall breaks, intentional silliness. TROPES: FMMMM, Cis/Het romance ft. a curvy human FMC and a menagerie of MMCs including a pumpkin man, a phantom, Frankenstein’s monster, and a goblin. Portal fantasy, Halloweentown needs mates, mate marking and bond magic, accidental matings, grumpy/sunshines,  size difference (in reverse), virgin MMCs. TITILLATIONS: explicit sex, oral sex, vaginal sex, anal play, multiple partners, really unique anatomy, incorporeal partner, bathtub sex, orgies, flavored fluids So...What Are You Into? Katie: Night Mind on YouTube Maxx: Tape to Tape Kelsey On Instagram Our Linktree Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★

  2. Oct 14

    Episode 127 - Rooting For Kiran

    We're going through a bit of a "second summer" this week at Smutco Industries, so it is the perfect time for a book about a hot alien plant-man! Join us for Rooting For Kiran by Meghan Monarch and watch as our MCs get to it faster than one of those time-lapse plant-growing videos! Cheap Smut is premiering its new video format on November 4th with a special guest! Want our first MAJOR tour announcement? Get our Kickstarter to 25 followers! Want to know who our special guest is? Get us to 100! Sign up at the Cheap Smut Live Tour 2027 Kickstarter pre-launch page!Book Description She wasn't looking for anyone, but he's always been looking for her... Rooting for Kiran Formula: One hot alien male with a plant meant to attract his fated mate PLUS One single, hyper-independent human female who’s not looking for anyone EQUALS A mate-cute, a one-night stand, and a surprise chance at love. *** Rooting for Kiran is the first book in the Mate-Cute Series. With low stakes, out-of-this-world spice, and a dash of humor, this adult alien romance is perfect for those looking for a flutter-worthy love story where finding your fated alien mate is only a happenstance greenhouse visit away. ***The Mate-Cute Series is a series of interconnected, standalone novellas. They can be read in any order.***Ratings and content information for all of Meghan's works can be found on author's website.*** Triple T's (Triggers, Tropes, and Titllations) TRIGGERS: Aliens, mild body horror (alien transformation,) a root situation that might upset certain readers, profanity, mention of the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic, FMC is hyper-independent to the point of annoyance. TROPES: F/M Cis/Het alien romance ft a curvy human FMC and a plant-based alien MMC, Mars Needs Mates (with a twist,) fated mates, holiday romance (Valentine's Day,) a third act "WTF??" TITILLATIONS: Graphic sex, casual sex, one night stand, oral sex, vaginal sex, mutual masturbation, unique anatomy, penis plant. So...What Are You Into? Katie: Trash Goblin Maxx: Deadball TTRPG Author's Website Our Linktree Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★

  3. Oct 7

    Episode 126 - Abducted by Moonlight

    Another week, another massive upheaval in the Smutco Industries household (not to mention Maxx's allergies...sorry for the coughing), but we're soldiering on! We're revisiting a favorite author of ours (Petra Palerno) for another one of her delightfully unhinged monsterfucker tales; this time, it's Abducted by Moonlight, the perfect confluence of werewolves, aliens, and Omega vibes! This episode marks the introduction of chapters (hopefully...let me know if they don't work), because we spend 20 minutes spilling tea and giving life updates at the top of the show, but if that's not your vibe, skip right ahead to where we start the recap! Sign up at the Cheap Smut Live Tour 2027 Kickstarter pre-launch page!Book Description A werewolf stalks his newly found human mate in the forest when a UFO abducts them both. What happens when the alien tries to stake a claim on her as well? Abducted by Moonlight is part of the smutty novella collection, Petra Palerno’s Filthy Shorts, that feature otherworldly love interests. In this edition you’ll find alien & monster romance, size difference, why choose, group scenes, abduction, FMM, sword crossing, and a plus-sized FMC. Triple T's (Triggers, Tropes, and Titllations) TRIGGERS: Abandonment, alien abduction, confinement, fighting, heights, hiking, survival and outdoor urination, kidnapping, knives & daggers, space travel, sequences of body horror/werewolf transformation. TROPES: FMM Cis-het romance ft fat woman, a werewolf, and an alien warrior, alien abduction, fated mates but there’s more this time, fully-shifted werewolf, Liam Neeson’s worst nightmare. (How many times can one poor bitch get taken?) TITILLATIONS: Explicit sexual contact, mutual masturbation, oral, vaginal, anal, and group sex sequences, knotting, primal chasing, aphrodisiac mushroom spores, unique anatomy, virgin MMC. So...What Are You Into? Katie: Boyfriend Dungeon Maxx:Vivisectionary by Kate Lacour Author's Website Our Linktree Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★

