Smoke N B******t

Smoke N Bullshit
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Just two chics smoking pot and bullshitting about whatever comes to mind- we have no filter we give no f***s- it's just two old ass friends for over 35 years and plenty of stories and b******t to share. Who doesn't need a place to chill and smoke freely to unwind and talk shit or share a funny story. We are NOT professional anythings- we are just friends talking- you don't like it - kindly move on. So come chill with Annette and Tonya for some Smoke N B******t and no judgement. smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com https://twitter.com/smokenbullshit https://www.instagram.com/smokenbullshit FacebookSNB

  1. 6d ago

    199-Im inflamed with highness

    Its a whole new world for us on #199- no headphones and new mic's! YASSSSSo of course we started the night with a creepy #puffer post sent in from Jacob- this one had me chill bumped all the way home! Man you guys are killin it with these stories!! Tonya brought a story that just never gets old! She filled us in on a creepy guy scaring the neighborhood in Philly running around with A SCARY AF mask! The worst part about it was that it wasn't people his age it was ANYONE in his path- there was a with an injury to her leg from running away from this thing and to boot the guy had other charges on him- Cops caught his ass and landed him in the kilnk! Jokes on you bro! Oh Annette gave us a s****y one- her story was suggested by Megs from the lake;) This one was found on the IG- seems our friends across the pond are at times just as fowl as the lads in America- this gem here- well he crammed Cadbury eggs in the brown box- not just 1- 9!! 9 flipping mushy gooey cadbury eggs- Oh have a listen how this turned out! The last Tonka tale is another chiller- you know when she starts off with "it began with knockin" this isn't gonna be good! Started in 1977 in North London as soon as they moved into the house- the knocking began- then things moving- beds shaking violently. Soon the sisters became the center of its attention... oooh this is a goodie- listen for the rest Annette believe it or not ended the night with a run-away pumpkin! Not just any pumpkin thou- this guy was 2 stories tall and was to be anchored for a farm festival.. well the winds picked up quick and fierce- taking this ole boy out in the neighborhood! What a cool site for any little kids to see;) Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

  2. Oct 14

    198-What the f**k Annette

    Well shit another banger for the books! Welcome back or #198!! Thank you all so much for the support- you amaze us everyday! We had yet again another amazing #puffer post- this one was a great one of a group of friends that didn't want the sisters sleepover to be a peaceful one- they wanted to scare the girls!! OH this was epic and hysterical!! Thank you Sean from Florida!! LOVED IT! Annette knows how to brighten our day with a tale of the turds- oh and THIS one went SOUTH real quick- Not even sure I can dabble in a description- it was FOWL! Please enjoy the story she told us! LOL Tonya quickly saved us with a story about Fred Flinstone in Florida! This dipshit was trying to allude police by speeding in his goofy flinstone mobile- tricked out to look like the cartoon. Cute story after that horrid one I shared! Annette went for the gusto tonight- again I cant really even explain this one- it was so shockingly gross Tonya about barfed and I still think she hates me for it- Moral of this story is kids- DON'T DO HARD DRUGS MAN! JUST SAY NO~ And leave the roadkill alone! Tonya back for the save tonight- telling us about the Smurl family of Pittsburgh PA- they moved in with her aging parents and suddenly things start to happen around the house- doors slamming-putrid smells just omit- weird shit. This went on for years they even had Ed and Lauren Warren come in to get rid of this nasty being- listen for all the deets- this was a goodie Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

  3. Oct 7

    197-Panty stompers

    Dang everyone its #197!! Thanks to you we are killin it! We had another amazing #puffer post sent in by the lovely Miss Jennifer;) She had a story of freaking out her brother in law in a cemetery- hysterical story lady!! WE LOVE you all for taking time to write in!! KEEP EM comin!! Tonya gave us a goodie from Maine- where this guy was in need of some heat- so he stole himself a woodstove- and you know when you steal something- typically you keep it low key well not today's youth! This idiot went on to his snapchat to boast about it! And you guessed it the caught him by his location! DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Annette as always spread joy and love with a story about the cold c**k of Tennessee- a guy is running around the area in a chicken suit BUT only when it snows. What a sight to see- a skinny chicken running in the snow. No one knows who this birdbrain is- but if you spot him snatch a pic! Tonka came thru with another remarkable story of a ghoul shedding light to the living on who had killed her- This one is really bizzare and for sure worth a listen, makes you think if we really CAN communicate with the dead... Annette jumped in with a spooky tale too- but one that ended in love. A woman has a weird dream with vivid details that came to life YEARS later and wound up showing her the love of her life- sometimes spooky turns to love;) Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

