Smoke N B******t

Smoke N Bullshit
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Just two chics smoking pot and bullshitting about whatever comes to mind- we have no filter we give no f***s- it's just two old ass friends for over 35 years and plenty of stories and b******t to share. Who doesn't need a place to chill and smoke freely to unwind and talk shit or share a funny story. We are NOT professional anythings- we are just friends talking- you don't like it - kindly move on. So come chill with Annette and Tonya for some Smoke N B******t and no judgement. smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com https://twitter.com/smokenbullshit https://www.instagram.com/smokenbullshit FacebookSNB

  1. 12h ago

    194-You smell like a skank

    Welcome back for #194 whore show- Thanks for coming back guys- we really wouldn't be here without your awesomeness!! We had a really cool #puffer post! A lil real life creepy story- you know how it goes- older home, creaky floors... yeah no not the case here- yeah old house but FOOTSTEPS from the attic! So an older brother decided he was going to go up an investigate.... chills- i got chills- just listen to the story- I would have FOR SURE slept in the living room after hearing that. Thank you Kevin from MA! Annette started the night with a stinky one;) Crazy story about a tractor traile rthat turned on its side- spewing little squids all over the road- IN THE HEAT- IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY- Ughh I can almost smells the stench- gagging as I write this- maybe you all should all just listen for the details Tonya told us a real silly tale of possibly the dumbest person on earth! This fella decided to rob a bank- had what he thought was a fool proof plan. So on that day in 1995 he ventured out to take on the man and rob that bank- but before he walked in- he made sure to cover his face with lemon juice... THAT'S RIGHT- lemon juice- so the cameras couldn't see his face..... please have a listen for the rest of this most ridiculous story! Annette gave us a fun story of a good time ride we all have been on- The tilt a whirl- oh the memories of amusement parks when we were younger and how this is one of the MOST loved rides of all times- I can still feel that tickle belly at the Bath carnival- good times- anyway this ride in Falcon Heights MN started at the Minnesota State Fair in 1926 they celebrated 100 years of their tilt a whirl- which makes me very happy Tonya left us with another dark tale of haunted property- people have witnessed objects being thrown, they have heard knocking and have seen mysterious messages on the WALLS! All I know is that I do not want a tour of this Borely Rectory- you would think it would be holy- but HELL know its haunted AF Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

  2. Sep 9

    193-Thanks for the weiner Dolly

    Wowzers! Back for #193 fam!! Thank you as always for showing up and showin out!! We love you all so much! Had THE BEST #puffer post sent in from one of our OG #puffers Jennifer!! THIS was an epic one and the best part was that I didn't even know it was from our gal!! Ahhh the 3 legged man- we all heard about him- Jennifer witnessed him! OMG this was an absolute hysterical story! THANK YOU our love for taking time to write us- we know how much you got going on- smoochies Tonya began the night with a sweet story of wildin out Kangaroo' s near our home town- PLEASE NOTE- Kangaroos are not common here in Pennsylvania! LOL- So the story goes- it seems someone thought they were just loose like a goose- roaming the streets- two cops even did a double take- as they went to investigate the situation- have a listen for this cute lil story CRICKIE!! Annette told us a little story of magic mushrooms and how this new strain is truly mind blowing! So some people are saying after taking this mushroom- its the usual trip,smiles laughs and a general good time... then the little people start to appear-on books- climbing plants-even communicating with the trippin major ballsack human! The little people sightings last a few days-not sure that's a trip I wanna take! The queen of the dark returns for her season- Tonya told us a spooker from the late 1800's a coal mining town disaster left many widows behind- Nora Keyhold lost her husband in that coal mine and a few weeks later their son disappeared into the woods, never to return. Some say he wondered off to find his daddy..... today people claim to see a young boy on the property- some hear him crying in the stairwell- all a big NO to me!! Enjoy the rest as Tonya chills us to the boner! Annette sent us off with a odd dining experience- you can dine naked- around others naked, this is the weirdest thing cause why not just stay home.. well there is more to it. NO TOUCHING unless invited by the other person- so you can eat your meat AND get meat in ya all in one! Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

