CORN DOWN Prank Calls

dragonmere
  • 4.6 (23)
  • Improv
  • Updated Weekly

Prank calls from a weekly live show, with an attempt at original ideas and premises. Hosted by dragonmere and featuring wastedmemory.

  1. 1d ago

    The CORNDOWN pt 322: with Kevin Spacey as John Doe

    This show starts off strong, as I get a B King to mail a Whopper to my PO box to replace a scratched bun. This leads to wastedmemory having a scratched bag and a creased reciept, and I deal with a pen marked bag. We dabble with some burger sports before discovering the effectivness of reporting non-emergencies. A lot of employees are covering the phone reciever, and that’s not an emergency. There’s all kinds of stuff going on with Benadryl, and that’s not an emergency either. By the end of the show, some shit happens, but we get permission to lie to the hotel, so everything is totally fine. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

  2. May 29

    The CORNDOWN pt 321: with Julianne Moore as Clarice Starling

    Ever got gravy on your neck? Did it leave a tattoo? Of course it did, so you’ll understand the first batch of calls. We also deal with returning calls we never actually got, and move gravy around between KF Chickens like its our job. There’s tall ones, Wild One’s, and I think Tiff is probably a dude with a voice changer. Rosin gets water in his tires, and then I get Pepsi in mine. We play hide and seek, eat on the toilet, mess with some cookies and mailboxes, and we’re out. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

  3. May 22

    The CORNDOWN pt 320: with Richard Belzer as Detective John Munch

    Well, what we have here is a heavily goblin themed show. It starts out with red lights across the board, and settings askew. A goblin is blamed, and then focused on for several calls ranging from goblin meat to a goblin shopper. I do have the surprisingly legitimate premise of telling places we prepaid at the gas station, and we get a loty of mileage out of that. Then back to goblins. We deal with goblin holes, goblins in the parking lot, found goblins lost goblins, until we’ve done literally every goblin call. From there it’s just a matter of spilling soup and getting poop all over everything. And suddenly it’s over. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

  4. May 15

    The CORNDOWN pt 319: with Townsend Coleman as Muckman

    The first half is all KF Chicken. We, or rather I start this CORNDOWN with a couple of loose sacks and a classic stuck lid or two. From there I explore the topic of mullet chickens before Whuppy joins in to order some Mullet Chicken of his own. Then we move on to cubes. Chicken cubes, mostly. After that it’s gas station time, where we call to check up on the fact that we sprayed an employee with gasoline last time. I also deal with some dumb capri pants, more mullets, and having my lips read. It just sucks. On the hotel side, we stack up some rooms, meet with the Wise Old Man, and get an invitation to 215. Then we’re out, peek, boom. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

  5. May 8

    The CORNDOWN pt 318: with Robert Llewellyn as Kryten

    Oh boy, this episode of CORNDOWN starts off with a man trying to take the piss, MY piss. Not acceptable. This quickly gives way to hangout sessions with staff, where we learn several facts about quiktrip employees; they work 10 hour shifts, they get no breaks, and they are happy about it. From there we mess with all the buttons at a quiktrip before settling on messing with the emergency shutoff lever. In the second half we get in arguments about escalators, as well dabble in cages and coffins and chains. Towards the end, Tiff takes a massive dump, which naturally means we talk about poop for the rest of the episode. Obviously. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

  6. May 1

    The CORNDOWN pt 317: with Liam Hemsworth as Victor

    Oh wow. This show was a disaster. Partially a national disaster? I don’t know what qualifies, but I deal with heavy ‘technical’ difficulties (I pushed a button by accident), and wastedmemory gets hit with a series of tornadoes. Seriously, mostly. Between all the madness, there’s signals from a lighthouse, gum getting stuck in the carpet, and the further difficulties of laying an egg. There’s also some talk of bad beef jerky, oh and smile fights. Smile fights were good. Of course. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

  7. Apr 24

    The CORNDOWN pt 316: with Henry Nixon as Downey

    Well, this is a strange one. First call is about a hidden compartment housing a second beef patty, that’s normal. Second call is over half an hour of yelling at a man who says he reads books. You kinda have to hear it to understand. After that, wasted is having parking issues, and I’m trying to figure out what managers job duties are. It turns out their duties is to be a lifeguard. I told you it’s strange. Second half we deal with hard hallways and the multiple injuries they can cause to the children and the elderly. There’s also some talk of hidden compartments housing beef patties on the second floor. I try to get implicated, Wild-One makes his first call, Whuppy breaks off his fingers, and we’re out. At least it ends normal. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

  8. Apr 17

    The CORNDOWN pt 315: with Toby Huss as Artie, “The Strongest Man in the World”

    This one starts with classic lettuce separation. Classic. Next we try to get premium packaging for our burgers, such as chili containers, drink containers, or anything other than paper! We hide food, stash food, get food out of the dumpster, etc. ad nauseum. Really standard stuff, I can’t stress that enough. Somewhere in the first half I get hung up on humane treatment options, (of which there are none) wasted deals with some bad weather, and the squiggles. Oh God, the squiggles. From there we call hotels and blank out a couple receipts, get some bags, sneak in some contraband, and get sassy with toxicwaste. It’s classic, standard, normal, good, normal stuff. Just how I like it. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the new rogue telegram or the prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com

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About

Prank calls from a weekly live show, with an attempt at original ideas and premises. Hosted by dragonmere and featuring wastedmemory.

Information

  • Creator
    dragonmere
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    323
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2023 CORNDOWN
  • Show Website
    CORN DOWN Prank Calls

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