Who Told You That

I think Dentons mute button has been on every episode. His “booming” voice is as about as valuable to a podcast as a screen door on a submarine… Fortunately however his extremely tight shirts keeps a fan base coming back for more, and when I say fan base I mean his wife and Grandma Wanda! However, I do give you 5 stars (oscillating lights) for keeping me on somewhat of a coherent track. LORD willing we can touch even one heart on this adventure and have fun with and at each other along the way!

Jared needs work. He aimlessly rambles, makes up new words, and requires food to stay on site during recording. We are actively looking for his replacement if literally anyone speaks English and will show up on time for recording. The only reason he’s allowed to continue is he owns the studio and has a key. Secondly, his family accounts for over half our audience…5 stars sir for being the best worst mediocre podcaster in history. He’s also the best looking dude on the show and makes us look kind of good sometimes in random vertical videos. Jk love you. Cheers to continued late nights, early mornings, and our wives sanity.