  4. Sep 30

    196-You like big balls dont ya

    Well hey how ya doin! Back for #196!! A big thank you to all again! We had an amazing #puffer post Glen spookied us out with a story from his younger days and a haunted apartment he rented. HELL TO THE NO!! Great story its a goodie for the start of the October season!! Thanks again! Annette brought us a story that is in honor of our fossil man Josh- a story of how a group of people were cleaning up and preserving an area for the red legged frog, when in the creek bed someone noticed what looked like teeth- and sure enough it turned out to be a FOSSIL of a jawbone with teeth in tack. These chompers roamed the earth in some animals head 10-12000 years ago!! Just wild man! Tonya told us a creepy tale of a man that like company of the the still and quite kind- when police had searched this mans apartment- what they found was alot creepier than they could have imagined- they walked into a room with what they thought were dolls..... OMG gonna have to listen to find out all the deets Annette shared a story about a broad daylight attack at sea;) You may have seen the video but this guy caught an octopus, and as he was showing the camera- it latched onto him! Crazy footage- he beat the shit outta that thing before it let go The queen of the dark took us on a wild one today- honestly its really worth the listen. Preview is a young lady was murdered, and she spoke from the dead to catch her killer- EPIC story and spooky all in one! Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

  5. Sep 23

    195-I hope he gets his lil pumpkin popped

    Welcome back yeah I'm a day late- but here we are at #195 and Did Elanor from New Jersey crack us up tonight!! Wrote in a freaking awesome story- has us on the edge of our seats the whole time!! Thank you ALL so much for the time you take to write in! WE LOVE YOU!! Tonya started us with a real charmer! Out of Ohio baby!! So it turns out this here fella did not approve of the mug shot police provided when reporting the crime he commited. He didn't like it SO bad he actually text the police a "better" picture to use for his crime!! This is one dumb f**k for sure! Who does that shit! Listen to the rest for a good giggle! Annette came in with a crazy one- how do you move an old ass historical site? Well if you are in Japan- you get a bunch of people from around the world to grab a rope and tug a few inches until you move that bitch 5 feet! HAHAA This was a crazy story of how they really moved this ancient castle. Over the years it has shifted- but the old rope and tug got it back to it's place;) Tonya ended our night with bells- oh how they ring- listen to them sing! Its creepy England time- back in 1834 a man retired to his home- a home which had 9 brass bells mounted on and iron spring hung in the kitchen- which was used to summons servants on this day Feb 09th- they began to ring frantically on their OWN! They tried to stop them- you couldn't-they rang on- for 53 days this type of activity went on.... listen for more chills Annette brings awareness to us all about the safety when swimming in Lake Tahoe- she had swam these waters for years- but today was a whole new day- this otter boy woke up choosing violence- she was attacked- she said it felt like a human was pulling her under! Then she felt the teeth and seen the mad otter just attacking the shit out of her! CRAZY!! Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

  6. Sep 16

    194-You smell like a skank

    Welcome back for #194 whore show- Thanks for coming back guys- we really wouldn't be here without your awesomeness!! We had a really cool #puffer post! A lil real life creepy story- you know how it goes- older home, creaky floors... yeah no not the case here- yeah old house but FOOTSTEPS from the attic! So an older brother decided he was going to go up an investigate.... chills- i got chills- just listen to the story- I would have FOR SURE slept in the living room after hearing that. Thank you Kevin from MA! Annette started the night with a stinky one;) Crazy story about a tractor traile rthat turned on its side- spewing little squids all over the road- IN THE HEAT- IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY- Ughh I can almost smells the stench- gagging as I write this- maybe you all should all just listen for the details Tonya told us a real silly tale of possibly the dumbest person on earth! This fella decided to rob a bank- had what he thought was a fool proof plan. So on that day in 1995 he ventured out to take on the man and rob that bank- but before he walked in- he made sure to cover his face with lemon juice... THAT'S RIGHT- lemon juice- so the cameras couldn't see his face..... please have a listen for the rest of this most ridiculous story! Annette gave us a fun story of a good time ride we all have been on- The tilt a whirl- oh the memories of amusement parks when we were younger and how this is one of the MOST loved rides of all times- I can still feel that tickle belly at the Bath carnival- good times- anyway this ride in Falcon Heights MN started at the Minnesota State Fair in 1926 they celebrated 100 years of their tilt a whirl- which makes me very happy Tonya left us with another dark tale of haunted property- people have witnessed objects being thrown, they have heard knocking and have seen mysterious messages on the WALLS! All I know is that I do not want a tour of this Borely Rectory- you would think it would be holy- but HELL know its haunted AF Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