  4. Sep 23

    Episode 125 - Live at Romancing Portland 2026

    We have a very special episode for everyone this week, because LAST weekend, Katie and Maxx hung out in Portland, Oregon and did a live episode at Romancing Portland 2026! They were joined by authors Emily Rath (Pucking Around), S.A. MacLean (Beasts of the Void duology), and honorary Smutco Industries Intern, Lauren Devora (who is not only an author, but a co-host of the In Our Ears podcast, a show about the world of audio erotica). No book descriptions or Triple T's for this one, because Katie presented a Funbag of three short stories, but with a twist: one of the books is made up by Katie, and our guests have to guess which one that is. As such, we also aren't posting the book information in the show notes, so YOU can play along as well! Katie mentions the titles at the end, so you'll be able to track them down! We are going on tour in 2027! Help us make it amazing and fill out our survey! Only takes a few minutes, and it is anonymous! Our Linktree Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★

  5. Sep 9

    Episode 124 - This One Time at Band Camp

    This week, Katie and Maxx overcome some technical difficulties to deliver a sweet tale of sapphic love, and this book was worth the (second) effort! Join us for This One Time at Band Camp by B.L. Brown, and you'll also get a Crown and Quill recap, a Romancing Portland sneak peek, and a glimpse at our plans for 2027! (Jump ahead to 28:51 if you want to skip the recap/preview portion...we won't be offended, we promise!) Get your tickets to Romancing Portland 2026! Book Description For weeks, Mac has snuck away from Elkwater Music Camp to practice her instrument in the privacy of the woods. And for weeks, she has been haunted by a mysterious creature lurking just out of sight. No more than a glimpse of soft ears or long, graceful limbs. There, and gone again. Now, on the last night of camp, Mac has one last chance to catch her monster, and she’s pulling out every trick in the book to ensure she does. Welcome to CAMP CRYPTID and the short that started it all. Triple T's TRIGGERS: Young adult romance (both MCs are approximately 18), discussion of sex acts between minors (MC flashback), mild parental disappointment, the Careless Whisper saxaphone riff, brief and unsubstantiated emotional panic. TROPES: F/NB Sapphic romance ft a human woman and a gender ambiguous faun with a feminine sex presentation. Insta-lust. “I’ll come back for you.” TITILLATIONS: Explicit, sapphic sex. Manual stimulation, oral sex, nipple play, ear play. Unique anatomy (mild). Bleating.  So...What Are You Into? Katie: The Cleveland Museum of Art Maxx: The Day the Earth Blew Up Author's WebsiteOur Linktree Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★

  6. Aug 27

    Episode 123 - Mingling With Mothman

    When we covered Eden Crowe's Bowling With Bigfoot way back on episode 87, Maxx told a story of his youthful, small-town hijinks. Edwn was so tickled that she wrote an ENTIRE BOOK about the hilarious tale! Okay...she briefly mentions it in Mingling With Mothman, her latest adorable slice-of-small-town-life tale in her Monsters of Mistwood series. It is still very cool, and the book is another Eden Crowe banger! Meet Katie at Crown & Quill August 29th in Jamestown, North Carolina! Meet Katie and Maxx at Romancing Portland September 11th-13th in Portland, Oregon! Book Description There are a million reasons why Mayor Clay Carlile should never fall for his gorgeous and curvy new social media intern, but the biggest reason of all might just be her father. In nearly twenty years of political tenure, he’s been Clay’s only opponent, and his distaste for all of the monsters who call Mistwood, WV, home is more than well known. Not to mention, a scathing letter he sent to the tabloids trying to out Clay as the state’s most notorious cryptid has an uncomfortable amount of eyes focusing on this mothy mayoral candidate just in time for election season. But how is Clay supposed to resist a woman who shines so bright? Ava Pratt is nothing like the man who raised her, and she’s lived her life abroad proving just that. Despite it all, she can’t help but believe there’s still some good left in her father and is determined to help him see reason. She hasn’t been back to Mistwood in two decades, but when a job posting from her hometown slides into her inbox, it seems like the perfect political strategy to take the temporary office position playing intern to her father’s biggest enemy, if only to help them both understand one another better. But the last thing Ava expects is to find herself falling for her new boss. A work trip goes awry when a sudden snow storm leaves the pair stranded at a no-tell motel. This single-bed-situation seems prime for media scandal, but when Clay reveals more than just his true form, the two must face the forbidden nature of their budding romance and decide whether it’s best to stay hidden, waiting in the wings, or find a way to face the public - and Ava’s father. Can the pair sort through all the legends and lore to learn that seeing is believing? And will their love find a way to show others the light? Triple T's TRIGGERS: Family estrangement, bigotry and racism, family member diagnosed with a life-threatening illness, verbal abuse and hate speech, implied sexual-assault of a friend (mention,) feelings of loneliness and otherness, fictional death related to a real event. TROPES: F/M Cis/Het romance featuring a human woman and The Mothman. Age gap (she’s in her 30s, he’s at least 100 he thinks). Small town romance, supernatural small town, forbidden romance, trapped by the elements, only one bed, monstrous monster. TITILLATIONS: “graphic, consensual (and highly detailed) fornicatin’ between Mothman and his lady - some rather interesting use of moth parts, such as a proboscis and claspers.” Unique anatomy, literal panty eating, monstrous sex. So...What Are You Into? Katie: "Downfall" by Noah Kahan Maxx: Alexis Dahl on YouTube Author's Website Our Linktree Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★