  3. Sep 2

    192-Get the f**k out of my ass

    Holy moly we are back for #192!! You all did not let us down either! Had a cutie poo story from one of our loyal gals out there in pufferland! Lisa had a story that took us back real nice- to an easier time- days of the roller rink. If you knew how to skate or not you did hang out there! Gosh this story took us back to the rink- and she found the man of her dreams there;) Super cute story! Thank you again for taking time to write us!! KEEP THEM COMING!! Annette started us off with a real stinky one- a MULTIPLE offender in California was caught again- you'll never guess what he was doing... sniffing ladies ass's WTF! Not sure how or why this started- but he likes a good wiff of the cheeks- no matter the temp, hes going nose first! Super creepy- no one is safe at this point Tonya began the night with a furry little fun one-she told us a tale of how some guy stole a bag full of hamsters from a store and tried to out run the police- what was he going to do with those gerbils anyway? She asked is he related to Gerry Penacoli?? Not sure if anyone remembers him or if it was just a local LORE- cause I don't think he put them up his pooper! Annette sent us away with a weird one- story about how a lady woke up from a slumber to find an animal wanting to take refuge in her mouth- I personally would have lost my shit and squashed the bastard- but she is a better woman than I- she took it to the ER with her.. gonna have to listen for the details;) Tonya left us with a goodie- as we always say- You will get caught- no one escapes the law! After 14 years of not knowing who that there blood evidence belonged to- DNA and science prevailed here! For years they searched for who this killer was- had video-tons of evidence but no hard leads- UNTIL a detective put it through CODIS and got a genetic genealogy hit and finally caught this hoe! Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

  4. Aug 26

    191-Eating bad beaver

    WOW guys! Episode #191!! THANK YOU! We had a great #puffer post from Havey in New Jersey! Totally lived this story MANY times!! Harvey gave us a story of his youth and discovering a hidden talent (weed enhanced this thought) He and a friend decided to cook up some munchies and went full FOOD NETWORK while making it- such an absolute hysterical story! I KNOW we have ALL done that!! Have a listen for the much reveal;);) Tonya gave us a tale of a birthday boy who thought it would be fun to f**k around on his Bday! This idiot was live streaming as he did donuts in his new mustang- that wasn't the issue- the issue was that he was him doing donuts near an active gas pump when the cops did finally arrest him- he said "I woke up and felt like spinning" The youth will be the end to us all! So dumb! Annette gave us a crazy one ;) Have you ever heard from your mom or dad-"If I see anyone in this house-imma shoot em" just to emphasise NOT having someone in the house when they are gone?? Well sort of what happened in this situation, but Mom did not hold back! She came home early to a locked door- once in the house- thats when it got messy- have a listen for the goodies;) Tonya left us with a cute story of a bird and his love of words... just so happen its what got his human caught. It happened to belong to a drug dealer- and when they cops showed up- he alerted his humans- "mom the police mom the police" so once they arrested the drug dealer-they tried to get information from the bird- it too had been trained to not snitch;) Annette gave us a real charmer;) Imagine you are just swimming along the creek in the park minding your business- checking out the clouds when BAM you get attacked in broad daylight from a rabid BEAVER!! Like WTF new fear UNLOCKED! Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

  5. Aug 19

    190-He is getting ass waffled

    Welcome back our peeps!! Wow what a week we had here! Started tonight with a GREAT #puffer post a local yocal- Tom from Jim Thorpe chimed in with a story of his hay day and how careless and free we all once were! HAHAH Thanks again for writing in guys! We wouldn't be this cool without you! Annette began the night with a thief in the night- this f****r got caught in the best way! Two dudes living together, one has daily pain and needs his medication and the other- a load of a life. The load was stealing his roommates opioids at night- so the room mate set up a camera to catch the thief- once he seen he was stealing from him- he replaced the pills with laxatives!! Tonya began with a real thriller- hahaha these two guys decided to rob a store- so they decided to do in disguise to do so- and what you may ask did they cover their faces with... Bet you won't guess this one- SHARPIE MARKERS!! They drew designs over their faces! W T F!! HAHAHAHHA Annette left us with this one a man in Florida claimed people were eating his brains out!! Not really sure who these people were ingesting his brains but he was surely scared they were coming for him- he alerted EMS and then jumped into a community watch SUV and took off- he f****d up a golf course or two in his getaway. He then crashed into a nursing home and took off on foot! Never a dull moment in Florida Tonya left us with a tale of the Hummel house- I'm not sure why this spooky one gave me the gigs but it sure did! This story was about a young girl in that Hummel house that went missing- just poof gone! Never to be seen again- not in life at least. In 1891 during a renovation, they found a room- with a wooden chair and a child show inside- and lock as if that child was locked in that room. After this was discovered- that is when the activity started...... Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

