Poison Control

Captain Lindsey, Master Charlie, Director Ethan
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This is a podcast about wine... etc. It almost always turns into friends just shooting the shit about some random topics. So grab a glass (or bottle) of wine, and come listen to some of the dumbest smart people around!

Episodes

  1. 10/17/2024

    Make a Wish Episode With One of Our Biggest Fans!

    Coffee! Botero Coffee Company! As a wise woman named Lindsey once said “Columbian Coffee from Columbia”. If you don’t like this coffee grow up, and drink better coffee…Nerds Click the link in our Instagram bio for 20% off.  The pre-harvest podcast released post-harvest has lots to talk about! Special guest, one of our biggest fans -Justine Charlie and Lindsey get hostile…shocker Justine is a baller live from Total Wines, Zooms in during his ”date” Ethan’s special friend and our producer Kyla chimes in as well.  Ethan pays great attention! Justine calls out Lindsey for “excellent geography skills” How would you build your cheese board? Both the material and the types of cheese you should  use Justine is the passenger princess We meet Fillet, Justine’s special friend Justine hypes the PC ego Ethan "really" wants us to move back PC moves to SLO?! I'm still waiting on Justine’s tasting notes of his 3 wines. Animesh! Who the hell is putting pepper jack on their shark cootchie board At about the 23-minute mark Charlie and Lindsey have a dispute, who was right? Lindsey's attempt at sun-dried tomatoes, Ethan’s tomato knowledge is very vast Lindsey is eating raw pancetta! This is a wine podcast, we’re going to talk about wine Ninja turtles! and artists that were named after the turtles. Umbrian Wines, Sagrantino is the most tannic wine around. DOCG Montefalco Sagrantino is one of the most tannic wines Italy produces Back to Lamborghini tractors… Fiat bulldozer?! Crazy stuff in Italy Lindsey’s Big Gameplan…You can’t steal it though, because it's HER idea and we said we would cut it. Ethan gets confused  Charlie salts the Great Lakes? Charlie went to the Smash Mouth Concert in Roseburg  “Hey all you fourth graders out there, you get to go back to school and tell your friends that you went to the Smash Mouth Concert and they played the Shrek Song!” -Smash Mouth  Charlie in the stands 👀 “What about the 28-year-olds?? Carbonic Maceration Ethan hates American wines non Vitis vinifera. Kyla cleans the apartment Wine spritz? the new thing? Lindsey takes a stand…No Please Send us the best and funniest photos from your harvest!

    1 hr

  2. 08/20/2024

    What weirdos are drinking Non-Alcoholic beverages?!

    Coffee! Botero Coffee Company! As a wise woman named Lindsey once said “Columbian Coffee from Columbia”. If you don’t like this coffee grow up, and drink better coffee…Nerds Click the link in our Instagram bio for 20% off.  We’re now A Soccer Podcast…Futbol, England vs Spain Euro Cup Frech Manners? Prohibition is still causing problems, who would’ve thought Lindsey is much better at history than Geography Charlie is wrong?! No way, Impossible Farmer Charlie is checking the vines for emotional damage Lindsey is extra grumpy today More sparkling wine! English Bubbles! Shut up and eat your bread Low/no alcohol beverages …losers Charlie doesn’t understand Non-Alcoholic wines Midwest parties Lindsey has some skewed data she’s looking at Lindsey learned ONE thing in Economics Happy and sad booze Is David Beckham a GOAT? Better than Neymar? Does Charlie really know what he’s talking about Rioja wines!

    29 min

  3. 06/22/2024

    Prosecco vs. Champagne...Choose your fighter

    Charlie is live from Ore-gON, Ethan is in Napa, and who really knows where Lindsey is at the moment as she frolics through Europe. Lindsey has some questionable takes on this episode When is it too late to say Happy New Year? Forbes summer wine trends  > Better for you wines > New Zealand Sauvy B > Italian wines and Prosecco  > Bubbles > Wine cocktails  > Alternative containers  Calories in wine  Dandelion wines? Dandelion root is really good for you Prosecco vs Champagne… Choose your fighter. Lindsey needs to work on her Champagne facts… “What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” - Principle from Billy Madison Wine juice boxes?! Charlie’s work - Abacela, Oregon’s hidden gem Farmer Charlie…hates mornings Cougar juice Ethan did NOT win an olive tree Jam Cellars clever names Good Reds for the heat of summer Is Chilling your reds in? Charlie has changed his mind about orange wine…sike it still sucks   Has Lindsey gotten better at geography? Tokaj wines  What is biodynamics?

    53 min

  4. 05/29/2024

    Gerald AVA...Coming Soon

    TBD

    35 min

  5. 04/18/2024

    Ethan's return

    Special guest Ethan Lindsey Finally got a mic. Spicy food and wine pairings Charlie gets into sourdough Charlie's Buns Inappropriate corporation names Napa arrests? Chirping Llinsey is all it takes to get her to drink Ethan talks Napa drama Some Celebrity wines Ethan's farming routine The wine scale grading system and more...

    1h 8m

  6. 12/28/2023

    Corks, Port, and French Dorks

    Lindsey is addicted to Gossip Girl Charlie Parties WE HAVE QUESTIONS! The truth about corks More Port Peacocks Lindsey loves farm animals Charlie is a history dork Indiana’s state grape Midwest is good at wine? Thanks Aunt Holly! The wines Charlie is studying The wines from the Loire   Appretivo Sophie is a great person to travel with Alban’s mother is a saint

    35 min

  7. 11/26/2023

    Season 2 We're Back!

    Lindsey loses her phone Does Lindsey really know anything about port? Lindsey always gets thrown into liquids Lindsey thinks you’re dumb Champagne from California, the best around! Don’t start with sweet wine Europeans love digestives Lions Score! Lindsey is a hater Chocolate wine vs Chocolate liquor  Port dorks Lions are going to the Super Bowl  Lindsey’s girl math Tiles in Portugal Lindsey is making Thanksgiving dinner? Lindsey’s mom is so much cooler than her Charlie’s mom is a beauty Charlie’s Lingo 101 = beauty Be nice to your mom French served alcoholic beverages in schools until 1956 USA is the top wine consumer  Port and tonics Lindsey still  sucks with directions Lindsey is extra musty Charlie gets French Children? Ben Franklin says drink your wine.  Charlie has a squeaky desk and put his phone in a terrible spot, we apologize for the poor sound quality

    43 min
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About

This is a podcast about wine... etc. It almost always turns into friends just shooting the shit about some random topics. So grab a glass (or bottle) of wine, and come listen to some of the dumbest smart people around!

Information

  • Creator
    Captain Lindsey, Master Charlie, Director Ethan
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2024
  • Episodes
    7
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Captain Lindsey, Master Charlie, Director Ethan
  • Show Website
    Poison Control