  7. Aug 12

    Episode 122 - Meat Cute

    If you like your murderers to be hot and principled but still a bit awkward, then have we got the book for you! Join us this week as Katie shares Meat Cute by Millie St. Graves! Book Description Dean Campbell is reformed. He hasn’t killed anyone in years. He keeps his head down, drinks his coffee black, and follows the rules. The Butcher of Black Lake is old news, and Dean plans to keep it that way. Then June Whitmore moves to town. June is a librarian with a sharp eye, a bad past, and zero tolerance for dangerous men. She wants quiet. Safety. A fresh start. Falling for the town’s most unsettlingly polite man was not part of the plan. When June’s abusive ex resurfaces, Dean knows exactly how to handle it.June knows exactly what kind of man she’s sleeping with. The only question left is how far they’re willing to go for each other. Darkly funny, sexy, and unapologetically morally gray, MEAT CUTE is a slow-burn romance with sharp dialogue, high tension, and a hero who’s trying very hard not to relapse. Triggers, Tropes, and Titillations TRIGGERS: mentions of domestic violence (off page), mentions of divorce, mentions of child abuse (off page, discussed in detail), stalking and social manipulation (of a secondary character,) on-page murder (of a secondary character,) discussion of past murders in detail, guns, gun violence & threats of same between main characters, s****y ex-husbands named Paul. TROPES: F/M Cis/Het contemporary dark romance. “Reformed” serial killer & curvy librarian, small town, slice of life, love after divorce, revenge & closure. TITILLATIONS: graphic sex, vaginal sex, oral sex, just…good sex. So...What Are You Into? Katie: They Will Kill You Maxx: The Odyssey Author's Website Our Linktree Music: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★

  8. Jul 29

    Episode 121 - Scrub Me, Daddy

    We here at Smutco Industries are unabashed lovers of sentient object smut, so we were thrilled to dive into Scrub Me, Daddy by April Showers! It's a filthy tale about a sentient sponge who'll do anything to make you clean! (After making you FILTHY, of course!) Book Description My entire life is a mess. My ex cheated. My job sucks. And my apartment smells like old takeout and despair. Enter: a 3 A.M. infomercial promising the Scrubbie Dubbie will change my life.Desperate and half-delirious, I order it. The next day, a sponge arrives—hot pink, dual-textured, and paired with a cleaning liquid that smells suspiciously like seduction. Then things get... weird. And wet. One steamy scrub-down later, I slip, hit my head, and wake up to a six-foot-something alien Adonis with abs for days and an obsession with cleaning. And with me. He’s strong, sudsy, and ready to polish more than just my floors. He came to tidy my apartment—and he just might stay to deep-clean my soul. Content Considerations: Scrub Me, Daddy is an erotic sentient object romance that includes a sponge and a human woman. It’s a sweet and spicy story, all in good fun. Triple T's TRIGGERS: s****y ex-boyfriends named Aaron, late night infomercial purchases, alien invasion, truly unfortunate wardrobe choices, mild sequences of physical violence, crimes against Katie’s semantic comfort. TROPES: F/M Cis Heterosexual romance, sentient object romance (a sponge,) alien romance (an alien sponge,) slice of life, insta-something-or-other. TITLLATIONS: explicit sex, oral sex, vaginal sex, ass play, incredibly effective aphrodisiacs, masturbation with an inanimate object, sex in public, pegging (epilogue). So...What Are You Into? Katie: The Angel Hare Maxx: Retro Rewind - Video Store Simulator Author's Website Our Linktree Scrubbie Dubbie Infomercial performed (as it appears in Scrub Me, Daddy) by Charlie JoyWritten by April ShowersMusic: "Nostalgia" by Makaih Beatsfreemusicarchive.org Theme: "Storytime" by Maxx Joy ★ Support this podcast ★

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Katie and her husband Maxx Joy are Smutco Industries. Together, they create Cheap Smut, a podcast for people who would never let anyone see their Kindle library. Each week, Katie explains the plot of a cheap, smutty book ($4.99 or less) to Maxx, who has little to no idea what the book is about.

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  • Creator
    Smutco Industries
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    151
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Smutco Industries
  • Show Website
    Cheap Smut

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