The Book of John

John Patrick Nelson

Rantings and ravings from below the line and beyond the pale. johnpatricknelson.substack.com

  1. 10/29/2025 ·  Bonus

    "Creepy Paperback" [Craig's Version]

    Behold! Unto ye, for this spooky season, I bring you a NEW “Book of John” podcast episode! It features my short story “Creepy Paperback,” this time read by the mighty Craig Sechler! I DARE you to enjoy! © MMXXV This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

    29 min
  2. Season Finale

    04/22/2024

    Season Finale

    Fifty episodes! And an audio version of a rare, early story. Visit me on: Substack Letterboxed Threads Bluesky ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

    11 min
  3. Nights in Hollywood: The Ballad of Trouser Shock

    04/15/2024

    Nights in Hollywood: The Ballad of Trouser Shock

    The conclusion to John's sketch comedy group adventures with the big kahuna: Trouser Shock. Visit me on: Substack Letterboxed Threads Bluesky ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

    13 min
  4. Miscellaneous Debris

    04/08/2024

    Miscellaneous Debris

    A random assortment of nonsense. Visit me on: Substack Letterboxed Threads Bluesky ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

    12 min
  5. Gone to the Con

    04/01/2024

    Gone to the Con

    Wondercon 2024 and a remembrance of ComicCons past. Visit me on: Substack Letterboxed Threads Bluesky ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

    10 min
  6. "The Weeping Judge"

    03/27/2024

    "The Weeping Judge"

    A new Enoch the Preacher yarn! Visit me on: Substack Letterboxed Threads Bluesky ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

    1h 6m
  7. Editing Fer Idjits

    03/18/2024

    Editing Fer Idjits

    John explains his IRL job of editing for Reality TV. Visit me on: Substack Letterboxed Threads Bluesky ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

    9 min
  8. The Guaranteed, One Hundred Percent Certain Way to Sell Your Screenplay for Six Figures

    03/11/2024

    The Guaranteed, One Hundred Percent Certain Way to Sell Your Screenplay for Six Figures

    Revealed at last! John tells you the secret that will allow YOU to sell your script for thousands of dollars! Visit me on: Substack Letterboxed Threads Bluesky ©2024 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit johnpatricknelson.substack.com

    10 min
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Rantings and ravings from below the line and beyond the pale. johnpatricknelson.substack.com

Information

  • Creator
    John Patrick Nelson
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    52
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © John Patrick Nelson
  • Show Website
    The Book of John