  6. Aug 12

    189-My little sausage stuffer

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  7. Aug 5

    188-F**k more

    Welcome back for the shitshow #188!! WOOOOO Let me tell ya did we have the goodies tonight;) Really enjoyed this weeks #puffer post- it was an OG stoner with what they called stoner ramblings and WE ARE HERE for it. Absolutely LOVED the story and that you told your bestie about us and now she listens and tokes on Wednesdays;) THANK YOU!! Every week you guys NAIL IT! We LOVE YOU ALL!! So Annette Began the eve with a tale of some jackin that may save your life (this is for the boys) so apparently a study has shown that masturbating or releasing the swimmers 21 times a month makes for a health dick box- So your man may have hairy palms but his dick be broken in his later years;) Its a good listen I promise;) Tonya began her night with biter! LOL Somehow down there in Florida a man was on an "attraction adventure" when they came across some gators... and ya know that never ends well. So this fells had been bitten in the face by a gator and now wants to sue the tour company because of it. Here's the thing YOU paid for the ticket to see and pet gators- your face got in the way. ;) Annette cleared the board with this one! When a young man in Queens started to suffer heart palpitations of 140 beats per minute he was rushed to the ER- before starting the standard testing to restore the heartbeat- the attending doctor had another idea..... what could it be.. you guessed it a big fat phalanges in the shit box! Tonya left us with a spooky lovers tale- the beautiful stranger as she is known now. Years ago she was a guest at the hotel- checked in on Thanksgiving and never checked out. She was waiting on a gentleman caller that NEVER SHOWED UP. Well as it goes her lover had a wife and family- but what he didn't know is she was carrying his baby when she died..... now she haunts the property. Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

  8. Jul 29

    187-Lower your boner there friend

    Welcome back to #187 guys! This one was all over the place- 1st I want to say the #puffer post from Miss Helen- has been in my heart all week. Her story she wrote in was beautiful and heart breaking all in one. Sending you big hus Helen and always know Teresa IS always with you- just talk to her. Tonya began the night with a tale of a BLOB- not just any blob- but one jammin the s*****r line in a city. When they did find the blockage it consisted of wipes, sanitary napkins and diapers- WHO flushes a diaper- anyway this was so packed in they had to open up the line- the picture is GRODY too! I can almost smell this story- puke!! Moral of the story flush shit and piss only man! Annette oddly enough had a s****y one too- this idiot was found inside a port-o-shit. The crew went around to clean up after a FIFA event- when they came across a locked unit- noone answered when they knocked- then they heard- I need 10 more minutes..... then silent. After they broke in- they did not see anyone inside... then the head popped up from the hole! OMG have a listen and a good laugh!! Tonya ends the even with a story about a man going for coconuts in Miami! LOL! This guys story just didn't add up- from his ID to the car and then from which state he was really from! It all went south once they searched his car- and what they found will blow your mind! People in Florida are WILD MAN!! Annette left us with a real BUM bruiser- back in 2014 France had given a local artist the permission to create the Christmas theme for the town center... and what this guy did was absolutely embarrassing to Paris as a whole! HAHAHA Have a listen- you will enjoy Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

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Just two chics smoking pot and bullshitting about whatever comes to mind- we have no filter we give no f***s- it's just two old ass friends for over 35 years and plenty of stories and b******t to share. Who doesn't need a place to chill and smoke freely to unwind and talk shit or share a funny story. We are NOT professional anythings- we are just friends talking- you don't like it - kindly move on. So come chill with Annette and Tonya for some Smoke N B******t and no judgement. smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com https://twitter.com/smokenbullshit https://www.instagram.com/smokenbullshit FacebookSNB

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  • Creator
    Smoke N Bullshit
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    195
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Smoke N Bullshit
  • Show Website
    Smoke N B******t