  7. Sep 9

    193-Thanks for the weiner Dolly

    Wowzers! Back for #193 fam!! Thank you as always for showing up and showin out!! We love you all so much! Had THE BEST #puffer post sent in from one of our OG #puffers Jennifer!! THIS was an epic one and the best part was that I didn't even know it was from our gal!! Ahhh the 3 legged man- we all heard about him- Jennifer witnessed him! OMG this was an absolute hysterical story! THANK YOU our love for taking time to write us- we know how much you got going on- smoochies Tonya began the night with a sweet story of wildin out Kangaroo' s near our home town- PLEASE NOTE- Kangaroos are not common here in Pennsylvania! LOL- So the story goes- it seems someone thought they were just loose like a goose- roaming the streets- two cops even did a double take- as they went to investigate the situation- have a listen for this cute lil story CRICKIE!! Annette told us a little story of magic mushrooms and how this new strain is truly mind blowing! So some people are saying after taking this mushroom- its the usual trip,smiles laughs and a general good time... then the little people start to appear-on books- climbing plants-even communicating with the trippin major ballsack human! The little people sightings last a few days-not sure that's a trip I wanna take! The queen of the dark returns for her season- Tonya told us a spooker from the late 1800's a coal mining town disaster left many widows behind- Nora Keyhold lost her husband in that coal mine and a few weeks later their son disappeared into the woods, never to return. Some say he wondered off to find his daddy..... today people claim to see a young boy on the property- some hear him crying in the stairwell- all a big NO to me!! Enjoy the rest as Tonya chills us to the boner! Annette sent us off with a odd dining experience- you can dine naked- around others naked, this is the weirdest thing cause why not just stay home.. well there is more to it. NO TOUCHING unless invited by the other person- so you can eat your meat AND get meat in ya all in one! Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

  8. Sep 2

    192-Get the f**k out of my ass

    Holy moly we are back for #192!! You all did not let us down either! Had a cutie poo story from one of our loyal gals out there in pufferland! Lisa had a story that took us back real nice- to an easier time- days of the roller rink. If you knew how to skate or not you did hang out there! Gosh this story took us back to the rink- and she found the man of her dreams there;) Super cute story! Thank you again for taking time to write us!! KEEP THEM COMING!! Annette started us off with a real stinky one- a MULTIPLE offender in California was caught again- you'll never guess what he was doing... sniffing ladies ass's WTF! Not sure how or why this started- but he likes a good wiff of the cheeks- no matter the temp, hes going nose first! Super creepy- no one is safe at this point Tonya began the night with a furry little fun one-she told us a tale of how some guy stole a bag full of hamsters from a store and tried to out run the police- what was he going to do with those gerbils anyway? She asked is he related to Gerry Penacoli?? Not sure if anyone remembers him or if it was just a local LORE- cause I don't think he put them up his pooper! Annette sent us away with a weird one- story about how a lady woke up from a slumber to find an animal wanting to take refuge in her mouth- I personally would have lost my shit and squashed the bastard- but she is a better woman than I- she took it to the ER with her.. gonna have to listen for the details;) Tonya left us with a goodie- as we always say- You will get caught- no one escapes the law! After 14 years of not knowing who that there blood evidence belonged to- DNA and science prevailed here! For years they searched for who this killer was- had video-tons of evidence but no hard leads- UNTIL a detective put it through CODIS and got a genetic genealogy hit and finally caught this hoe! Thanks Auntie K and My Nina for reading lol FIRE IN THE HOLE!! SMOKE IT IF YA GOT IT! As always, we THANK YOU! If it weren't for you badass's we wouldn't be here- well we might be, but you wouldn't know;) Every episode filled with a weird spin on what's gone on in the world that you didn't know OR care about Thanks for coming back remember to send us your stories at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #hotbox #puffers #smokenbullshit #pufferpost Catch ya on the next one!

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Just two chics smoking pot and bullshitting about whatever comes to mind- we have no filter we give no f***s- it's just two old ass friends for over 35 years and plenty of stories and b******t to share. Who doesn't need a place to chill and smoke freely to unwind and talk shit or share a funny story. We are NOT professional anythings- we are just friends talking- you don't like it - kindly move on. So come chill with Annette and Tonya for some Smoke N B******t and no judgement. smokenbullshit@myyahoo.com https://twitter.com/smokenbullshit https://www.instagram.com/smokenbullshit FacebookSNB

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  • Creator
    Smoke N Bullshit
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    200
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Smoke N Bullshit
  • Show Website
    Smoke N B******t