Office White Noise

Aphrodite Jones
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The gentle hum of mundane office workers. It’s work that it’s okay to fall asleep on.

  1. 07/01/2023

    Saturday

    Just another makeup Monday

  2. 07/01/2023

    Friday - The data never lies

    The data never lies – The data never lies, but your colleagues will be annoyed if you say this to them.

  3. 06/30/2023

    Thursday - It is what it is

    It is what it is – Much too flippant to say in a business meeting. Only say this around your friends.

  4. 06/29/2023

    Wednesday - Failure is not an option

    Failure is not an option – You’ll feel like you’re starring with Ed Harris in Apollo 13 if you hear this line.

  5. 06/27/2023

    Tuesday - Teamwork makes the Dream Work

    Teamwork makes the dream work – At least this one is funny. But it would be hard to hear in a meeting without laughing out loud.

  6. 06/24/2023

    Friday - Earning your chops

    Earning your chops – I’ve seen far too many resumes with this phrase lately. Better to leave off the cliches when attempting to land a job in a creative field.

  7. 06/23/2023

    Thursday - Burning the candle at both ends

    Burning the candle at both ends – How about just say that you’re working hard?

  8. 06/22/2023

    Wednesday - Pick your brain

    Pick your brain – This one has a rather zombie-like appeal.

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The gentle hum of mundane office workers. It’s work that it’s okay to fall asleep on.

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  • Creator
    Aphrodite Jones
  • Years Active
    2023
  • Episodes
    32
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Aphrodite Jones
  • Show Website
    Office White Noise