Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories

Jo Newman & Morgan Walsh
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To: The Restless, The Insomniacs, The Stressed-out, The Overworked, The Doom-Scrollers, The Worried and The Bored: THIS IS FOR YOU Good writing is meant to make you think. This is the opposite. Short, funny, (unfortunately true) stories that have mostly to do with Nothing, to help you turn off your brain and turn on your REM. Because you're looking at your phone anyway.

  1. 6D AGO

    Nightmare On Elm Street

    🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? When a socially anxious improv nerd’s first co-ed Halloween sleepover devolves into graveyard hide-and-seek, a catastrophic poop incident, and a possibly dead birthday girl, the result is her first kiss, a legendary story, and the shocking realization that she might actually like parties. ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo Jo & Morgan

    22 min

  2. JAN 22

    Dead Aunties Society

    🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo Jo & Morgan

    21 min

  3. JAN 14

    Brown Beard

    What could go wrong during a romantic night after an all-you-can-eat crab fest? Whatever you are imagining, this is worse. Or better 😊 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo Jo & Morgan

    19 min

  4. JAN 7

    The Special Sauce

    How to win over your girlfriend's Italian family you ask? Here's a hint: Try using mushrooms 😘 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo Jo & Morgan

    20 min

  5. 12/17/2025

    Child's Play

    When Gary’s son refuses to sleep night after night, he finds parenting inspiration in the most unlikely of places: yes, the Chuckie doll from the horror movie, Child’s Play. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo Jo & Morgan

    21 min

  6. 12/10/2025

    In Da Club

    When 50 Cent’s 2003 album drops in the middle of a Canadian winter, nothing can stop 13-year-old Jessie from getting her hands on it. Not even the Halifax Police. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo Jo & Morgan

    22 min

  7. 12/03/2025

    Into The Wild

    When Sarah tries to rescue her third stray animal of the month, she doesn’t expect to put her life on the line. Or learn about the danger, after the fact, over vegetable lo mein. 🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo Jo & Morgan

    18 min

  8. 11/19/2025

    An Eggs-ellent Ending

    Anxiety Addict's BS is more than excited to share another Megan Chacalos Story (You may know her as the Olive Oil Girl.) A true story about Megan's YiaYia after immigrating to West Virginia from Greece, this story will have you laughing and also happy you can't smell it...  🌈 Lost your EarPods? Procrastinating at your computer? Hate the sound of Jo's voice? Then you're in luck! 🍀 All episodes are available for your reading pleasure at www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com 📚 Love the stories? 👄 Have one to tell? ⏰ Only have three minutes? It's SO easy to submit your own! Just click on: www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/contact ✍️ How does it work? 👀 Is it annoying? 👮 Will the cops find me? You send three short sentences and we do the rest. It's less annoying than anything else in your inbox. And we change all names and identifying characteristics so the only thing knocking on your door after midnight is hopefully someone you invited. 🍆 Want funny pics? Links to the latest story? And videos of all the things stressing us the eff out? Lucky for you, our Insta is 🔥 Fire 🔥 So follow us here: @anxietyaddictsbedtimestories. Need a 90-second life break to make you laugh and forget about the real world for an entire minute? Put your email in here for a good time: https://www.anxietyaddictsbedtimestories.com/Sweet dreams...xoxo Jo & Morgan

    21 min
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To: The Restless, The Insomniacs, The Stressed-out, The Overworked, The Doom-Scrollers, The Worried and The Bored: THIS IS FOR YOU Good writing is meant to make you think. This is the opposite. Short, funny, (unfortunately true) stories that have mostly to do with Nothing, to help you turn off your brain and turn on your REM. Because you're looking at your phone anyway.

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  • Creator
    Jo Newman & Morgan Walsh
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    185
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright Jo Newman & Morgan Walsh
  • Show Website
    Anxiety Addict's Bedtime Stories

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